hey remember when trump was like “we’re gonna ban tiktok” and we were like “that is stupid. i cannot believe this is even a thing we’re talking about” but biden just signed that tiktok ban into law????? and it will go into effect right when the next president, presumably trump, returns to the white house????? hello????????? joe biden straight up does not want to win in november. he is not that stupid. he is intentionally making everything as bad as possible, then he’s gonna hand the keys to trump
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bonkers that she tweeted this presumably to encourage people to vote for joe biden but really all this chart is saying is that our options are as follows: “catastrophic climate disaster” and “catastrophic climate disaster, but blue.” the blue is closer to the red than it is to the target! they’re practically kissing! also “target” is not and will never be a choice so don’t ask about it
and her words are “get over yourself. these are your choices.” eat my entire ass
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Unfortunately this is funny as hell
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israel said with their whole chest “we’re gonna bomb iran if you don’t let us kill everyone in rafah” and the US, the most powerful country in the world, and the country that gives israel the most money and weapons, says “jeez I guess our hands are tied here 🤷” and this is how the US defends its capital interests abroad
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