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The thing about Cottagecore is that is a fetishized aesthetic of country life, divorced from labor and idealized by a primarily urban audience with a backward looking ethos of tradition. They are not prepared for the stresses of a rural life: farming; harvesting; tapping pumpkins to ensure none of them have been replaced with flesh; losing out on income by having to use one of your pigs in a blood sacrifice to paint protective sigils over your doors and windows; checking cracks and chimneys for the flesh-vines of the Pumpkin Lord; having to decide, before the Growth is complete, whether that's really your tradwife or an amassment of vines, leaves, and blood in the shape of your tradwife; ignoring their desperate pleas that "I'm me! No! No!" as you burn them alive, realizing too late you picked wrong; and the exploitative corporate nature of commercial farming in 2024. All seen through a deeply colonial lens, of course

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I dunno what the he'll a canary curse is but it sounds angsty! I demand it

Every time Ethubs angst or the canary curse is mentioned I am violently thrown into the Peter griffin death pose. Visual reference:

#i feel you op #but if anyone is gonna kick me while im down id rather it be these dumbasses

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Life series / Hermitcraft members unrelated doodles while I work on Secret Life ep. 2 report. Stay tuned!! I promise it's coming soon!!!

Why is there so much lore I thought it was just funny minecraft videos...

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actually favorite part of scar's vod was gem and joel trying to guess how old etho is. so joel just goes "were you born before world war two?" and etho goes "it sometimes feels like i'm still living it, joel"

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the river will never give him mending...

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MOTHER SPORE

+ alt colours

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I made a game! I designed it and my friend build it, and now it's up and running! It's a Wordle-style guessing game where you have to guess the Pokemon from a series of clues. It's a daily game, so you can come back to keep guessing later!! Let us know what you think and have a go at guessing!!

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Lost package

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this was revealed to me in a dream

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wasnt gonna bring this one over initially but impulse himself liked it so. i guess that makes it tumblr worthy as well

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you've got mail!

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The Hermit Post! 💌

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"IS THAT YOU?!?! HAVE YOU COME TO PUT ME OUT OF MY MISERY!?!"

Etho’s 54 minute Decked Out run

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“but AI art lets me create my OCs!” YOU WILL USE PICREW AS GOD INTENDED

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Salmon, the sea monster and the cod boy with the mission to get that mending

I luv this lil trio :3

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FAITH