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8,00 USD headshot commissions!

Hello!! I'm gathering money for my official ASD/ADHD evaluation and thus opening commissions for drawings in this style from the shoulders up for 8,00 USD each :] You can also get 3 characters for 20,00 USD, or ship art for 15,00 USD*!

*for poliamory, the 3 character for 20,00/8,00 per character still stands, just let me know the amount of characters and I'll work out the price

I currently use PayPal as a method of payment but with their taxes update I'm working on changing to Wise, but as of now I'm keeping PayPal as the main method.

The drawing will be digital, and I'm ok with drawing DnD characters, gore/pastel gore, furry, fantasy/demon/anime characters. Won't do MECHA, or NSFW.

#not the agency #mod Benjie

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Have you guys gone to a zoo together cause that sounds like fun and a nice break from work.

Dirk: Wonderful idea!! Todd made an enemy though: 

#prev tags: #ok so the basic idea is that since todd wore the giraffe mask in s1 he's just. wary of giraffes. and they're wary of him SHDJSJDJSJ #i think it would be insanely funny to see todd and a giraffe have a stare off at the zoo #no problem heheh answering asks for this blog is a lot of fun!!!! /mod benjie

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Have any of you seen the Rowdy 3 lately? I need them for a... thing...

#amanda answers #dghda #Dirk Gentlys Holistic Detective Agency #dirk gently #amanda brotzman #the rowdy 3 #mod benjie

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Have you guys gone to a zoo together cause that sounds like fun and a nice break from work.

Dirk: Wonderful idea!! Todd made an enemy though: 

#the agency answers #dirk answers #todd answers #farah answers #ask the agency #dghda #dirk gentlys holistic detective agency #dirk gently #todd brotzman #farah black #todd vs giraffes the final showdown #pls ignore the background i'm not cut out to draw accurate ones #seattle zoo looks like that trust me #mod benjie

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What’s each of your favourite form Mona has taken (this week? or ever)

And sometimes, a good old finger-gun that actually works

Transcription: "I had trouble picking just one, so! Top three: splash of water that helped me scape of- well, you know! Swedish kids toy to mess with that soldier guy, and a weighted blanket for me! / Pew pew pew"

#dirk answers #dghda #dirk gentlys holistic detective agency #mona wilder #mod benjie #ask the agency #{Excuse the grammar mistakes because sometimes I think faster than my hands move #and I end up missing words or forgettings specific connective words}

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Farrah, how are you really doing?

[Transcript: Honestly, not that great-- But! I’ve been going to therapy recently, and it’s been really helpful! Thank you for asking] 

#farah answers #ask the agency #ask farah #mod benjie #it's been a long time since i posted bc i got a job recently oop but i'll try and answer more asks whenever i have the time and energy! #also a long time since i drew farah digitally #but i think it's good enough ajghshjka #thank u for the ask!

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so Dirk, is Thor as dreamy as he sounds

[Text: "Eh, not really"; "But he did pay me in red gold for finding Freya's cats, so there's that]

#[mod benjie: I invented the finding freya's cats case] #dirk answers #dirk gently #dghda #dirk gentlys holistic detective agency #ask the agency

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Dirk, are you still scared of the Rowdy Three? Or are things getting better?

Amanda: I try!!

[Text: "It's better now that Amanda is their leader. She said she talked to them...?"; "Now, repeat after me: British nerd..."; "Bibbit??"; "British nerd is friend, not food"]

#dghda #dirk gentlys holistic detective agency #dirk answers #amanda answers #the rowdy 3 answer #ask the agency #the rowdy 3 #amanda brotzman #dirk gently #mod benjie

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idk if this counts, but. tell us more abt todd being a theatre kid pls

Todd: Except with Dirk, of course

[Text: "I don't talk about THAT"; "2 minutes later..."; "And this is me in Gatsby"; "Ohh"]

#dghda #dirk gentlys holistic detective agency #brotzly #dirk gently #todd brotzman #todd answers #dirk gently answers #mod benjie

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we know they're team jacket, but how does everyone in the agency feel about big cozy sweaters?

Farah: We love it! Especially on movie nights, so it's a big...

..from us!

#dghda #dirk gentlys holistic detective agency #the agency answers #farah black #todd brotzman #dirk gently #mod benjie #mona wilder

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id like to ask Farah if she is aware that she is the most beautiful and badass woman in the world?

[Text: "Working on accepting compliments"; "Thank you!!"]

#[mod benjie:] she's trying her best #mod benjie #ask the agency #farah answers #farah black #dghda #dghda ask blog #dirk gentlys holistic detective agency #dirk gently

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on a scale of "plant dies almost immediately" to "plant will thrive" how do the agency members rank when it comes to taking care of houseplants?

Farah: Should I be offended...?

#mod toad #dirk gently #(sorry I’m not answering as many questions as mod benjie) #(sometimes I just forget I have to ahshajdjsgd) #dghda #dirk gentlys holistic detective agency

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Also!!! Let me introduce myself! My name is Riley, I started watching the show in October of 2016, and then Jan of 2017 I made my first tumblr just so I could be a part of this lovely fandom! I’ve only scrolled through maybe half a dozen posts on your blog and I already want to reblog all of them, the entire content of this blog. Thank you for doing what you do. This blog has already brought so much joy to me, and I lowkey just discovered it today. Y’all are doing the lord’s work is what 💜💖

You're!!! So nice!!! Thank you for the compliments, me and mod Toad really appreciate it ♡

#sorry for taking so long to answer D: #mods answer #mod benjie #dghda ask blog #not dghda

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Hey dirk, do you have any favorite video games/tv shows/whatever? On a different note, has farah or todd recommended you stuff to watch/read?

Dirk: Calling things the wrong name just to piss Todd off is also really fun! For recommendations, Todd says I should watch those Ghibli movies? And Farah wants me to watch the one with the confused doctor that doesn't know Who he is.

#dirk answers #todd answers (a little) #dghda #dirk gentlys holistic detective agency #dirk gently #ghibli #dw #mod benjie

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hows Farah doing??

Farah: No stability is fine I guess *nervous laugh*

#farah answers #dghda #dghda ask blog #dirk gentlys holistic detective agency #farah black #mod benjie #dirk gently

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Tina, if you could eat any non-edible/toxic thing and not die, what would it be?

Farah: I'm honestly surprised it hasn't happened yet.

#tina answers #farah answers #dghda ask blog #mod benjie #tina tevetino #farah black #dghda #dirk gentlys holistic detective agency

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Hey! What do Amanda and Dirk do when they're left alone? I imagine a mix of sharing embarrassing Tod stories and stupid pranks :D

#Amanda brotzman #dirk gentlys holistic detective agency #Todd brotzman #mod toad