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askprofessorcrowley · 6 months
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Hi folks, been a while.
Quick life update, Dr Fell and I got married this summer. Just thought you would be interested to know all of you were right all along. Don't make a big deal out of it or I'll curse you.
((Sorry I abandoned this ask blog lol! I finally finished the fic this blog was based on last week. If you read it to the end thanks for sticking around! I come back to this blog a lot to remember how fun it was. Maybe I'll make a new Crowley blog someday. Thanks for having fun with me! Love, mod 💛))
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askprofessorcrowley · 3 years
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good morning dr crowley!!! im taking a (for funsies, im a stem major) art class but whenever i use charcoal the little powder it creates makes my ADD brain do scared backflips. how do i avoid perishment
Don't worry about perfection. Let the dust do its thing. Let it build up and smudge and make it part of your style. OR, use some chamois cloth to blend your art and catch some of that pesky dust. You can find it at most arts and crafts stores, or on Amazon.
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askprofessorcrowley · 3 years
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St. Justina and St. Rufina, 1675, Bartolome Esteban Murillo
Medium: oil,canvas
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askprofessorcrowley · 3 years
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I’m long overdue on pranking Dr Hastur. This time, I’m crowdsourcing suggestions on how to inconvenience an obnoxious coworker. Give me your best ideas and don’t disappoint me.
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askprofessorcrowley · 3 years
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((@thesaltofcarthage since this is an rp blog for a British character, the answer is "sweet things Americans call cookies" lmao))
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askprofessorcrowley · 3 years
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Hmmm. It turns out that stale biscuits at 1:30 in the morning are good, actually.
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askprofessorcrowley · 3 years
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Reading about Ancient Greece is is like listening to a professor go “actually, [fucked up thing you may have heard] was not broadly true of Classical Greek society, and the inhabitants of most city-states would have found the idea disturbing”, and then a voice from the back of the room calls out “except for Athens!”, and the professor just sighs and is like “yes, thank you, Timmy… except for Athens”.
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askprofessorcrowley · 3 years
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Have you and Dr. Fell ever watched a horror film together?
Nope, never. I don’t think he likes horror. He doesn’t seem like the type. He’s too... you know. Wholesome.
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askprofessorcrowley · 3 years
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Ever seen Doctor Sleep? I watched it with my dad last week and it was really good
Don’t think so. I watched this Chinese thriller movie in the Wuxia genre a few months back called Legend of the Mountain though, and it was fantastic. Bit long and slow in parts, but totally worth it for the ending. Anyway, I’ll take a look at Doctor Sleep.
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askprofessorcrowley · 3 years
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All this talk of horror films and yet I’ve nobody to watch them with. My life is a Shakespearian tragedy.
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askprofessorcrowley · 3 years
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Do you know that feeling when you stumble over a good horro movie and its just...you are so upsett but in the best way cause it did what it was supposed to do
The Shining did that for me, it was one of the first horror movies that really gave me that feeling. Hereditary is another one of those films, it’s one of the more recent ones I’ve really enjoyed.
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askprofessorcrowley · 3 years
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honestly at this point I’m kind of immune to people trying to intimidate me. Like I’m already scared 24/7, what are you even going to do
If intimidation doesn’t work, threats might. And I like to follow through on my threats.
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askprofessorcrowley · 3 years
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*When u live in country with a language that has no they* Welp time to not referr to me at all everybody.
Make up your own word and be obnoxious about it until everyone gets used to it. That’s the beauty of neopronouns, they can exist in any language. Stick it to the system. Be aggressively neutral. Fuck ‘em.
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askprofessorcrowley · 3 years
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Frog portraits > human portraits
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You are correct.
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askprofessorcrowley · 3 years
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Would you rather eat cold food hot or hot food cold?
I’d rather eat hot food cold. Hot food doesn’t melt when cold.
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askprofessorcrowley · 3 years
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Hey hey hey do you like horror as a genre?
I’m VERY into horror. It’s a great genre. I of course like the well-made ones, but I also really like the cheesy, low-budget, badly-made ones that I can make fun of.
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askprofessorcrowley · 3 years
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Tell us a joke (bonus points if art history related)
Why couldn’t Caravaggio buy new art supplies?
He was too Baroque.
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