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[avenger3000]

May I present:

Here is the link to the original post.

And here is the post where I first got the idea to do this from.

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Boastful Loki: I'm having one of those things! A headache with pictures!

2012 Loki: A what?

Classic Loki: He's having an idea.

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Alexei: I do what I want!

Natasha: I'm telling Melina.

Alexei: NO, WAIT!

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Hank: What's that on your search history?

Scott: "Engagement rings"?

Hank: No, the other thing.

Scott: "How to bite a mosquito back"?

Hank: Yeah. Let's talk about THAT.

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Clint: I really think I'm the most skilled and responsible member of the Avengers.

Nat:

Nat: Is your hand stuck in the vending machine again?

Clint: I paid for my cheetos, sO I'M GETTING MY CHEETOS!

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Bucky: How did you find me?

Steve: We combined tracking you based on the direction of the wind, and the slight disturbance in the dirt with the ability to follow your line of thought.

Bucky: Really?

Sam: No. We just put 'Bitch' into the GPS and it led us straight to you.

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Sylvie: I'm out. Two hours is the longest time I can spend with an annoying person without trying to kill myself.

Loki: What about our trip to the ark on Lamentis-1? That was about two hours.

Sylvie:

Loki: Oh, I see what just happened.

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Wong: Do you want some tea?

Dr. Strange: What are the options?

Wong:

Wong: Yes or no..?

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T'Challa: Okoye gave me a 'be better'-card.

Shuri: Oh, that's nice of her, brother!

Shuri:

Shuri: Wait- What for? Did something happen?

T'Challa: Oh, no, don't worry. She just thought I could be better.

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Monica: That's it, I'm leaving!

Jimmy: There it goes.. our last brain cell..

Darcy: Hey!

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Sylvie: We tried things your way, so now it's time to try them my way.

Loki: Okay.

Loki: Wait a second-

Loki: We never tried things my way!

Sylvie: We did in my head and it didn't work.

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[After Thor and Jane shared their first kiss]

Frigga: Okay, alright, let's hear about the kiss. Was it like a soft brush against your lips? Or was it a, you know, "I gotta have you now" kind of thing?

Thor: Well, at first it was really intense, you know. And then, oh man, and then we just sort of sunk into it.

Frigga: Okay, so, were you holding her? Or was your hand like on her back?

Thor: No, actually first they started on her waist. And then, they slid up, so they were in her hair.

Frigga: Ohhhh.

[Meanwhile]

Jane: And, uh, and then he kissed me.

Darcy: Tongue?

Jane: Yeah.

Darcy: Cool.

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Tony: Peter! Why are you late to the meeting?

Peter: I'm so sorry, Mr. Stark. I would have been here sooner, but the bus kept stopping for other people to get on it.

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Mobius: You actually were telling the truth.

Loki: I do that quite a lot. Yet, people are always surprised.

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Wanda: I need feminism because when Jesus does a magic trick, it's a miracle, but when a woman does a magic trick, she gets burned at the stake!

Darcy: Fabulous!

Jimmy: I mean.. they did also kill Jesus. That was a pretty significant thing that happened. Like, I understand where you're coming from, but they did very much kill Jesus.

Monica: They only killed him a little. He got better.

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Peter: There is a strict 'no animals' policy on this ship.

Mantis: Okay.

Peter, throwing a side-glance at Rocket: Except for the ones already here of course.

Gamora: And Peter's high-horse, which occasionally makes an appearance.

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Mobius: Violence isn't the answer.

Loki: You're right..

Mobius: *Sighs in relief*

Loki, whispering: It's the question.

Mobius: Wait, what?

Loki, bolting away: And the answer is YES!

Mobius, running after him: NO-

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