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I love tumblr it’s like living in an au where everyone’s queer except a few cishet exceptions though we’re supportive of their journeys

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One of my friends thought there might be a correlation here, so let's find out...

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Magnus Archives vs. Hobby Lobby spinoff WHEN

ngl I keep forgetting that Hobby Lobby is a real store that people go to. That people actually think of it as a craft store and not as a crazy Christian mass artifact smuggler. I google "Hobby Lobby" and get a page full of results that make me go "wtf is this craft supplies and operating hours shit, I thought we all knew this place for smuggling looted cuneiform tablets out of Iraq"

#archivist whose job it is to track down mysterious enchanted artifacts and put them back where they came from or so help me??

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I know ppl mention it all the time wrt Malevolent but oh my GOD Arthur is the funniest horror protagonist ever. He gets possessed by a malevolent entity, and almost immediately decides murdering an innocent is reasonable in this situation - so quickly in fact that the whole ass demon in his head is like ‘OK SO THAT WAS EASIER THAN I THOUGHT LETS BACK PEDAL LOL??’

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Just Kayne being Kayne.

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We’ve all seen that one painting, right. Right.

(Study of The shadow by Daniela Astone)

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Having anotheg 'gork we have got to get out of bed faster then this' morning

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#arthur lester #malevolent podcast

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or like. It was my friend's favorite show, and THEY bit me. The show is just too connected to them.

nothing more embarassing than when you develop personal beef with a piece of media thats entirely petty. like sorry no i cant talk about that show it. bit me.

#this is about steven universe #i'm sure it's a fine show but it makes me think of her #fuck you nikita

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Things Kayne does not have time for: trivial details such as "food"

Things Kayne absolutely has time for: ensuring that the team members hate each other as much as possible, for absolutely no reason, and possibly to his own detriment

#he is truly the chaos entity ever #malevolent #malevolent podcast

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sorry guys

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bro ngl I'd do anything for him if he asked me politely

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*stumbles out of a haze covered in blood* season five in one month

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That's why he's like catnip for the horrors. They just can't get enough of him

idk anything abt malevolent but based on ur posts this arthur guy sounds rly sad

oh he is. incredibly tragic. nearly sisyphean. he lives in a purgatory of his own making. the ironic thing is that he's actually very optimistic and positive and all throughout the show never ever loses his sense of whimsy and sillyness.

#horrors: WHY WON'T YOU STOP BOUNCING BACK

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This is the correctest take

Gertrude vs season5 Jon would be terrifying

two cats fighting in an alleyway but they are eldritch monsters and their supportive partners