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Red Dead Redemption Muppets! Almost all the gang are here and Hosea is meant to be another human character and I just haven't gotten round to drawing him yet. Really silly idea but I had a lot of fun with it
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asphalt-cocktail · 3 days
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T. Rex in Japan 1972.
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i drew brian in the beatles cartoon style :) bc he has exactly one appearance in the cartoon and that is NOT my brian!!! so i did a redesign for him. ngl the creators of the cartoon fumbled the bag so bad, brian in the cartoon opens up so many possibilities. he’s literally comedy gold. anyway i love him and in another life he’s a main character in the cartoon
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what would you do if you wake up one day and you see a mammoth in the kitchen cooking waffles with bacon and you go up to greet it and it runs away through your window destroying it and you eat the waffles and it tastes like the best thing you have ever eaten in your entire life so you put on a wizard costume and cry inside your bathtub and then you hear a noise from inside the sink and the mammoth comes out from the sink and hugs you
This is such a hyper specific question poupou. I think I would be upset it broke my windows and destroyed my house, but I would accepts it’s hug and apology
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Bucky
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It's been 10 years since this movie came out, and it's been almost three years since this piece was drawn by me. Enjoy <3
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asphalt-cocktail · 12 days
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pipes of peace #1 enjoyer ‼️☝️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
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when y'all read x reader fan fiction, do you guys not use it as escapism? because the way you guys complain about not relating 100% to reader. like sometimes i want to imagine myself as a flirtatious reader or a complete bitch. like do y'all not imagine yourselves with a completely different personality and read it for the storytelling? you do not have to relate to every aspect of the reader and it's completely fine. some of y'all have boring lives outside of fan fiction, so use it as your escape from real life because some of y'all act like y'all want it to mirror every single aspect of it.
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asphalt-cocktail · 12 days
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JOE KEERY ALT 98.7 FM
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asphalt-cocktail · 12 days
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Ty for all your responses guys! I appreciate it. I am only on the second book and honestly I’m too lazy to learn all the lore but I want to write a Rhysand x reader fic where she’s a day court fae and also explore the relations between the two courts so it will probably be like 75% my imagination. I’ve never made anything for the acotar fandom and honestly sometimes you guys scare me (but also it’s the exact same intensity as the Beatles fandom)
Perhaps I’ll post a chapter sometime in the coming weeks!
How does the ACOTAR fandom feel about non canon compliant x reader or x OC fics? Im asking because I want to write one and don’t want to be blasted up the ass for not following the plot or adding in my own stuff.
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asphalt-cocktail · 15 days
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These two at the same time are such a vibe I love them
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How does the ACOTAR fandom feel about non canon compliant x reader or x OC fics? Im asking because I want to write one and don’t want to be blasted up the ass for not following the plot or adding in my own stuff.
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he fumbled everything if I was him I'd (remembers dutch kills himself) thrive and grind
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A Midsummer Night’s Dream / Around the Beatles / April 1964
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In late April of 1964, England was celebrating the 400th birthday of William Shakespeare. At the same time, “Beatlemania” was in full swing. And for a brief moment, two of Britain’s cultural treasures intersected when the Beatles performed in a playful send-up of A Midsummer Night’s Dream.
The sketch was recorded in London on April 28, 1964. Only the month before, the Beatles had made their American debut on the Ed Sullivan Show. The Shakespearean spoof was part of a one-hour British TV special called “Around the Beatles.” It’s from the play-within-a-play in Act 5, Scene 1 of A Midsummer Night’s Dream, in which a group of actors make a mess of the classic Pyramus and Thisbe story from Ovid’s Metamorphoses.
Pyramus and Thisbe, a source of inspiration for Shakespeare’s Romeo and Juliet, are a pair of star-crossed lovers whose feuding parents forbid them from seeing one another. They live next-door to each other but are separated by walls. Through a crack in one wall they whisper their love and make plans to meet on a moonlit night under a mulberry tree. Thisbe arrives first, only to see a lion with blood dripping from its mouth after eating its prey. Terrified, she drops her veil and runs. Pyramus arrives soon afterward and sees both the blood and the veil. He assumes the lion has killed Thisbe, so he falls on his sword and dies. Thisbe returns and finds Pyramus dead. She takes his sword and kills herself.
In the silly Beatles sketch, Paul McCartney plays Pyramus, John Lennon plays Thisbe, Ringo Starr plays the Lion and George Harrison plays Moonshine. When Lennon was asked why he took the role of the maiden, he said, “Because if anyone likes dressing up more stupid than the rest, I enjoy it, you know. I was asked to do it because they thought I had the deeper voice.”
#why are there 4K images of this sketch but only grainy ass videos exist #also john we now know paul is supposed to play Thisbe #or you probably snatched it as you like dressing up gay #not a word SHATAAAP
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asphalt-cocktail · 15 days
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"We top and tailed" 🙄
Why does he always has to randomly bring up the fact that him and John slept together? And why does he always has to add the "top-and-tailed" bit???
"I'm the guy who knew him best. We slept together as teenagers, top-and-tailed in millions of hitch-hiking places."- Daily Mirror, 2003 ‘Look, I’ve slept with him. We’ve done hitch-hiking holidays and we’ve had to top and tail it because there was only one bed."-Interview with Steve Wright, 2005 "It's very cute now to think of me and John in a little single bed, top and tail." -The Lyrics, 2021
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