love the word “rapscallion”. like not only are you a rascal but you’re also kind of spring onion about it too
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one hyperfixated tumblr mutual has the power of six hundred thousand ad campaigns
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sorry about my constant depressive episodes. its just that i have issues and also problems
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deadbeat tumblr mutual
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main character energy, but from a dostoevsky novel.
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my blog is a safe space for me. the rest of you are in danger i think
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by cry yanni
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how do you become so well read?
by reading
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addicted to saying "ill definitely check that out" about things that i will definitely forget to check out
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Mosab Abu Toha, from Things You May Find Hidden in My Ear
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tumblr notifs: Mutual™ has liked your post
me: *clicks on the button to see which post* I must know which of my humble offerings have pleased my dearest.
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They should invent a career path that isn't soooooooo scary
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soooo much of the modern conception of gender is based around products and consumerism that people can’t even identify actual misogyny anymore. People reply to posts “It’s sexist to hate on something so many women enjoy” and that something would be a Stanley cup
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"your teens are about" "your 20s are about" there's no schedule babes
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