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Mission: Chivalry 3, part 2

Paladin Thor: Was that exhibition of proper manners so terrible? Loki: Yes. Paladin Thor: We'll never be family. We don't have to be friends. But we also don't need to be enemies. Loki: ...Let's shoot someone with lightning. It can be someone you deem evil. It's all the same to me...

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Mission: Chivalry 3, part 1

Loki: You realize I know everything there is to know about good manners. I just have no interest in using them. Paladin Thor: Do you enjoy being isolated and despised? Loki: Yes! Paladin Thor: Yelling doesn't make it true. Loki: YES! Paladin Thor: I'm starting to understand why people hit you with hammers...

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Mission: Chivalry 1

(I sadly missed the both the Chivalry 1 and the first half of Chivalry 2 but I wanted to include what I have anyway since it's kind of a cute one. So the text for all the missing pieces are in this post)

Part 1 Paladin Thor: Lady Knight, I come to you with a purpose. This armor requires me to behave as a paladin, with courtesy and honor. I seek your expertise. Misty Knight: ...Okay? What's the problem? Paladin Thor: I have inadvertently addressed Odin All-Father with excessive familiarity, and feel like a bit of a village idiot. Misty Knight: Wait a minute... you called him dad, didn't you?

Part 2 Misty Knight: Hold your goats, girl. Want my advice? Paladin Thor: As long as it's not preceded by more laughter at my expense... Misty Knight: Just talk to him. I'm sure he doesn't care, and who cares if he does? Paladin Thor: I do. He's a king. What kind of knight are you? Misty Knight: The coincidental last name kind.

Mission Chivalry 2

Part 1 Paladin Thor: I apologize for speaking with undue informality, All-Father. I hope I have not caused any offense. Odin: I'm the All-Father. Why would I mind? Paladin Thor: Is there anything I can do to make up for my mistake? Odin: Stop worrying about it, and pass some of those manners onto someone who desperately needs them...

Part 2

Loki: Behold, the latest in a long line of my father's useless attempts to manipulate my social life... Paladin Thor: He only wants me to give you a lesson in manners... Loki: Don't hit me with a hammer! Paladin Thor: I wasn't planning on it... Loki: Old reflex...

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Mission: Save Asgard 2, part 1

(I sadly missed the first half of this mission so we only have the text below)

Part 1 Thor (Jane Foster): Asgard is under attack. The greatest remaining warriors have been captured, and I've been charged with freeing them, and ridding the city of evil. Who will fight by my side?Enchantress: I'd like to see this evil for myself... Loki: If this is one of my father's pranks, I will be so mad... Lady Sif: I hope there are monsters to slay! Angela: I call dibs on the displayable body parts. Wasp: I'm going for no good reason! Thor: Verily! Thor (Jane Foster): Double verily.

Part 2

Thor: Why are you smiling? We barely made it out of Asgard alive... Angela: Hel is coming. I like it there. Thor: That undead army of Draugr Warriors will be back again as long as the Death Queen commands them... Angela: Then maybe someone should take her throne. Someone like me. Thor: You want to be Queen of Hel?! Angela: It's not bad when you give it a chance. Besides, befriending the dead could reveal the secrets of our past. Although I might need some assistance from a Thunder Goddess such as yourself... Thor: Hel yeah.

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Mission: Save Asgard 1, part 2

Loki: My father is lying to you. He's surprisingly adept at deception. It almost makes me want to love him sometimes. Thor: And your intentions are pure? Loki: Of course not. I just hate seeing people manipulated by someone who isn't me. He's sending you back to Asgard because he fears you're getting too close to his precious secrets here on Midgard. Thor: Do you think your mother is a liar? Loki: Be careful what you say about my mother, false Thor... Thor: I'm only saying that Odin was just the messenger. Your mother is the one who requested my help...

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(I missed the first line of this mission so the text is included below)

Odin: You've been ignoring your duties...

Mission: Save Asgard 1, part 1

Odin: You've been ignoring your duties... Thor: I've been trying to piece together the past to discover what happened to all the Thors. And who is hiding the truth... Odin: I gave you Mjolnir, so that you could protect Asgard in my absence. Thor: And you called me back to battle Malekith and the Frost Giants. Odin: I'm sending you back again. And I suggest you prepare yourself for a far more dangerous adversary...

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Mission: Remember Your Training, part 2

Doctor Strange: Were you able to use the information I provided to contact any of the other Thors? Thor: Only two. A frog, and a... horse I think... Doctor Strange: The best two! Thor: ... Doctor Strange: No offense.

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Mission: Remember Your Training, part 1

Thor: Were you able to identify any of the mysterious substances in the timefog? Doctor Strange: It's difficult to discern anything with all of the components and how often they shift and transform, but the Eye of Agamotto revealed something incredible. Thor: About how Thor Odinson became trapped in the timefog? Doctor Strange: About him, and hundreds of other Thors. I believe they were all here at one time. And I believe I can show you how to find them again...

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(I sadly missed the first half of this mission so we just have the text below)

Mission: Prove Worthy

Part 1 Thor (Jane Foster): Odin suggested that we compare our weapons to discover the secret behind there being two Mjolnirs. Thor: I compared hammers with an intergalactic champion once. That was strange. This is stranger... Thor (Jane Foster): What happened when you disappeared? When there was no Thor? Thor: I don't know. I remember a great battle. I remember waking in the timefog, but not being able to move. The longer I was there, the more my memories faded. No one knows how I got there... Thor (Jane Foster): Someone knows. We just need to make him talk...

Part 2

Thor (Jane Foster): The Mjolnir your son holds is is nearly identical to mine. Odin: Nearly... Thor (Jane Foster): It's newer even though it's been crafted to look identical to the original. You've even blessed it with the same spells and enchantments... Odin: Do you know how difficult it was to craft Mjolnir? I had to trap a cosmic thunderstorm in enchanted Uru. Dwarves used the heat of a star to smelt the metal. The process destroyed the star, and nearly took your world with it. Even when forged, it nearly destroyed Asgard. Do you think I would risk that again? Thor (Jane Foster): I think you would turn the universe inside out for your son. Odin: I would. But this time someone did it for me...

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Mission: Prove Worthy 1, part 2

Thor: Are you going to tell me why there are two Mjolnirs? Odin: The purpose of a journey is to learn for one's self. Thor: You're avoiding the question... Odin: If you want to understand the hammers, than study them together. Discover a piece of the truth, and I'll tell you more than you ever wanted to know...

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Mission: The Mighty Thor 3, part 2

Thor: I never knew I had such moves. It's as if the hammer somehow knew it was time! Loki: At least one of you can tell time... Thor: Tell me when you plan on revisiting the dance floor! I feel as though Mjolnir has been waiting decades to unleash these moves! Loki: I won't be inviting you anywhere. Tell your stupid hammer to return those moves to wherever it found them. Thor: Please Mjolnir, don't hurt him.

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Mission: The Mighty Thor 3, part 1

Loki: It's time we settled this once and for all! You believe you're a true Goddess of Thunder?! Prove you can defeat me in battle! Thor: Don't tempt me, Loki. I have to stop Mjolnir from flying into your face everytime you open your mouth. Loki: Your precious weapon won't help you on the dance floor. Thor: You want a dance battle? What even is this place? Loki: This is Avengers Academy! Everyone must dance!

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Mission: The Mighty Thor 2, part 2

Thor: You tried to poison me... Loki: You tried to kill me... Thor: It was an accident. I saved your life. You're lucky I was once a doctor. Loki: Yes. I'm feeling extremely lucky right now... Thor: I have no grudge with you, Loki. We should be thinking of ways to defeat Malekith. Loki: You really are just like my brother, Thorita. Only capable of thinking about one thing at a time...

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Mission: The Mighty Thor 2, part 1

Loki: I've decided to accept your status as a true Goddess of Thunder, Thorita. I'm willing to seal our newfound bond and risk my impeccable cleanliness by touching my palm flesh to yours. Thor: We didn't grow up together, but I still know enough not to trust you. Loki: I'm sure you'll find it in your heart to give me a second chance. That's what you Thors do...

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Mission: The Mighty Thor 1, part 2

Thor: Do you believe the hammer is real now, or do you need to taste the Uru to be sure? Loki: It's not possible, How could there be two Mjolnirs? And worse yet, two Thors? Thor: Must be all of your good karma...

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Mission: The Mighty Thor 1, part 1

Loki: I demand to know where you got that hammer. Thor: You will demand nothing from the Goddess of Thunder! Loki: Where did you get that hammer? If you don't mind me asking. Please. Thor: Your father gave it to me. Loki: Liar. Thor: Remember that I am not your kin. You will watch your tongue, or you will watch me remove it. Loki: Of course. What I meant to say is that your explanation seems highly unlikely, and while I'm sure your honesty is impregnable, I would greatly appreciate the opportunity to see if anyone else can lift Mjolnir...

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Mission: Family Reunion, part 2

(I missed the first line of this mission so the line is included in text below)

Odin: The hammer seems to be enjoying your company.

Odin: The hammer seems to be enjoying your company. Thor: More than Loki... Odin: He actually reacted better than I expected. He may still be in shock. I'm sure the tantrums and promises of violent revenge will soon follow. Thor: Why didn't you tell him about me? Odin: I've been forced to keep secrets from almost everyone for their own protection. The past is complicated, and yours may be the most complicated of all. Thor: Are you keeping secrets from me? Odin: Of course. I'm your All-Father.

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