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ardraaah · 2 months
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ardraaah · 2 months
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sometimes u listen to some pop song from 2010 and realize oh my younger self is still in here
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ardraaah · 2 months
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eggs are most delicious when least touched by fire (so poached, sunny side up, etc declining in quality to over easy, hard boiled). this is because fire cleanses the egg of sin (primary source of flavor). this is also why the objectively most delicious egg is soft boiled (hardened purified exterior traps the delicious sin inside the soft gooey interior), and why scrambled eggs are morally ambiguous
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ardraaah · 2 months
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ardraaah · 2 months
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i want to vigorously grab myself by the shoulders and tell myself that i need to be patient
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ardraaah · 2 months
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hii so me and my boyfriend started this redbubble shop but we are based in india and people dont really buy stuff from redbubble out here beacsuse of shipping charges.
we do custom designs and everything, so if any of you guys know anyone out of india who is interested in tshirts, stickers, phone cases whatever whatever do let them know! sticker prices are as low as 1 dollar sooo
a reblog would be soo much appreciated 🌷
the link is shared below:
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ardraaah · 3 months
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we all got that one tooth thats fun to feel
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ardraaah · 3 months
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I love it when people tell me about me because I have no idea who I am
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ardraaah · 3 months
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ardraaah · 3 months
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in your 20s you must rediscover the joys of arts and crafts to stave off spiritual decay
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ardraaah · 3 months
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i woke up in the middle of the night recently and immediately assumed that the 3:00 on my phone screen referred to PM and not AM. i started to freak out for sleeping in so late, and further so because of how dark and still the world was at three in the afternoon. no one was even posting on social media, had they all heard about my bad sleep habits? my grogged up mind eventually landed on a course of action, which was to open google and search "did something happen?"
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ardraaah · 3 months
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ardraaah · 3 months
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Just found out I was thirsty not by receiving a signal from my body about it but by dozing off and dreaming about cold water from different alluring angles. This is great. I think all my wants and needs should be revealed to me this way
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ardraaah · 3 months
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modern social media should stop offering "sync with your phone contacts to follow them" options and start offering "block all your phone contacts so they never see your account" options
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ardraaah · 3 months
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i love to 👍 i'm a thumbs-upper in real life and online
peak of simplistic silent communication to me
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ardraaah · 3 months
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i always forget "fuck" is a bad word. it's like a brother to me
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ardraaah · 3 months
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