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breaking news: prince philip, the dad from the royal family, is a nasty little thottie. and he just died from making it clap on instagram

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Every night when I drink water I'm just patiently waiting for the fish brain to take over and gobble it up in the blink of an eye only to demand more and more water sacrifices, quenching my thirst but never it's own lust for that sweet ice juice

#fish brain #hydration #why is my brain like this #why is brain in the first place #What even is brain #Brain philosophy

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here is a phrase from my notes folder that I just called "Late night shitposts for the soul":

Are you a moth? Bcus I'm a lightbulb

and that concludes this episode of "Late night shitposts for the soul"

#shitpost #I came up with this at 5:30 am I was ascending so no I don't know what this means #current mood #how to tag idk

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The fact that no one will probably ever come across this is so funny to me Bcus I'm just sitting here talking to the void every few months

#honestly how does tumblr even work #like I'm aware of it but at this point

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*inflates your pikachu*

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same energy

#fanfiction #text post #*

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I-

my birthday is on the solstice, so i made a wishlist! 

(it’s literally just cash bc i don’t like owning stuff)

$5 = contribution to my savings emergency fund 

OR $5 for my favorite falafel burrito i usually don’t buy bc they’re fancy. your choice! 

$7 = 1 day of groceries

$10-15 = i treat myself to a meal at a restaurant

$20 = 1 day of rent

$35 = prescription copay (i don’t have to pay for my meds yet but i will in 2021)

$50 = a week of groceries

$100= a week of rent (almost)

$2 ko-fi monthly subscription (this helps me build stable monthly income as a safety net)

$11 for this cute retro they/them pronoun pin i found on etsy

anyway here’s my paypal and my ko-fi (for credit cards). half of these are food bc that’s the only thing i spend money on outside of rent. if u would rather give money in my name to a charity, please donate to My Sistah’s House

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I-

my birthday is on the solstice, so i made a wishlist! 

(it’s literally just cash bc i don’t like owning stuff)

$5 = contribution to my savings emergency fund 

OR $5 for my favorite falafel burrito i usually don’t buy bc they’re fancy. your choice! 

$7 = 1 day of groceries

$10-15 = i treat myself to a meal at a restaurant

$20 = 1 day of rent

$35 = prescription copay (i don’t have to pay for my meds yet but i will in 2021)

$50 = a week of groceries

$100= a week of rent (almost)

$2 ko-fi monthly subscription (this helps me build stable monthly income as a safety net)

$11 for this cute retro they/them pronoun pin i found on etsy

anyway here’s my paypal and my ko-fi (for credit cards). half of these are food bc that’s the only thing i spend money on outside of rent. if u would rather give money in my name to a charity, please donate to My Sistah’s House

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I-

my birthday is on the solstice, so i made a wishlist! 

(it’s literally just cash bc i don’t like owning stuff)

$5 = contribution to my savings emergency fund 

OR $5 for my favorite falafel burrito i usually don’t buy bc they’re fancy. your choice! 

$7 = 1 day of groceries

$10-15 = i treat myself to a meal at a restaurant

$20 = 1 day of rent

$35 = prescription copay (i don’t have to pay for my meds yet but i will in 2021)

$50 = a week of groceries

$100= a week of rent (almost)

$2 ko-fi monthly subscription (this helps me build stable monthly income as a safety net)

$11 for this cute retro they/them pronoun pin i found on etsy

anyway here’s my paypal and my ko-fi (for credit cards). half of these are food bc that’s the only thing i spend money on outside of rent. if u would rather give money in my name to a charity, please donate to My Sistah’s House

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I-

my birthday is on the solstice, so i made a wishlist! 

(it’s literally just cash bc i don’t like owning stuff)

$5 = contribution to my savings emergency fund 

OR $5 for my favorite falafel burrito i usually don’t buy bc they’re fancy. your choice! 

$7 = 1 day of groceries

$10-15 = i treat myself to a meal at a restaurant

$20 = 1 day of rent

$35 = prescription copay (i don’t have to pay for my meds yet but i will in 2021)

$50 = a week of groceries

$100= a week of rent (almost)

$2 ko-fi monthly subscription (this helps me build stable monthly income as a safety net)

$11 for this cute retro they/them pronoun pin i found on etsy

anyway here’s my paypal and my ko-fi (for credit cards). half of these are food bc that’s the only thing i spend money on outside of rent. if u would rather give money in my name to a charity, please donate to My Sistah’s House

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Sadly I lost mine but that sounds like a snatch

I would totally trade my gender for a really cool tree. 

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You ever just make shitposts about the books you wanna write that only 4 people know the general universe of? yeah me too

#writing #fantasy #author #pain <3 #ahaha im so funny #that was sarcasm

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*slurps up the grapes* mmmm delish

may none of the grapes you purchase in the coming months be firm. may you only get fucked up mushy little suck grapes

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Toxic masculinity is just gatekeeping a gender

#idk idk #idk man #kinda sus #toxic masculinity

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Gronch sounds like the mushy version of cronch so i think grony is the better option here

the GRINCH X TONY THE TIGER Fanfic is live on ao3! hope this causes you all tremendous distress 😘

monthly subscribers can skip ahead to the next chapter

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Hey puki how big is your body?

My heart is so big, like a elephants heart

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Does this mean gay Carter/Walt/Anubis Sadie/Zia? Bcus that's very interesting and I am d o w n

Consider: Age/role-swap Kane chronicles AU And yes this au does include swapped childhood guardians, love interests, and godly patrons

Message me about headcanons if u'r interested cause I’ve got em and I’ve already talked off all my irl friends’ ears about this au

#the kane chronicles #tkc #sadie kane #carter kane #the kane siblings #au #role swap au #I do realize that this au gives these poor kids like 20x more angst #i am aware that I am evil