autobots-and-their-crazy-kids

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Starscream: [Bumblebee hugs him] What are you doing?

Bumblebee: [Scary voice] I can never leave your side ever again for the rest of our lives...

Starscream: ...Get off of me!

Bumblebee: [Scary voice] For the rest of our lives! [Chases his prey!]

Starscream: No!

Bumblebee: I know where you live!

Starscream: No, c'mon!

Bumblebee: [Mimicking the sound of a ghost] Ooh! Ooh!

Starscream: Stop chasing me!

#starbee #starscream #bumblebee #transformers #adventure time

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Are people seriously giving you a hard time just because you called Sentinel a sociopath?... I know that the internet is full of big oversensitive babies, but WOW!

I wouldn’t call them babies... But I honestly don't get it either... :( 

Is sociopath like a forbidden word now or something like that?

How is calling a selfish jerk a possible sociopath a terrible thing?

It's not like I'm making fun of people with mental disabilities (espically since I have one as well), I'm just stating what I think Sentinel POSSIBLY is, because I've been emotionally hurt by people like Sentinel... and I read a book that's basically about how to see and avoid toxic people like potential sociopaths and I made a silly connection... I didn't know that it would actually offend people... Or that some random person would give me an anonymous death threat... 

You guys could at least tell me in my askbox about WHY it's wrong to possibly headcanon a fake jerky character is a sociopath, instead of assuming the worst of me... I'll be happy to apologize, if I'm calmly given a proper reason, in my askbox...

#i'm sorry if i offended some people #even though i'm honestly confused #and somewhat frustrated as well

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No Longer Trustworthy 

Sari Sumdac Story 

The girl held her key to the giant glowing light before her. 

“Please! You gotta recharge my key! Prowl needs it!” 

The light simply continued glowing. 

The girl looked at her key and she had a thought. 

“Oh okay, I get it! I need to get a new keycard, so you can turn it into another key. Be right back.” 

When the girl later returned, the light still silently refused to give her its power. 

Then the girl got angry. 

“Come on! You saved Optimus! What makes Prowl any different?”

The light then glowed brighter. 

It glowed so bright that the little girl began seeing things... 

It showed her all the times that she’s helped the Autobots with her key, with either healing or upgrades. 

But then it showed her all the times that she used it for herself and the consequences that came with it. 

Using the key on her father’s robots. 

Playing pranks on the Autobots. 

The creation of the Dinobots. 

Bumblebee becoming way too fast. 

Blackarachnia almost draining the life-force of every organic in the city. 

Soundwave gaining a spark and becoming evil. 

So many problems that she and her key had caused flash before her eyes, until the light reaches the final memory... 

When she gave herself her powerful weapons and armor, then she lost control... 

And it almost destroyed Bumblebee...

Tears were falling down her cheeks as the past faded away... 

Then the Allspark said something that only she could hear... 

“My power was meant to heal and give life, not to be used for destruction or selfish reasons. You had helped your allies, but you had also caused them many problems. I had trusted you with my power. You have overused that power for yourself. You are no longer trustworthy.” 

The girl was now the silent one. 

(Inspired by my what if idea and an anon’s question that I deleted by accident! XD)

#sari sumdac #optimus #prowl #tfa #transformers animated

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Virgin Sari vs Chad Frankie

(Forgive me Sari, I still love you!)

#sari sumdac #frankie greene #tfa #transformers animated #rescue bots

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Virgin Sari vs Chad Cody 

(Forgive me Sari, I still love you!)

#sari sumdac #cody burns #tfa #transformers animated #rescue bots

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A Happy Smile

A Short TFA Optimus Story 

...

This was supposed to be a happy day for him...

Optimus looked himself in the mirror, trying his best to smile. 

He was polished to perfection and repainted with more blue then red on his armor. 

He was wearing the finest of clothes, with a necklace that had dangling beautiful jewels of every color. 

He even has the Autobot Elite Guard symbol on his shoulder (even though he’ll never truly be one).

Most people would be happy and grateful in his situation. 

But he just can’t bring himself to smile today. 

But he knows that he has to. 

This day must be perfect. 

It’s the only way to save Sentinel. 

Optimus has already lost one friend and he refuses to lose another... even if he hates Optimus. 

... 

Sentinel silently glared at the smiling face of Optimus, as the Prime in-title-only walked into the church and towards a happy Ultra Magnus. 

By the end of the day, they’ll be married and Optimus will have the most powerful Autobot in Cybertron as his husband... 

This is all fragging slag! 

Optimus lets Elita die to spiders and an energon explosion, yet all the blame gets placed on Sentinel over what happened on that stupid planet! 

However, for some reason Ultra Magnus suspended him, instead of expelling him from the academy... the Autobots probably remember how powerful Sentinel is, which is why they lessened his punishment.  

Then instead of Optimus getting punished as well, he gets rewarded with marrying Ultra Magnus! 

Sentinel always knew that Optimus wasn’t as perfect as he pretended to be, but even he didn’t know that Optimus could be so horrible, selfish and greedy... 

Optimus doesn’t look like he cares about Elita’s death at all. 

He’s acting like it never happened.

As well as ignoring Sentinel on purpose.

All Optimus cares about is Ultra Magnus and his power... 

Well, Optimus better enjoy that power while he still can, because the moment that Sentinel becomes Magnus, he’s gonna banish Optimus from Cybertron and every colony world! 

Sentinel ignored the flickers of jealousy in his spark, when Optimus had the biggest grin on his face as Ultra Magnus leaned down to kiss his lips. 

The grin stayed, as Ultra Magnus lifted Optimus into his arms and gave the smaller Autobot a deeper kiss. 

If Sentinel didn’t know any better, he’d say that smile almost looked painful. 

... 

Blackarachnia honestly doesn’t what to feel about the wedding, when she heard of it and saw the video with Megatron, Starscream and the other Decepticons... 

At first, she was angry and felt betrayed again... but then she saw Optimus’ smile during the wedding... 

It wasn’t a happy smile. 

It was a ‘I’m going to pretend everything is okay’ smile. 

Optimus has done that smile a lot back at the academy, but it was never that big before. 

She can even see his eye twitching a bit, after Ultra Magnus began to carry him. 

The small part of Blackarachnia wasn’t corrupted, the part of her that’s still Elita, honestly felt sorry for Optimus. 

And the rest of Blackarachnia felt some pity as well. 

She could tell that Optimus doesn’t want to marry Ultra Magnus and is somehow being forced to. 

She might be a half-organic spider beast, but at least she’s allowed to stay single, free and not be forced to marry someone she doesn’t love. 

The spider bot thinks that the kindest thing that she can currently do for Optimus is to not get revenge, if they ever saw each other again. 

He’s already been punished enough... and he’s gonna suffer even more if Megatron ever finds him. 

... 

Optimus took deep, silent breathes and he got closer to Ultra Magnus. 

When he got in front of his taller leader, he kept smiling and offered his smaller hands. 

He pretends that the warmth from the bigger hands was comforting. 

He ignores the words that Alpha Trion was saying and focused on his hands that were joined with his... husband. 

When the rings were finally given and Ultra Magnus kissed him, Optimus kept pretending to be in love. 

When Ultra Magnus had carried him away to the ship, Optimus pretended that he was happy. 

And when before the kiss, Ultra Magnus had whispered to him “Always being by my side... this is your true programming...you don’t need to be a hero...” Optimus shed a single tear of joy. 

That’s what Optimus keeps telling himself and others... it was a tear of pure joy.

(https://autobots-and-their-crazy-kids.tumblr.com/post/688525640222294016/tfa-unhappily-betrothed-prime-au-what-if-optimus) 

(If you want to make a story about this TFA World, be my guest! <3) 

#optimus #ultra magnus #sentinel #blackarachnia #elita #tfa #transformers animated #magop #megop

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How to scare the Decepticons: 

#megatron #starscream #soundwave #shockwave #skywarp #thundercracker #transformers #megastar

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You know, I always thought that Prowl’s death was kinda frustrating, instead of sad... 

But then I thought of something that would make his death both interesting and more sad than it already is... 

We all know that Sari Sumdac had a key that was powered by the Allspark that could create, control and upgrade technology and even bring Optimus back to life... 

And the key stopped working for some weird reason after it upgraded Sari and got stuck in her chest for a while... 

But why couldn’t Sari get another card key near the Allspark to turn it into another Allspark Key? 

But then later I thought, what if Sari had already tried that? 

What if the Allspark refused to give Sari another key, either because it’s still weakened from being shards or because it doesn’t TRUST her with its power anymore?  

You see, Sari is a brave, loyal and caring girl, but she can also be bratty, arrogant and selfish... espically when it comes to the Allspark Key... and it’s hard to blame her because she’s a lonely little kid and she gets a key with god-like powers, but still... Sari does use her key too much, to the point where Optimus had to temporarily take it away... She accidentally responsible for the creation of the Dinobots, Soundwave’s spark, Megatron being revived to trick her father and other things... 

Then Sari upgraded herself instead of properly training herself, which leads to her losing control over all her powers as well as Bumblebee’s almost death and that could’ve been the final straw for the Allspark... 

Imagine the guilt, depression and self-loathing Sari would feel if she tried to get another key to save Prowl, but couldn’t because the Allspark stopped trusting her... 

She would remember all the times that she used the key for selfish reasons and ignore all the times she helped her team with or without the key... 

She would feel like she doesn’t deserve to be an Autobot... 

She would probably feel like she’s replacing Prowl and she hates herself even more for it... 

And it wouldn’t help that Sentinel or other jerky Autobots would probably remind her of her mistakes and that Prowl’s death was partly her fault...

Also, what if Sari did have healing powers similar to the key, but not quite as powerful, so she can’t create sparks or bring Prowl back to life...

Which she would as another reason to hate herself...

However, Optimus, Jazz and the Team never blamed Sari for Prowl’s death and know that she was only trying to help them by upgrading herself... 

Optimus might also finally talk to his team about why he was expelled from the Autobot Academy as well as his past with Sentinel and Blackarachnia/Elita...

Optimus would do this to make Sari feel better about her own past mistakes by reminding her that ‘heroes aren’t perfect’ and telling her that Prowl would be very proud of her... 

And in return, Sari tells Optimus that what happened on the spider planet wasn’t truly his fault and that his former BFFs are stupid, selfish jerks for completely blaming Optimus for what happened...  

Sari could also properly apologize to Optimus for making fun of his arachnophobia that one time, once she learns that it came from a traumatic past... 

It could be an interesting yet bittersweet way to continue Sari’s story as well as bring some closure to Optimus Prime’s backstory... 

#prowl #bumblebee #jazz #optimus #sari sumdac #transformers animated #tfa

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You know what would be hilarious? XD 

What if Starscream was always an Autobot Scientist, instead of a Decepticon Warrior? 

Starscream is still trying to destroy Megatron, but the silver Warlord thinks it’s sexy that an Autobot wants to destroy him and has so many plans for it! 

...

Decepticon Starscream: (He tries to destroy Megatron!)

Megatron: Traitor! 

Autobot Starsceam: (Does same thing!) 

Megatron: ...Well, that’s hot. 

#starscream #megatron #megastar #transformers #optimus

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What happens when Ultra Magnus and the Elite Guard Autobots finally find earth in the ‘Optimus Betrothed Story’... 

Ultra Magnus isn’t truly evil, but he is messed up... 

#ultra magnus #optimus #sentinel #tfa #transformers animated #megop #magop

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TFA Arcee and Elita, but in the colors of their counterparts from other Transformer Worlds! 💖 

#arcee #elita #tfa #transformers animated #tfp #bayverse #g1

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What if Rung pointed out TFA Blackarachnia and Sentinel's flaws to them:

Rung: Arachnia, Sentinel, the only connection between your suffering in the past and your current situation is that a lot of bots, you included, use personal suffering to justify anger as well as cruelty.

Rung: You both seem to alternate between viewing Optimus as an unstoppable force and as an inescapable curse to blame your problems on. And I think it's because the only truly unapproachable concept for you two is that sometimes we are responsible for our own pain. We can't control what happens to us and we might not be able to control how we are feeling, but we can control how we react or handle it.

Rung: You chose to come here. You chose to insult Optimus and belittle my vocation. Just as you chose to become a Decepticon and Autobot respectfully. You are the masters of your universe, and yet you let any relationships that you could have had literally decay by your own hands.

Rung: I have no doubt that you would be bored senseless by therapy, the same way I'm bored when I take a bath or go to bed. Because the thing about repairing, cleaning and healing is... it's not a fun battle to fight. There's no way to do it so wrong you might die. It's just work. And the bottom line is some people are okay going to work, and some people... Well, some people would rather die.

Rung: Each of us gets to choose.

#optimus #blackarachnia #elita #sentinel #rung #tfa #transformers animated

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TFA Optimus force Blackarachnia and Sentinel to go to therapy with him:

Rung: I think this spider incident is a better path than any other to the heart of your dysfunctions. I think it's possible that all of you and have a very specific dynamic with your leaders. I don't think it's one that rewards emotion or vulnerability. I think it may punish them. I think it's possible that dynamic gave each of you mental health issues... and is infecting you with a tendency to misdirect your feelings or in some cases, blame others for your mistakes.

Arachnia + Sentinel: ...Frag you.

Optimus: Guys!

Sentinel: Frag you, too!

#optimus #sentinel #blackarachnia #elita #rung #tfa #transformers animated

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What if TFA Ultra Magnus was still in a coma and Optimus was the one temporarily put in charge, instead of Sentinel? 

What if Optimus made the captured Decepticons go through therapy as part of their punishment? 

What if Optimus went to therapy as well, making Sentinel and Blackarachnia join him, so they can both become better people? 

#optimus #ultra magnus #sentinel #blackarachnia #elita #megatron #starscream #tfa #transformers animated #nobody dies #so starscream suffers the therapy with megatron #wasp desperately needs some therapy #rung

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Rodimus: I CAN'T DO IT!

Bumblebee, laughing: I CAN'T EITHER!

Rodimus: I CAN'T FRAGGING DO IT ANYMORE!

Bee: WELL, I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, YOU CAN EITHER GIVE UP NOW, OR YOU CAN FIGURE IT OUT! BECAUSE WE CERTAINLY CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT YOU, AND WE KNOW YOU CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT US!

Rodimus: I appreciate it...

Rodimus: BUT LOOK WHAT WE'RE DEALING WITH!

Bee: Roddy! We gotta-

Rodimus: YOU GOTTA DRAW THE LINE SOMEWHERE! YOU GOTTA DRAW A LINE IN THE SAND! YOU GOTTA MAKE A STATEMENT!

Rodimus: YOU GOTTA LOOK INSIDE YOURSELF AND SAY 'What am I willing to put up with today?'

Rodimus, motioning to Shattered Glass: NOT FRAGGING THIS!

#transformers #shattered glass #rodimus #bumblebee #rodbee

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#optimus #sentinel #elita #blackarachnia #ultra magnus #transformers animated #tfa

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What if the other Starscreams made fun of G1 Megatron for having a ‘stupid and useless’ alt mode (gun), while they are all up in the air, where Megatron can’t reach them... not realizing that G1 Decepticons can fly without being a jet or plane or helicopter form... 

Imagine Megatron being super angry at first, but then he looks smug as he slowly floats towards the Starscreams...

Imagine the looks of horror and confusion on their faces when they realize that Megatron can still fly as he chases them... 

Imagine G1 Starscream casually enjoying some energon, while watching his Megatron get rid of all the competition for him! XD 

#megatron #starscream #megastar #transformers #g1