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Me, telling a group about their mission on the planet: Okay. Rule number 1, do not go off on your own. Rule number 2, if you do go off on your own, do not go in the woods. Rule number 3, if you do go into the woods, never, ever, EVER try to fight any creature in the woods, or you will die. Me: Me: Where’s Major Inez?

Captain Phasma: Breaking rules 1, 2 and 3.

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Sorry about the long pause. The school stuff extended into family stuff during the summer. I’m back now though, thanks for your patience.

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I'm gonna be offline for a bit, school is winding down and I need to focus on test and such. Thanks for being patient.

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How r u not dead?

Honestly, Lord Ren plays a huge factor in that. I think he likes me annoying Hux as I’ve been told it’s entertaining from a viewers point of view. I can’t be sure though, as we’ve conversed once during my time stationed here.

So in conclusion, I have no idea how I haven’t been executed.

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Locust: Violence isn't the answer. Phasma: You’re right. Locust: *sighs in relief* Phasma: Violence is the question. Locust: What? Phasma, bolting away: And the answer is yes. Locust, running after them: NO-

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Locust: Treat spiders the way you want to be treated. Phasma: Killed without hesitation. Locust: No.

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I do not wish for you to try it, as I was bringing up a point to Inez that you have good survival instincts and she doesn’t. However, if you do happen to do it, let me know how it goes.

Admiral. So it was brought to my attention that you want me to try my strength of survival in jumping off the cliff?

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Inez: So, what, now I’m just supposed to do anything that Phasma does? I mean, what if they jumped off a cliff? Me: If Phasma were to jump off a cliff, they would’ve done their due diligence regarding the height of the cliff, the depth of the water, and the angle of entry, so yes. If you see Phasma jump off a cliff, by all means, jump off a cliff. Inez: You jump off a cliff! Locust: Gladly. Provided Phasma did first

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Fun Fact: I use to not be able to read the galactic alphabet, as where I was raised we used a different written language. I bet you can image how hard the enterance exam for the academy was for me.

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Hey! Can I get an AU where Kylo Ren was killed and the First Order is winning the war? You can ignore this if you want.

I got you

The former Admiral was walking down the hallway, people saluting her. Morale was high as they had finally killed all the resistance members and General Locust can’t say she doesn’t enjoy the positive vibes of everyone. She had received her promotion from Supreme Leader Hux after the former leader had been executed. He had promoted her as she was the only one he trust for the job ironically.

Locust should feel happy that the Resistance was gone. The Order could walk freely along any planet and be applauded. Kids even looked up to the soldiers and Officers that fought so bravely for their freedom, sometimes even giving them gifts or hugging their legs. Soldiers were given permission to pat their head or hug them back as a way to keep their parents loyalty towards the order. Admiral Inez in particular enjoyed it. She often crouched down and talked to the child, telling the story behind the scars on her face as the children traced it.

Inez had gotten promoted to Admiral on Locust’s request after her own promotion. Locust knew Inez enjoyed the position, as she told her so many times. Locust, however, did not enjoy post-war as much as she imagined she would.

Opening up the door to her office, she dropped her great coat that was identical to the one Hux owned by the door, not bothering to hang it up. She grabbed a a glass cup and a bottle of whiskey from her cabinet. She hated the large space that came with the rank of General. As an Admiral, she got an office but it was probably a fourth of the size of the General's. Locust looked out the window, staring at the stars. She liked her rank and where she was but something was missing. She raised the whiskey to her lips, as the general left the bottle in the cabinet when she moved into the office.

She liked the days during the war, obviously not the Resistance attacking but the days where she hung out with Inez and Captain Phasma and annoyed Hux. Inez however, had more duties than a Major now and was assigned to another ship. Locust had no idea where Phasma was, if she was still alive. Locust realized what she was missing in that moment. A motivation.

She worked for the Order because she wanted to defeat the Resistance and protect Inez, even though she would never say that out loud. Now that there was nothing to defeat, nothing to protect. She had no reason to keep working. Locust didn’t realize she was crying until she saw a tear fall onto her ungloved hands. She raised her hand to her cheek and felt the tear trail. She set the whiskey down as her eyes released more tears. She didn’t make a move to stop them, not even as the door open to a trooper.

“General Locust, Supreme Leader Hux requires to see you for an emergency meeting and ordered that I escort you personally.” Locust turned around and saw the solider stiffen, probably ready to get disciplined for seeing his superior in such vulnerability. She wiped her tears, not caring a solider caught her. 

 She pulled on her gloves, put on her great coat she discarded, and adjusted her posture. She walked up to the solider, putting a hand on his shoulder. “Keep this between us?” “Affirmative.” She retracted her hand, looked forward with her  head high, going back to her duties as a General as she left her office.

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Locust: Take cover Lieutenant! Or she’ll hit you to! Captain, do you mean what Inez is doing is isn’t an offense?!

Inez, threatening the others with a paintball gun: Listen... Life comes at us fast. We don't know what life is gonna give us... And today, it's gonna give you... a paintball!

Me, hiding behind my desk I flipped: Just let me work!

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Inez, threatening the others with a paintball gun: Listen... Life comes at us fast. We don't know what life is gonna give us... And today, it's gonna give you... a paintball!

Me, hiding behind my desk I flipped: Just let me work!

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Locust stepped onto the ship, closing the ramp with the control panel on the side next to it.

”I didn’t know you could pilot a ship Captain. Must be a useful skill.”

Locust sat down on a chair near the pilot room. She allowed herself to relax for a minute, the fight was over for now, she would enjoy the brief peace for the minute.

Phasma gazed though the clear view in the spaceship’s window. The planet seemed even worse than she heard. She checked all reports about negotiators coming here and all were the same: a planet rich in raw minerals, with station above the surface, being a place where people lived, in moderate luxury. Below, the hellish heat, inhabited by animals that were strong enough to survive, thus, most dangerous and deadly for anyone who enters their territory.

She was sent with Admiral Locust for final “negotations”. Though her presence was obvious for anyone who had eyes. Her troops, weapons, and armors: the planet had something Supreme Leader needed. She doubt that even Locust, beigh a high charge, knew why the upper power wanted this ball of fire to join the First Order.

But she was sure that whatever happens, she will find “eager” young people who will do anything to join ranks of her stormtroopers. And she knew already how to made them loyal to the First Order, even sacrifice their lives in battle, for the cause. For her. She was doing it for years, without failing.

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I don’t know, i might turn a blind eye to this one because i don’t have the time to deal with her. I have a meeting soon.

Psst! Hey! Up in the vents! Here! *tosses down a ramen packet* Enjoy!

Thank you! Be careful in there tho! You don't want to get caught by Locust again, Major

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To late

Psst! Hey! Up in the vents! Here! *tosses down a ramen packet* Enjoy!

Thank you! Be careful in there tho! You don't want to get caught by Locust again, Major

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Me: Calm down, I’m probably not sick. It might just be allergies.

Major Inez: Okay, tell me this: are you like, really tired?

Me: I’m an admiral, what do you think?

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No, I appreciate the offer though. Good work Lieutenant

I sometimes wonder if I’m a first order officer or a baby sitter