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Chaotic things me and my friend(s) said and laughed about for way to long as riordanverse

Piper, to Leo: how do you not realize you’re falling off a bridge?

Alternatively:

Annabeth, to Percy: how do you not realize you’re falling off a bridge?

Leo, for no reason: I’m a goooooooooooose

Percy, to Mrs. O’Leary: why do you have a human in your mouth?

Alex: Let’s see who I can aggressively shake hands with this time

Hera: I tried to throw my husband into a river but I ended up falling in

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Leo: I just found out dolphins are cannibals

Percy: They’re only cannibals if they eat each other not humans

Leo: They eat each other

Percy: Oh

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Jason: Oh they just had a baby

Reyna: That’s unfortunate

#found this in my drafts #might as well #post this #percy jackson #nico di angelo #annabeth chase #jason grace #leo valdez #zeus #annabeth #incorrect pjo quotes #incorrect greek myths

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tumblr should add a tab to the mobile dashboard called controversial and it just shows you random posts tagged discourse

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it’s the 4th of july, i open tumblr to thinking imma see american crap. it’s literally just stranger things. i guess americans have their priorities straight this year??

#stranger things #forth of july #strangers things vol 2

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a dark day... the onion went off

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things i forgot were canon in the riordanverse:

•taylor swift is half dwarf

•list ends here because what the fuck

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It's Internet Explorer's last day, so it's mandatory to post this relic.

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this is the worst day of my life (i have to empty the dishwasher)

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love how no matter what, in all the pjo adaptations, grover has been nonwhite. filipino grover in the musical, black grover in the movies, and desi grover in the tv show

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Capitalism breeds innovation

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i made memes so I might as well post them here

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Logan and Chris welcoming Walker to the I-got-cast-as-Percy-Jackson-club 😌

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Wait it’s so cute that Ramadan, Passover and Easter are all happening this weekend…….yesss party rock is in the religious House tonight ❤️

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click her!!

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i went through an entire character arc during quarantine

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Both were filled at the same time with the same water, only one had oysters.