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This makes so much sense

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#missile ghost hunt #at least he’s in jail with me #not necessarily because he did something wrong intentionally #but he wanted to help and didn’t know how

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I have three modes of reading

Dont read

Read a 500 page book in a day

Read only fanfiction until my eyeballs drop out of my skull from exhaustion

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Am I a lawyer? No.

Do I have any training? No, but I played the first Phoenix Wright trilogy a handful of times.

I just firmly believe in the innocence of my clients.

Me, standing in a courtroom: as you can see your honor, the defendant is too baby to have committed any crimes

Defendant, a cat: meow

Me: I rest my case, he doesn’t even have thumbs

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Me, standing in a courtroom: as you can see your honor, the defendant is too baby to have committed any crimes

Defendant, a cat: meow

Me: I rest my case, he doesn’t even have thumbs

#I take my part time pet attorney job seriously

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It's not even pumpkin season... @jonmartinweek Day 8: Ten Years Later // Martin’s Poetry

So I got this idea today, and didn't really had time to polish or finish it the way I usually do, so sorry if it doesn't make any sense.

After then years they have a garden, at least one cat, and each other- It's a preatty sweet deal.

#😭😭😭😭 #crying sobbing #jonmartin #jonathan sims #martin blackwood

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$50,000 immediately dropped into my bank account wouldn't improve EVERYTHING but boy it sure would be a grand, sexy little start to a good, happy life path, don't you think

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play potions with your followers, but watch out..

#also health potion #migraine be gone

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Hold on I’m trying to manifest something—

@hellofromthehallowoods

#happy ace day #hfth #hello from the hallowoods #polly hfth

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HAPPY INTERNATIONAL ASEXUALITY DAY!!

-April 6th

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Obligatory Mag 159 sketch

#aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa #oh god I love seeing this scene so much #jonmartin #jonathan sims #martin blackwood

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I try not to form parasocial relationships with people I’ve never met, the two exceptions seem to be:

1. Internet friends

And more importantly

2. The pets of internet friends

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I resent the inevitable consequences the second law of thermodynamics has on my tea and the entropy of the universe. It always happens too damn soon.

#wait… did… did people not know about tea warmers? #is this just me being a fan of the high tea place nearby?

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STILL GOING STRONG: ANNOUNCING JON SIMS AND CATS DAY 2024!

Why?  Because Jon with cats is the ultimate expression of fluff and happiness in the face of horror and tragedy

When?  April 29 - The canonical date we got to hear Jon hanging out with the Admiral in MAG 93.

What? Fanart or fanfic featuring Jon and any cat(s)!  It could be the Admiral, it could be a scraggly alley cat behind the Institute Jon is slowly earning the trust of, it could be a mother cat and litter of kittens he and Martin found in the shed by the Scotland safehouse.

Please check out our FAQ post (app post link ||| desktop page link) for more details!

How?  Post to the #JonSimsandCats2024 tag on tumblr, and/or @ us so we can find your post.  

We also have an ao3 Collection! Jon_Sims_and_Cats.  Please check our FAQ for detailed instructions on how to submit fics to the collection.  We are accepting both old and new works!

See you on April 29th!!

Based on this meme:

#signal boost

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