SOMEBODY WRITE SOMETHING .. I'M BEGGING.
HELP HELP!
WHERE ARE DAEMON TARGARYEN'S FICS ALREADY?!!!
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Tony : Pete can you pick up some milk
Peter: *lifts a gallon* Yeah easy
Tony : I mean from the store, kid
Peter: ...I would imagine it weighs the same there too, Mr. Stark
Tony :
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Ep 3 Bucky in turtleneck
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Loki: The best kind for coping with things you don't want to do is to play dead.
Mobius, intrigued: does that- does that actually work?
Loki: No, but it sure makes me feel better.
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Tony: I'm playing a new game, it's called "everytime I'm depressed I take a drink."
Natasha: This game already exists. It's called alcoholism.
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Steve: how long does it take before you start hallucinating from sleep deprivation?
Natasha: I think-
Tony: seventy two hours.
Natsaha: how do you know?
Tony: there's a clown behind you.
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Tony: alright now, pay attention! I have an announcement to make and I only have one minute.
Peter: why Mr, stark? Are you in a hurry?
Tony: no, I was referring to you short attention span.
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Bucky: any news?
Shuri: I'm just waiting for your x-ray.
Bucky: but I've never dated anyone named ray.
Shuri: and we might do a brain scan ..
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Sam: This is a crazy idea. Insane. Stupid. It doesn’t make any sense.
Bucky: …so you’ll do it?
Sam: For you? Of course.
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Waitress: and what do you want?
Loki: I wish to devour the unborn.
Waitress: ...
Mobius: Eggs, he wants eggs.
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The school's principal: I've called you here, Mr. Stark.. to inform you that peter has said a swear word in class today.
Tony: [shocked] Oh! my God. [Looks at peter] what the fuck peter?
Principal: ...
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I can't believe Tony stark adopted Peter Parker and then steve rogers immediately dropped a f#@cking airport ramp on him like 'welcome to the family, kid. We're in the middle of a divorce.'
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Peter babysitting Morgan.
Peter: Don't play around with knives.
Peter: Unless you're recording it on YouTube for, like, thousands of views. In that case...
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Me peacefully coming home, checking my phone and finding that the Spiderman No Way Home trailer has been leaked:
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Doctor strange and peter parker in the leaked NWH trailer.
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