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wilbur has a favorite, and it's obvious who

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Will: look, you have to eat something!

Nico: like an apple? *Throws apple at Will's head*

Will, easily catches it: oh yes, 'an apple a day keeps the doctor away' very mature😒

Hera *appears out of nowhere*: so you have chosen marriage.

Nico: what

Will: what

Demigods just trying to eat their lunch in peace: what

Mr. D and Chiron: oh shit-

Hera: prove to me of your devotion to each other by undergoing three trials of my choice. Only then will I bless this union. If you fail, then the marriage is destined to fail as well. *Vanishes*

Nico: 👁️👄👁️

Will: you know... I always imagined I'd be the one to propose...

Nico: 👁️👄👁️

Will: why don't we go prepare for these mystery trials? You can help me pick out some armor. Unless that accidentally calls upon Ares to make us battle each other to the death

Nico: 👁️👄👁️

Will: I'm just saying why didn't SOMEONE *glares at Chiron and Mr. D* warn us about this???

Chiron: you know the myth of ancient Greeks proposing to each other by the throwing and catching of apples. It's derived from the story of-

Will: yes, yes, when Aphrodite and Hera and Athena fight over the apple that someone threw their way that read 'to the fairest' or whatever. They each argued the apple belonged to them. But you never said something like this could happen now!! That if someone throws and catches an apple here that it counts as a proposal!!

Mr. D: i thought it would be funnier if we didn't warn anyone

Chiron: I had to stop him from creating a camp activity that was just dodgeball with apples

Mr. D: which I still think would've been hilarious. I'm surprised it's taken so long for this to happen tbh

Chiron: yeah sorry about that, it's been so long I honestly forgot. What do the kids say nowadays? "My bad."

Will: I'm ENGAGED and you can only say 'my bad??' Look! You broke Nico!

Nico: 💀💀💀

Mr. D: eh it's just wedding jitters. He'll be fine

Will: Nico? Nico, it's okay. We'll find a way out of this-

Nico: I can't believe I'm marrying the love of my life 🥺

Will:

Will:

Will, deciding William di Angelo has a nice ring to it: oh okay, good 🥺

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Meg : Apollo's right.

Lester/Apollo : See? I told you guys—wait what? Are you sure with your decision already?

Meg : No, not really. But it's the only plan we have, SO LET'S GO.

#percy jackson #pjo #hoo #toa #rick riordan #riordanverse #demigod #meg mccaffrey #apollo #lester papadopoulos

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Leo : NO, FUCK.

Jason :

Jason : Leo, we gotta work on your cursing. It's getting worse.

Leo : Worse? I thought I'm doing pretty good at cursing, lately.

#percy jackson #annabeth chase #pjo #hoo #toa #rick riordan #riordanverse #demigod #leo valdez #jason grace

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Calypso : I smell something burning.

Leo : It's probably my burning love for you.

Calypso : I can see that the oven is currently on fire, Leo.

#percy jackson #pjo #hoo #toa #rick riordan #riordanverse #demigod #leo valdez #calypso

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miscellaneous angst starters.

when were you going to tell me?

you can’t keep doing this to yourself.

that’s…a lot of blood.

can you walk?

please don’t lie to me.

you were supposed to leave.

i’m not going anywhere without you.

shh, it’s okay. it was just a dream.

there was nothing more you could have done.

it wasn’t your fault.

this is all my fault.

you aren’t acting like yourself.

i’m never going to let [her/him/them] hurt you again.

you’re hurting me.

don’t ever do that again.

go to hell.

please don’t cry.

you have to stay awake.

i wish i could take the pain away.

you could have died.

hey – stay with me.

it’ll be over soon.

did you ever love me?

i’m sorry. i can’t do this anymore.

things won’t always hurt this bad.

you passed out.

how much have you had?

i’m okay. it’s all fine.

it’s not okay! you’re not fine!

let me get you something for the pain.

it’s nothing. it’s just a bruise.

it’s clearly not nothing.

have you been to the doctor?

i didn’t mean the things i said.

i thought we meant something.

people who are okay don’t act like this.

you don’t have to go through this by yourself.

i don’t want you to be alone.

please don’t regret me.

i heard you crying.

you need to get some rest.

when was the last time you ate something?

i’m worried about you.

did you have another nightmare?

[name], there’s nobody there.

i want to be happy but i don’t think i deserve it.

please talk to me.

why are you mad at me?

alcohol isn’t going to solve your problems.

don’t leave me.

did you do this to yourself?

it’s breaking my heart to see you like this.

tell me what’s wrong.

tell me how to make it better.

why don’t you care?

get the hell away from me.

please don’t do this.

i can’t believe that you lied to me.

just…stay for the night.

you obviously can’t be trusted to take care of yourself, so let me do it for you.

you can’t die. i won’t let you.

just hang on, okay?

hold my hand if you need to.

i’m sorry.

why do you have a gun?

don’t panic.

just breathe.

you’re bleeding.

i’m trying to stop the bleeding.

you’ve been crying, i can tell.

you should have told me sooner.

i wanted to tell you in person.

a phone call would’ve been nice.

i hate you.

i love you.

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benson

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Will : Hey, Nico. Do you happen to have any spare skeletons casually lying around here somewhere?

Nico : What?

Will : What?

Nico :

Nico : Plastic, or real ones?

Will : What?

Nico : What?

#percy jackson #pjo #hoo #toa #rick riordan #riordanverse #demigod #nico di angelo #will solace

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You've heard of the Golden trio (Harry, Ron, Hermione); the Silver trio (Neville, Luna, Ginny) and the Legendary trio (McGonagall, Snape, Dumbledore)

Now get ready for:

The Og trio: Percy, Annabeth, Grover

The broken trio: Thalia, Luke, Annabeth

The Hunter trio: Bianca, Zoë, Thalia

The Dam trio: Percy, Thalia, Grover

The Labyrinth trio: Percy, Annabeth, Rachel

The Big Three trio: Percy, Thalia, Nico

The "Where's Percy?!" trio/ Lost trio: Jason, Piper, Leo

The "There's Percy!"/ Neptune trio: Percy, Frank, Hazel

The drowned trio: Percy, Jason, Piper

The Katobleps trio: Frank, Hazel, Nico

The Girl Power trio: Annabeth, Piper, Hazel

The Tartarus trio: Bob, Percy, Annabeth

The Physician's cure trio: Leo, Frank, Hazel

The Parthenos trio: Nico, Reyna, Coach Hedge

The "dam, Percy's fine" trio: Rachel, Nico, Calypso

Bonus:

The "Why me?!" trio: Percy, Apollo, Meg

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*inhales deeply* YES. JUST, YES.

Your friendly reminder that Jack and Riptide’s ship name is indeed Rick

#rick #riptide #jack the sword #pjo #percy jackson #magnus chase #magnus chase and the gods of asgard #riordanverse

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Percy : Sometimes... I wonder what it would feel like to drown.

Nico : What a coincidence, sometimes I wonder what it would feel like to try and drown somebody, you know.

Percy :

#percy jackson #nico di angelo #pjo #hoo #toa #annabeth chase #demigod #rick riordan #riordanverse #SHALALALA

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Jason : What do you wash first, when doing the dishes?

Frank : The utensils

Percy : Your hands

Leo : The sink

Nico : I don't even eat, and you expect me to wash other people's plates??

The others :

Jason : Alright, that's it, young man. Either you eat, or no McDonald's for you

Nico : What-?

Jason : For. One. Whole. Week.

Nico : *le gasps* You did not.

#pjo #jason grace #nico di angelo #percy jackson #frank zhang #leo valdez #hoo #heroes of olympus #percy jackson and the olympians #will solace #annabeth chase #percabeth #solangelo #frazel #piper mclean #hazel levesque #jasper #jiper #demigods #rick riordan #riordanverse

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Will : Remember, you'll always find light at the end of a long and dark tunnel.

Nico, nodding : Yeah, probably the lights of a moving train.

Will : Nico-

#Pjo #hoo #toa #percy jackson #will solace #nico di angelo #solangelo #Annabeth chase

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PART TWOOOOOO PLEASE. PLEASE. JUST-JUST /PLEASE/

Business Rivals Percabeth AU

Percy had never payed much attention to the pretty blonde who ran Athenian Architecture under her mother’s name, but when Poseidon decided to move his own office into the same building, he saw more of Annabeth Chase than he wanted.

They first crossed paths on his first day in office, neither of them uttering even a single word to each other, their eyes doing all the talking necessary.

However, on a particular business meeting, they were forced into the same room. Percy sat on one side of the table, Annabeth on the other.

They stared each other down, the tension so thick, you could cut it with a knife. Their co-workers sensed the two’s hatred for each other the moment they stepped inside the room.

The two young entrepreneurs had different visions on how running two companies under one building would work.

The end result was Annabeth storming out, slamming the door behind her. Percy left shortly after, but not before telling the room, “this happens all the time. I swear.”

Rumors began to surface around the building shortly after with tweets saying, “Percy Jackson and Annabeth Chase forbidden love?”

Or: “What will Poseidon and Athena think about this potentially new romance?”

One tweet had even suggested their rivalry was solely for publicity only.

Percy had never bothered to address the rumors, letting people’s imaginations roam free.

Soon, all of Manhattan were beginning to talk about the two children of two of the most successful people in New York possibly becoming a couple.

Percy would scroll through social media platforms, seeing his name paired with Annabeth on every news story, finding it strangely amusing.

Annabeth on the other hand, could not have been more bothered. She felt her anger spike everytime she saw Percy, and for people to think they were a couple only infuriated her more.

The blonde’s main fear was the rumors circling back to her mother. She feared for her job, and for her reputation.

Annabeth pulled him into her office one day, much to Percy’s surprise, and locked the door behind her. “We are putting an end to these rumors,” she demanded.

Percy, who was only paying attention to her lips moving as she talked, laughed it off. “You’re overreacting,” he said. “Let them have their fun.”

Annabeth’s face reddened, her eyes screaming, but she had promised herself to remain professional in every situation. “What about my fun?”

She began to ramble, and Percy, tired of hearing her voice, rolled his eyes and crashed his lips into hers.

Annabeth quickly got over her initial shock and kissed him right back. Once they broke apart, Percy grinned. “I have an idea.”

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Percy : MERRY CHRISTMAS GUYS!

The rest of the 7 :

Annabeth : Percy, you do realize that we don't actually celebrate Christmas cause, you know, this whole greek stuff situation, right?

Percy : Yeah, but well, I think Christianity is better since Jesus doesn't make us do certain quests-

Leo, silently eating Doritos : y'know, he has a point.

#merry Christmas guys #happy Christmas #percy jacksom #annabeth #annabeth chase #demigod #pjo #rick riordan #riordanverse #hoo #book dragon #hazel levesque #frank zhang #frazel #percabeth #piper mclean #jason grace #jasper #jiper #will solace #will andrew solace #nico di angelo #solangelo #calypso #leo valdez #caleo

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Ma'am : Okay class, so for our project in Science, the lesson is all about genetics.

Annabeth : Well, this is easy.

Ma'am : So, please draw your family tree, starting from your great great grandparents, to you.

Percy : yEp, eAsy, that's the way to say it.

Annabeth : Right, I take that back

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Frank : me or horses?

Hazel : that's easy

Frank :

Hazel : Horses!

Frank : *turns into a horse*

#problem solved #frazel #hazel levesque #frank zhang #hoo #pjo #percy jackson