I am just the right age of queer person that the combination of Pedro Almodóvar, Pedro Pascal, Ethan Hawke, and gay western makes my heart sing and brain explode and they've only released the trailer.
Gay times referring to strange way of life as "pedro pascal's gay western" as though it isn't directed by one of the most prolific & celebrated queer directors in history
Four episodes into the new Good Omens (no spoilers please) and the bullet catcher makes Aziraphale's season 1 suggestion of doing magic at Warlock's party so much funnier in hindsight.
Azipharle: I'll do my magic routine.
Crowley: *silently screaming remembering the time he nearly shot his husband on stage* Please don't.
"crowley's suffered more than jesus" "aziraphale has unhealed trauma" MICHAEL SHEEN HAD TO KISS DAVID TENNANT AND PRETEND HE DIDN'T ENJOY IT IMMENSELY WHOS THE REAL VICTIM HERE
aziraphale and crowley try to perform the tiniest most unobservable fraction of a miracle together and they end up producing a massive burst of power so astonishing in scope that it sets off alarm bells in heaven where it can be seen as an enormous purple beam and radiates with a force twenty-five times the energy needed to raise someone from the dead. we’re told only an archangel could perform an act of such earth-shaking consequence which again is the result of them trying to exert their abilities in the subtlest way possible so can you imagine what they’re going to be like in bed? talk about the second coming. in this essay i will