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dnp appreciation week - day six: favorite dan versus phil video

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gloppy btw. if you even care

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top 10 sex positions that will leave naught but ash in your wake

#prev pffft

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(reblog for sample size please i’m curious!!)

#polls #questions #i was remembering talking to a friend who said she fainted at the sight of blood #and wondered

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The majority of people are horny. People are always going to be horny. You cannot stop people from being horny. Throughout history there have been extensive attempts to suppress horniness and they haven’t worked. You can be mad about it all you want but horniness will prevail against any adversity. There will always be an aspect of horniness within society. Sexuality cannot be contained by having missionary sex with your spouse alone in the privacy of a dark bedroom.

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i can't take the majority of posters on this site seriously. everything is "terfy" but nothing is racist. everyone is a misandrist if you put men dni in your bio but no one is capable of misogyny. every kink under the sun is perfectly harmless and are never tinged by our white supremacist and patriarchal society, but if you try and have a genuine discussion about abuse in bdsm/kink spaces you're an "anti" and on the same level as homophobic fascists. everyone wants to apparently help palestine but no one wants to threaten biden with witholding their vote. yall are so unserious it makes my head spin

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We ask your questions so you don’t have to! Submit your questions to have them posted anonymously as polls.

#contacts ftw

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actors love to make their characters subtextually gay not just because they’re a little gay themselves though that often is the case but rather because having a secret is like energy drink to acting, and being gay is the easiest most obvious secret. whenever you’re unsure of your character’s motivations consider: maybe they are gay? see where that takes you. should be pretty far

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oh yeah forgot to post these guys

for when you're definitely very normal about Things

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the problem with mainstream fictional media today is it is predominantly made for people who don't like fictional media all that much

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you don't like mourning dove? hwoo hoo hoo hoo?

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