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Caligula: *sleeping*

Poseidon: really thought you did sum didn’t ya? Massive L, loser

Caligula:

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Chaos: Then came Gia of the Earth, Tartarus of the Underworld, Erubus and Nyx of the Darkness and Night

Eros: Im hot as fuck, y’all stay slaying though ig

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Hephaestus: I hate it here

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Zues: There’s so much you can do with your life! so many places to go! so many people to meet! why waste your time alone, sulking in the underworld? 

Hades: I have my lovely wife, and puppy to keep me company.

Zeus: LMAO WIFE KEEPING YOU COMPANY??? that’s so cringe I could never

Hades: LmFaO WiFe HaTe mE wAa WaA, ThAts So cRiNgE bOo HoO

Zeus: damn bro that shit hurt

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(young Ares)

Ares: Mom I’m sad

Hera: And what do we do when we’re sad?

Ares: Blame your problems on others and bury your feelings inside

Hera: Good boy!

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Therapist: so why do you think you’re this way?

Ares: idk personality I think?

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Ares is a feminist and nobody can convince me he’s not 😤

^^

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Zues: men, women, enbies, as long as it isn’t my wife it’s fuckable

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Artemis: Why get mans when you can get soft tiddies

Apollo: Okay but MAN TIDDIES

Artemis: Those are cheap knock-offs I’m talking the real deal

Apollo: STOP GATE-KEEPING THE TIDDIES

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#Greek Mythology

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Hera: Do I look like I give a diddly darn fuckerson?

Zues: What- what are you trying to say

Hera: You fuckinlingy Mississippi sluttily whore

Artemis: She’s saying fuck you in unhappily marriagenese

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Poseidon: no I DO NOT CONTROL THE SPEED AT WHICH LOBSTERS DIE PLEASE STOP ASKING ME

Dionysus : But like, do you control the speed of which dolphins die??

Poseidon: why are you even here?

Dionysus: heard you can get high on sea salt so here tf I am

Dionysus: anyway, ARE YOU KILLING THE DOLPHINS

Poseidon: I- when did I say that??

Dionysus: STOP EVADING THE QUESTION-

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Hermes: ngl I am a whole ass SNACK

Athena: no you are not a snack, if you would be eaten as you are it could potentially cause many infections as you are raw and un-cooked, I’d estimate it would take around 5 hours to skin you cut you marinate you and then cook you, thus you would be a meal not a snack

Hermes:...

Hermes: YA’LL HEAR THAT I’M A WHOLE ASS MEAL-

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Hebe: guys, I really think we should cut down a bit on the cursing and insensitive comments,

Apollo: anyway- so I fucked his bitch and Aphrodites bitch ass got pissed bc he was “A SiDe LoVeR”

Aphrodites: you fucking man-whore I had every right to, they looked cute together Istfg you’re an even bigger slut then Zues

Apollo: chill, at least I’m not a self centered cu-

Hebe: I think I should move into the underworld w/Hades... I heard it’s much more calmer there...

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Persephones: me and Hades are the goth couple of mythology UwU

Nyx: Bitch me and my mans were the original

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Greek geeks: WoW Hades was the god of death and the dead, so kewl and intimidating, like the grim reaper, being the god of death is so kewl!

Thanatos:

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How irresponsible of you Jupiter

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Step into my fractured fairytale It is magical, but dark as well But stars cannot shine without darkness There lies beauty within darkness Dream away with me To a world of dark creation Leave reality To my imagination