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being alive is so inherently humiliating i need to get over it. it's like being mad about breathing oxygen girl it's gonna happen anyway

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i wonder what they’re dreaming about

#rahh!!! #the line weight here.......rahhhhhh #also god look at the admiral. that is a fucking babey kitty #so good tma fandom i love you and your artwork so much #tma

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I think I've got a plan, let's run as quickly as we can

Let's leave it all today, let's make our brave escape

#wow!! #GOD THE MOOD OF THIS!!! AND THE COLOR PALETTE..... #SO GOOD #tma

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MAGPOD STICKERS 1/4

don’t tell the others but Jon’s my fav so far <33

#wow!! #these are all such good designs but god this tim is peak #tma

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been listening to tma recently

#look at him. hes so skrunkly #wow!! #tma

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jonathan sims top character of all time. his best friend is his ex-girlfriend’s cat. he doesn’t drink coffee. he lies about his age but everyone believes him because he acts like a 60 year old man. the second he’s faced with death he asks his coworker if he’s a ghost. he later falls in love with that coworker. instead of having a beautiful narrative arc about the importance of friendship and surrounding yourself with anchors he had a meat freak rip out his rib. he’s canonically asexual.

#JONATHAN SIMS I LOVE YOUUUUU #I AM HOLDING HIM BETWEEN MY TEETH AND SHAKING MY HEAD VIOLENTLY #RAHRRAHRAH #TMA

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he doesn’t even moan like a girl. leave him

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Horniness is not intrinsically less pure than any other human motivation

#wait so true

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he’s got that previously neglected shelter dog rizz. he looks like he wants to quietly sit next to you on the couch while you watch TV

#he’s so me fr fr #also jonmartin coded but also I’m so obsessed with them rn that like every thing is jonmartin coded

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the bridge in 'good luck, babe!' is like genuinely one of the most addicting things in music rn

#i will replay this song over and over again #and i will replay the bridge specifically each replay over and over again #raugh #WHEN YOU WAKE UP NEXT TO HIM IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT WITH YOUR HEAD IN YOUR HANDS YOURE NOTHING MORE THAN HIS WIFE #AND WHEN YOURE THINKING ABOUT ME ALL THOSE YEARS AGO YOURE STANDING FACE TO FACE WITH I TOLD YOU SO #YOU KNOW I HATE TO SAY IT BUT I TOLD YOU SO YOU KNOW I HATE TO SAY IT BUT I TOLD YOUUU SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO #chappell roan #kara stop blogging

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#nah im a desert rat #polls #spn #wow havent used that tag in. quite some time

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john wick holding shadow the hedgehog like mary holding baby jesus

#fucking #hell yeah man #hell yeah #the way that this is actually so good

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the problem with having a decade old tumblr blog is that there are posts on it from a decade ago

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“Why did you follow this person ? uwu”

I’ve been here for fourteen years, do you think I remember? I don’t know who any of these people are anymore. I don’t know why they’re on my dash. I allow them to stay because they haven’t pissed me off enough to unfollow them yet. “Why did you follow this person?” I’m not sure I ever did. They’re just part of my ecosystem now.

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Big news from Tartarus I'm just so proud of him

#girl im fucking crying

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tfw you realize you have a crush on a coworker you thought you hated

#RAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH #JONMARTIN #SO TRUE #TMA

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#NO BABY ITS NOT :( #DYING