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MY HONEST DISBELIEF UPON SEEING EVERYONE IN THE COMMENTS REJECT THIS DECISION..LOL

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the way i called watcher becoming its own streamer a few months ago (it was so obvious they were going to do this)

#dropout really paved the way this is so great! fuck youtube forever #watcher was making such high quality stuff that was NEVER going to survive on youtube yippeee

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I’m chronically offline but Tumblr doesn’t count = I’m California sober.

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#REAL. STOP THAT. TOO REAL...

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im causing so many problems fo rhtis uber driver bc my street was closed off and i forgot but then it opened again im tipping 35%

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and the gender neutral soldier

#this is what jury selection is like

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#girls night devoured but self titled is still a better album as a whole. IMO

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My mans been acting up lately. Should I get pregnant with him and abort the baby as protest?

im at work

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this is exactly why i told my coworkers idk if i could be a trainer bc i dont have patience for. well. incompetence.

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yesterday the new barista was on bar while i was sort of bouncing around doing stuff and they had like a halfway done mobile order and then also a drink waiting to be started for drive thru and they said to me like 😅 do you ever get so overwhelmed- and i didnt let them finish i just took their halfway done drink away and told them to make the ONE DRINK we were waiting on for the drive thru i was not having it

#IM TRYING TO RESERVE JUDGEMENT ON THEM. I GET IT TAKES TIME. BUT YOU HAD TWO ORDERS. IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN VERY EASY TO PRIORITIZE.

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Public speaking is actually really easy if you don't respect a single soul in that room. I've had an incredibly easy time delivering speeches when I hated everybody I saw and they all thought I did amazing because my disdain was read as confidence. I don't have any tips for you I'm just telling you a fact

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#lol

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Customer: FAMILY INITIALS DMV: AC AD LLOKS LIKE AIR CONDITIONING AFTER DEATH.. WITH ALL THE PEOPLE DIEING IN HOT CARS JUST SEEMS A LITTLE MORBID. Verdict: ACCEPTED

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Girl: maybe he’s not a real leftist after all

Me trying to spell bougerwahzee bougiorsee boojuarsae. Boourjua-

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English added by me :)