awkwardnerdylesbian

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Mythbusters have 3 categories of myths

the general public doesnt know how physics works

the general public doesnt know how lying works

oh crap this ones real

[awkwardnerdylesbian]

#CANT STOP REPLAYING THISSSSSS #critical role #laudna #imogen temult #imodna #southerngothic

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My friend reminded me of one of my favorite images on the internet ever

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dear butch lesbian i saw in a hardware store today who, when asked if she could carry her purchase, pulled out a net and a chain of carabiners and proceeded to wrap the net around the items, attach the carabiners, sling it over her back and walk out, i am so unbelievably in love with you

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Hello my fellow dykes, we have officially become visible ✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨

All sillies aside, please consider donating to Emily Gwen or sharing this if you can! Link

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hey can you do me a favour?? Can you go get that nice pristine sketchbook or journal you've been hoarding and put some kind of mark on the first page? Anything will do, like a smudge of graphite or a blob of ink, or perhaps a very scribbly dinosaur. Just put something there. Please, or the dinosaur will be sad.

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*Tries dnd once* ahhhh, so this is basically cocaine

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“the other day” could mean anything with me. literally yesterday. or a week ago. Seven years past.

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i like when you’re in the grocery store and you see people buying eggs because they always pick up the carton and then open it like it’s a metal briefcase full of cash involved in a drug deal and they’re confirming it’s money. “don’t bother counting it, it’s all there. 12.” then they always pick one up and inspect it like, “yeah, it’s grade A alright…the real deal.” 

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that’s a hard yes

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we're so back

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you're in a dark cell. shivering, terrified, starving, held hostage in a foreign country while your young son was left at home. everything is hellish and awful and this is the worst thing that could possibly happen to you. someone is coming to see you and you're braced for interrogation or torture, you don't even know what

and then this walks in

#remember when the emp her sending #and things are back online #so you know jester is just spamming people rn #this was also the fucking funniest thig yeha had to deal with #critical role

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me when I’m a reiloran and it’s time to get crop circle beamed down to the heaven-esque place I only see through abstract interpretation in my dreams for roughly half an hour because the shitty kid of one of the evil empire’s top dogs wants me to to unlock a door or maybe punch someone before I get teleported back to my 9-5 as a Bone Smith.

#lmaoooo #imogen temult #reiloran #critical role

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now i am forced to somehow un-love you. as if i never craved your touch, your kiss, or simply your presence across the room. i am forced to pretend this heart is not longing for your return. we are now two strangers who shared a past, and an imaginary future together. i am forced to dry my tears at night and make myself believe this is for the better. my arms no longer have a home. and your absence will forever torment my soul.

- dee (i am forced to forget us)