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Coupon Cafeteria

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04/17 🌿

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✩ Arlecchino: Sleep in Peace ✩

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[Kokomi, Furina and Nilou] 🫧 AQUA DREAMS🫧 「𝑺𝒐𝒏𝒈 𝒐𝒇 𝒑𝒆𝒂𝒓𝒍𝒔」

New Single Release! 2024.04.12 FRI

prints and posters available!

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let him rest !!!

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💧The Oratrice Mecanique d'Analyse Cardinale💧

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I want you to become the next king of the house

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100 Whump Dialogue Prompts

1) “No one is coming to help you.” 2) “Your screams are music to my ears.” 3) “Keep your eyes open, I really want you to watch what I’m about to do to your little friend here.” 4) “Does it kill you? Knowing that you can’t do anything to stop me?” 5) “Don’t worry, I’m not going to kill you just yet.” 6) “You were always too soft, never could stand up for yourself.” 7) “Where’s your hero now when you need them the most? I don’t see them.” 8) “Do you really think they could ever love you?” 9) “Look at you now, you’re pathetic. You’re weak.” 10) “I don’t want to rush this, I’ve been waiting a long time for this moment so I want to be able to take my time with you.” 11) “But they told me they loved me.” “Aww, sweetheart, they were lying, I’m the only one who could ever love you.” 12) “I never wanted to hurt people! I didn’t want this life! You made me a monster.” 13) “I didn’t make you a monster, you were just born that way.” 14) “Hope you’re not too attached to that hand.” 15) “You killed them, you bury them.” 16) “You made me hurt them.” “I didn’t make you do anything you didn’t want to do.” 17) “Do as you’re told or you’re going to make me angry.” 18) “Don’t ever say that name in front of me again, do you understand?” 19) “I only do these things because I love you, you know that right? I don’t want to hurt you, but you just make me so angry sometimes.” 20) “Don’t take me back there! Please, I can’t go back there. They’re there.” 21) “If I tell you what they made me do you wont be able to look at me the same.” 22) “Let them go. I did everything you asked me to do, now just let them go!” 23) “You’re a talker, I never liked talkers. Let’s see how much talking you can do with your tongue cut out.” 24) “You never listen, but that’s okay because after I finish carving up your little friend over here I think you’re going to be able to hear me just fine. 25) “I’ve never smashed anyone’s hand with a hammer before so this is going to be a first for both of us.” 26) “What happened to you? What did they say to you?” “Please don’t make me tell you.” 27) “I can’t sleep, every time I close my eyes I see them.” 28) “They were right, I’m weak and I couldn’t save them.” 29) “Let them go and you can have me. Let them go and I’ll never try to leave again. I promise.” 30) “No, they were my friend. I should be the one to kill them.” 31) “No, go on, say it. Say that you wish I’d died instead of them, I know you want to!” 32) “Why do you stay with them? You don’t deserve to be treated like this, no one does.” 33) “The only thing you’ve ever been good at is being a coward!” 34) “You don’t belong here, you never did.” 35) “You’re a waste of air.” 36) “You’re useless.” 37) “They hurt you, why do you go back?” “They’re the only family I’ve got.” 38) “You don’t have friends, we’re the only ones who are able to tolerate you. 39) “I’ve felt pain all my life, but now? I don’t feel anything.” “Good, then you’re ready.” 40) “I wish they would have let you die that day.” 41) “You always were too emotional.” 42) “What do hugs feel like?” 43) “Why does everything hurt?” 44) “Why doesn’t anyone want me? 45) “Families are supposed to love you, not leave you.” “Then I guess I’ve never had a family.” 46) “Do you think I’ll ever have a family one day?” 47) “How long do you think they can hold their breath underwater before they need to breathe?” 48) “Hey! Hey, wake up! How many of these did you take, huh? No, no, don’t go back to sleep, you need to stay awake for me.” 49) “Are you afraid of me too?” 50) “Why didn’t you tell us you’d been hit? You almost died.” 51) “Prove your loyalty. Kill them.” “They’re just a kid.” 52) “Am I going to die here?” “No, okay? Just stay with me.” 53) “Your efforts to be the good guy have been so cute but it’s time to face reality. You were born to be bad, you’ll never be the hero. 54) “I’m fine.” “No you’re not, you’re losing a lot of blood.” 55) “Save the others first. Save them first or all my fighting was for nothing.” 56) “You see these scars? You did this to me.” 57) “Do you think they knew I loved them before they died?” 58) “Could you ever forgive me?” 59) “I can’t give up. They need me so I can never give up.” 60) “You couldn’t save your first love, what makes you think you can save your second?” 61) “It’s okay if you’re scared of dying, your friends were too.” 62) “Whatever you want, anything you want, I’ll give it to you. Just make it stop.” 63) “They say I’m a monster and I never believed them but now I think they’re right.” 64) “I failed my mission, I couldn’t save them. Their deaths are on me.” 65) “I can’t eat, I can’t sleep, I can barely fucking breathe because they’re gone and it’s my fault. And god knows what they’re doing to them right now and I’m just sitting here doing nothing!” 66) “Calm down, calm down, you were just dreaming.” 67) “Take me instead, please?” “What would I want with someone as pathetic as you?” 68) “If you have to kill one of us kill me.” 69) “I ruined your brilliant plan, I destroyed everything you built, I killed your friends, and now you’ve got one bullet left and two people in front of you. So, shoot me because if you shoot them and let me live I’m going tear you apart piece by piece. So, what’s it going to be?” 70) “I know you’ve been out for a long time need you to do a job for me.” “I’m not killing again.” “Not even if the person I’m asking you to kill is responsible for all of your pain?” 71) “It’d be a shame if someone you loved got hurt, I know how much your friends mean to you.” 72) “I hate myself when I’m with you.” 73) “I wish you didn’t have to be medicated to call me.” 74) “This is all your fault. I wish you’d died in that car crash instead of them.” 75) “I need to get up. They’re dying so I need to get up right now.” 76) “Just make it all stop, please, it hurts. Everything hurts.” 77) “We can’t be together. You know that. You and I bring out the worst in each other.” 78) “Be a shame if you kept talking and I had to take out a few of those teeth to shut you up. Especially since you’ve got such a lovely smile.” 79)  "Look at that, your hero came for you after all. They really do love you, huh? It’s a shame you wont get the reunion you wanted.“ 80) “I know living with me hasn’t been easy but I really am trying here.” 81) “You put on such a brave face but the truth is you’re terrified of what’s out there.” 82) “You think you’re ready to do everything but you’re not. You’re not ready to kill someone, no matter how much you hate them.” 83) “Everybody keeps telling me what to do, what to say, what to think, what to feel and I can’t do this anymore, I can’t. I feel like I’m not even a person anymore and I just need it to stop. I just want everything to stop! 84) “I’m just trying to keep you from dying! Don’t you see that? I care about you and you are the last person I ever want to see dead out there, so just fucking listen to me for once!” 85) “I just want to keep you safe, there are a lot of bad people out there who want to hurt people like us. We have to be careful.” 86) “Goddamn it, kid, don’t you ever listen? Stay still, let me stop the bleeding, okay?” 87) “You are not one of us, okay? You’re just some rando who got dragged into all this shit. So take this money, get a bus ticket, and go home, kid.” 88) “What have I become?” 89) “Why hasn’t anyone looked for me yet?” “Because they don’t care about you like I do.” 90) “I’m not a kid anymore so stop treating me like I am!” 91) “They left you all alone. Stay here with me and I’ll never leave you. I can be your family and we can watch them all burn together.” 92) “Why did you jump in front of me back there?” “Why didn’t you move?” 93) “I never thought I’d see you again, they told me you were dead.” 94) “Get under the bed and don’t make a sound okay?” “But they’ll get you.” “Just get under the bed and no matter what you hear or what you see just stay completely quiet and completely still. Do that for me, alright?” 95) “Shh, it’s just me, don’t panic.” “Don’t sneak up on me like that.” 96) “I feel so useless.” 97) “You call out for them when you sleep. Do you want to talk about it?” 98) “My eyelids feel like they weigh a million pounds.” “It’s because you’re tired, you should get some sleep. We have to save the world tomorrow.” 99) “Hey! Hey, calm down. Calm down, it’s just me.” 100) “When I finish patching you up I swear to god I’m gonna kick your ass for making me worry about you.”

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why do we have butt cheeks i dont understand why did we evolve this way

what use do butt cheeks have 

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Happy birthday Yelan

Art by @Hitohachan_

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I just heard my mom tell my brother, “when you die, you will go outside and garden until your father says you’re done” and it took me a second to realize that my brother was playing a videogame and this was not a theological discussion.

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I just heard my mom tell my brother, “when you die, you will go outside and garden until your father says you’re done” and it took me a second to realize that my brother was playing a videogame and this was not a theological discussion.

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REVERSE TROPE WRITING PROMPTS

Too many beds

Accidentally kidnapping a mafia boss

Really nice guy who hates only you

Academic rivals except it’s two teachers who compete to have the best class

Divorce of convenience

Too much communication

True hate’s kiss (only kissing your enemy can break a curse)

Dating your enemy’s sibling

Lovers to enemies

Hate at first sight

Love triangle where the two love interests get together instead

Fake amnesia

Soulmates who are fated to kill each other

Strangers to enemies

Instead of fake dating, everyone is convinced that you aren’t actually dating

Too hot to cuddle

Love interest CEO is a himbo/bimbo who runs their company into the ground

Nursing home au

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Not all of The Rules Of The Internet (origin of Rule 34 and, less remembered, Rules 50 (A Crossover, no matter how improbable, will eventually happen in Fan Art, Fan Fiction, or official release material, often through fanfiction of it) and 63 (For every given male character, there is a female version of that character (and vice-versa). And there is always porn of that character.) has aged well, but always remember a few other rules (boiled down to the basic meaning):

Rule 11: No matter how much you love debating, keep in mind that no one on the internet debates. Instead they mock your intelligence as well as your parents. (Never assume any “debate” is done in good faith if you have any reason to believe otherwise)

Rule 13: Anything you say can and will be turned into something else (someone somewhere will maliciously twist your words)

Rule 14: Do not argue with trolls—it means they win. (Don’t Feed The Trolls, block em and go, you don’t owe them shit)

Rule 33: Lurk more—it's never enough. (If you don’t know, don’t speak up. Internet version of “better to be silent and thought a fool, than to open your mouth and confirm it”)

Rule 39: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL. (Classic memes never truly go out of style, someone will appreciate it…)

Rule 40: EVEN WITH CRUISE CONTROL YOU STILL HAVE TO STEER (…but you can always go overboard, mix it up every once in a while)

Rule 49: No matter what it is, it is somebody's fetish. (Self explanatory, but in more modern times a reminder to be wary of people asking for things you don’t possibly believe could be a fetish)

Rule 62: It has been cracked and pirated. You can find anything if you look long enough. (Keep Circulating The Tapes, and ask any tech savvy friends if they know a guy)