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artemisianwilderness · 6 minutes
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Elf TV: exclusively 300 season-long soap operas
Dwarf TV: How It's Mined followed by a 4½ hr documentary about salt
Gnome TV: those sensory videos for cats where bugs and mice and birds crawl around on the screen. they really like this
Orc TV: Mythbusters and Top Gear reruns
Halfling TV: the most incredible impassioned storytelling you've ever witnessed always neatly contained in 2 seasons max
Fairy TV: imagine Impractical Jokers except theyre capable of stealing people's faces . this is the only show that fairies have
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if you have violent intrusive thoughts I love you. if you have sexual intrusive thoughts I love you. if you have bigoted intrusive thoughts I love you. you are not your thoughts and you are worthy of love and care and help and affection. you are not a monster you’re a person going through it and that’s okay
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artemisianwilderness · 10 hours
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*the 4th & 5th options also include both soap and water, I just didn't want them to be too wordy.
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artemisianwilderness · 23 hours
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Kalamazoo sucks dick, no one should live there. Absolutely cooked city. Just throw the whole thing out.
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...Do I need to say it?
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Do you wash your hands before every meal?
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who is the first david you think of when you hear the name david
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I was looking for a job and then I found a job and heaven knows I’m miserable now
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