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Pulp sci-fi illustration by Italian artist, Aldo Di Gennaro (b. 1938).

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I'm like if a chivalrous knight kissed a fair maiden's hand and said "my lady, I fight for you" and then walked off and immediately tripped over his own armor and fell on the ground

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Life, liberty, and the pursuit of her penis.

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BRIAN MURPHY YOU GOTTA HONOR THE COCK. YOU SIMPLY MUST HONOR THE COCK

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Hundreds of Jewish anti-war demonstrators have been arrested during a Passover seder that doubled as a protest in New York, as they shut down a major thoroughfare to pray for a ceasefire and urge the Senate majority leader, Chuck Schumer, to end US military aid to Israel.

The 300 or so arrests took place on Tuesday night at Grand Army Plaza, on the doorstep of Schumer’s Brooklyn residence, where thousands of mostly Jewish New Yorkers gathered for the seder, a ritual that marked the second night of the holiday celebrated as a festival of freedom by Jews worldwide.

The seder came just before the US Senate resoundingly passed a military package that includes $26bn for Israel.

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I swear I saw a tumblr post on here that said ‘horses have over 4,000 bones’ and i don’t know where it came from because its totally wrong, they have 205, but what kind of fucked up horse has this person seen out there because I’m absolutely terrified of it 

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I’ve been casually looking in on the pro censorship vs pro fiction choice debates online for the past few years in fandom spaces and the disparaging of the pro fiction people used to be, ‘you’re an adult’ full stop but as the anti fiction choice people have gone from minors to early twenty somethings it has become ‘you’re in your LATE twenties/30s’ and it is genuinely so funny to me this really proves there was a weird cult movement around 2019 or 2020 and the kids who were indoctrinated but didn’t age out of it have doubled down in the funniest way because ofc it applies to them too so they have to move goalposts and reframe their talking points

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I feel very sorry for them. Even as in-denial as they are, the big three-oh is going to hit hard.

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Sonata arctica my beloved!

if I forgot your favorite subgenre or misclassified a band feel free to argue in the replies 👍

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guar from morrowind

worlds littlest guy. anything that dinosaur-esque immediately gets a high score for me. AND they seem useful. great creature. love them. 8/10, wonderful little guy.

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i’m going to kdxjdhdjhddjjdhs

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I don’t think I have the chops for D&D or other tabletop RPGs but I could make a good DM’s assistant. I don’t play the game but I sit and listen and then after the session the DM can ask me for ideas.

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genuinely the funniest thing ive seen on reddit

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Teeth are bullshit. What do you mean you’re decaying. Get a fucking grip. You’re a bone now act like it. You don’t see my finger bones decaying from jerking it too much now do you

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Sassy Hank

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Justin mcelroy i know that's you

You’re meeting the friend of a friend for the first time, who’s apparently an empath. When they shake your hand, they immediately rip their hand away from you.