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anneonomus · 2 days
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if youre my mutual im sorry for interacting with you in the confusing and cryptic ways that i do i wasnt socialized properly in the shelter
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anneonomus · 2 days
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We ask your questions so you don’t have to! Submit your questions to have them posted anonymously as polls.
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anneonomus · 2 days
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A little girl in my 4th grade class came up to me after recess and said, “I got married at recess!” and I said “Oh? I didn’t know anyone was ordained under the age of twelve.” and she asked me what ordained meant and I explained and then she said “Oh, well, no, my wife and I were married by the slide, but we’ll be happy together anyway.”
So apparently on school playgrounds, slides are already legalizing same-sex marriage.
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anneonomus · 2 days
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i feel like the boeing whistleblower case should radicalize more people. a major airline company is producing planes with less and less regard for safety and it's starting to get noticeable. man takes them to court, which would reduce profit at the cost of public safety. he fucking dies the night that boeings legal team asks him to stay an extra day. if nothing happens about this, i hope it gets through to people that america would literally kill you for a few extra cents
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anneonomus · 2 days
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if you need us the missus and me will be in the other room having a duel with old flintlock pistols missing each other with every shot not only because we love each other but also because we both are dog shit at this
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anneonomus · 2 days
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How many first cousins do you have? A first cousin is any offspring of your parents' siblings.
I have no first cousins
1 cousin
2-3 cousins
4-5 cousins
6-7 cousins
8-10 cousins
11-15 cousins
16-25 cousins
26-50 cousins
51+ cousins
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anneonomus · 2 days
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What if we had a plagiarism scandal here on tumblr, kinda annoyed at the youtubies having all the fun
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anneonomus · 2 days
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What if we had a plagiarism scandal here on tumblr, kinda annoyed at the youtubies having all the fun
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anneonomus · 2 days
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anneonomus · 2 days
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im so fucking tired of all the zionist freaks who didnt know anything about jewish history a few months ago act like its their life mission to defend israel and “the jews” mostly against the criticisms of anti zionist jews anyways like actually just shut the fuck up im so fucking tired of you no one fucking wants you the situation of the jewish community is already a disaster enough without you fucking freaks cosplaying as us to “show support” and acting like an authority how are there so many people that fit this category what is wrong with you all
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anneonomus · 2 days
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reblog to give this person you rb’d it from the strength to complete their tasks
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anneonomus · 2 days
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anneonomus · 3 days
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Another poll"
Have you ever gone to a movie or theater performance alone?
Yes, multiple times
Yes. once or twice
Never
Results
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anneonomus · 3 days
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anneonomus · 3 days
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number one hobby is CRYING AT MEDIA number two hobby is LOVING THE WORLD
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anneonomus · 3 days
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loove just sitting in my car when its slightly warm and stuffy but not uncomfortable. like being in the womb.
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anneonomus · 3 days
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It amazes me how many teslas I see out and about. Like you guys bought one for real? On god? No joke?????
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