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Last warning before I lock this dumbass account, u can ask for texts also if u have iPhone

I need to get off this fucking website y’all

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kagome when she’s aiming her arrow @ the crow demon flying away with the shikon jewel

#period #inuyasha #Ok this is my last reblog I have GOT to get off this site fr!

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you ever know someone and you think “god i love you. i wish we could’ve known eachother when we were carefree and 11. i wish we could’ve played together as kids”

#emotions I didn’t know existed but are now breaking my heart

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One thing I miss about porn Tumblr is seeing extremely specific fetish porn caps completely out of context.

Shit like this. The sheer density of implied narrative. There's so much happening in these three lines of text. The best ones implied a whole complex world that you knew the author was been sexually obsessed with for years. I feel like an archaeologist.

#fr where is the slutweed #Also I understand people who do this bc so do I #the difference is that mine is all locked away on google docs

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Taylor Swift is not gay people music. Get help.

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literally

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Doesn’t the climate crisis make you want to scream. Don’t you want to break shit

#I will never understand people who ‘don’t care’

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I feel like Tumblr would appreciate my dad's take on the coronation

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Whenever anyone asks what my favorite animal is I panic and just say “jerboa” to c

#freak creature

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the best thing about being a pussy eater and not the pussy eatee is that I never have to worry about getting pregnanant so I can take birth control like a flintstone gummy. Try to do it daily but mostly just kinda whenever I remember

#pop em like a pez

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this is so fucking funny i don't even care if it's real

#this is fully plausible #like if you know kids at all they are the most stubborn and illogical creatures ever #so are men headinng towards a mislife crisis

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I wanna see a ufo

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Need a girl to panini press my head with her thighs

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*Friday by Rebecca Black plays on the radio*

#the new hyperpop version

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Wii Sports soundtrack on white vinyl