I DARE YOU TO STAND ON TWO STACKED CHAIRS
i bet you just broke like at least twenty osha regulations doing that
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opinions on me, carter :3
oh yooo carter are you down for uno tonight still? this is author btw hii
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How bigs your cock if you have one
im not even going to bother drawing h having some funny response to this. don't ask this.
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step on me?
what a normal request to ask of someone.
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re: not being human anymore. It’s fine you don’t have to turn me into a spirit. I was thinking of something more like a werewolf, but I don’t have to wait for the full moon when I want to transform
dude you suck so bad at keeping up with this blog. this ask was sent in months ago
AT LEAST I ANSWERED THE ASK! EVENTUALLY.
whatever. good luck with your infinite werewolf dreams anon
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Can you write us a cool poem
someone doesn't appreciate good art.
YOU CANT JUST MAKE A HOMESTAR RUNNER REFERENCE & CALL IT ART
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how powerful are the bunga gems relative to the chaos emeralds?
i've never actually used any of the bunga gems though. ask h about it.
YEAH ASK ME ABOUT THINGS ON MY OWN ASK BLOG. GREAT IDEA. BUT YEAH THE BUNGA GEMS ARE INCREDIBLY POWERFUL. CAN'T WAIT UNTIL THEYRE MINE AGAIN
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hey do you know how many bunga gems are required for my laser gun to be able to obliterate h?
DONT YOU FUCKING DARE BLAST ME WITH A LASER GUN
whatever man. also what the fuck happened to the art style
DON'T GET META. ALSO I WANTED TO FUCK AROUND WITH HOW EVERYONE PERCEIVED US.
cool
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since youre old as fuck and youve been on earth for a while can you speak a bunch of dead languages
it's been 3 months & this is how you come back?
WELL HOW WOULD YOU HAVE COME BACK TO A DEAD ASK BLOG
i dunno. with a cool poem.
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are you able to become actually 12 tall
SAME WITH WEIGHT, ALTHOUGH THAT WORKS DIFFERENTLY THAN HEIGHT. WHILE MY HEIGHT PHYSICALLY CHANGES WHEN I CHANGE MY HEIGHT, IT DOESNT DO THAT WHEN I CHANGE MY WEIGHT
so you could be 20 pounds or 200 pounds & still look the exact same?
PRETTY MUCH YEAH
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you want a mealworm? 🪱 you want a cricket? 🦗
i'll take that mealworm if you dont want it
OH NO YOU DONT THATS MY MEALWORM YOU BITCH
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can a singular bunga gem do anything?
& theres your history lesson for the day. be sure youre writing this down this will be on the test
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what if my wizard ass turned you into a human for 3 days. what then
i meeeeean... magic anons ARE allowed but i dont know if most ask blogs still do those. is that like considered cringe now or
YOURE CRINGE
nuh uh
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hey guy s look theres a pipe bomb i sent it to you
i am genuinely not surprised that you can eat a pipe bomb
YOU COULD EAT A PIPE BOMB TOO IF YOU WANTED TO
yea but only once
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H, how would you feel if 18 people all agreed you're a dilf in your human form?
elaborate?
NO.
ok.
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Do you sleep. What time
wish i had some quirky legit answer to tell you but i dont know his bedtime either so. tough luck anon
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how tall are you
YOU RUINED MY COOL MOMENT!!!
dont lie about your height then
& for the record, i'm 5'4"
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