Adrien: I've already sent good vibes on your way. Their coming. There's nothing you can do to stop them.
Chloe: That is the most threating way I've ever been cheered up.
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Chat noir, tending to chloe's wounds: How would you rate the pain?
Chloe: Zero stars, would NOT recommend.
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Chloe: Don't worry, I've got a couple knives up my sleeve.
Zoe: Don't you mean card's
Chloe, pulling knives out of her sleeves: No, I do not.
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Zoe: You know, I'm starting to regret showing you how the blender works.
Chloe, drinking toast: Why do you say that?
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Alya: Okay so maybe playing "who's family is the most disfunctinal"
Wasn't the best idea.
Marinette: Alya, Chloe and Adrien have been crying in the bathroom for an hour
Marinette: We can't get them out.
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Chloe: Can i sit there?
Zoe: That's my lap.
Chloe: doesn't answer the question.
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polycule destroyed by emotionally charged game of among us
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characters that go from villain to awkward friend are so important
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Zoe: Treat spiders the way you want to be treated.
Chloe: Killed without hesitation.
Zoe: No.
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Hello, I am here to put out my headcannon that chloe has a texture issue with soup. Goodbye. *runs back into hobbit hole*
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I am once again apologizing for my intolerable content. I, however, will not change at all, hope this helps.
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Spinning a Vinyl Record So Fast That It Shatters
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Zoe: What if the "g" in "gif" is silent?
Chloe: Zoe, go the f*ck to sleep
Zoe: What gif I don't want to?
Chloe: Fuck off.
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On every planet, there is one being who is a living recorder for everything that happens. During the yearly recorder meeting, one always comes in emotionally drained. “Look. It’s the guy that has earth”
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concept: a death god that is actually surprisingly supportive and on the side of the good guys, supporting actions and promoting policies that will lead to the kingdom growing and thriving instead of being destroyed, because the more the kingdom grows, the more people there are, and the more people there are the more people will eventually die, and when you’re an immortal god of death, you know there’s no need to rush. you’ll get them all in the end
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