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Mithanberg but Ethan is a Mushroom Man who can't stop digesting his cuddle buddies

Ethan cuddling with Mia

Ethan: You taste delicious today.

Mia indiffrently: Ethan, stop digesting me and go back to sleep.

Ethan cuddling with Heisenberg

Ethan: You taste delicious today.

Karl: ...

Karl: ...

Karl turning to face Ethan: Alright, what the FUCK is that supposed to mean!?

#‘girl you look delicious- oh I mean gorgeous’ #SKBDEKNDHD I LOVE THIS #mithanberg #mithan #wintersberg #ethan winters #Mia winters #karl heisenberg

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I find there is an APPALLING lack of feral Ethan Winters content in this fandom. How dare you and to think I trusted you all

The man is a rabid animal and we should stan him accordingly no more of this boring-guy-can’t-run-or-keep-track-of-his-family crap. Big Momma Vampire Lady slices the man’s hand off yelling about how he’d never see his child again for what he did to her daughters and Ethan went and slaps that sucker back on the end of his arm and said ‘you wanna bet’ before DESTROYING HER ENTIRE BLOODLINE

Like I can just imagine him getting handcuffed by Heisenberg again only to get out once more:

Heisenberg: how did you get out of those I literally welded them to your wrists

Ethan, knowing full well he’s been saving a lockpick for this specific purpose: You see these scars on my hand?

Heisenberg: yeah

Ethan: I gnawed it off.

Heisenberg:wh—what

Ethan: I chewed my own hand off just so I could come kill you, coward

#ethan at any given villain:make your peace with god little man #<— pls #ethan winters #Re8 #resident evil village #resident evil 8

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I love Ethan Winters specifically because he's just a normal dude who's just so, so tired of being in a horror game. Everyone trying to throw their evil agenda at him and be like ETHAN ~WINTERS ~WE FINALLY MEET while he's just like fuck you fuck you fuck you stop talking FUCK YOU

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people acting as if mia was a horrible wife in order to push heisenwinters have small brains. i, with my big brain, know that an ethan-mia-karl parenting trio is infinitely superior and would also make rose the most profoundly fucked up kid alive

#mithanberg #oh i love this #i love them so much

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Ethan: you think Karl and I are immature?

Mia: well, a bit, yes.

Ethan: hm. Well, Karl, what do you think?

Karl, from inside the blanket pillow fort: Mia’s not allowed to come in then.

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Karl: Ethan always looks so calm and composed, I wonder how he does it.

Ethan, internally: fuck fuck fuck fuck f

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Karl: Look, you don’t want Ethan to die, and I don’t want Ethan to die. So let’s work together to make sure Ethan doesn’t die.

Mia: Fantastic plan, but have you ever fucking met Ethan?

#I’m so glad people are actually using the mithanberg tag #like yes give me the content #I made a ship name and people are using it and it is incredible #resident evil 8 #resident evil village #re8 #incorrect resident evil quotes #re8 incorrect quotes #resident evil incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #ethan winters #karl heisenberg #mia winters #heisenwinters #wintersberg #mithan #mithanberg

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[Karl texting Ethan]

Karl: Ethan, I’m sorry

Karl: Please talk to me baby

Karl: Muffin?

Karl: Sweet pea?

Karl: the love of my life

Karl: Precious cinnamon roll who’s too pure and precious for this world

Karl: Please I’m so sorry

Ethan: sorry doesn’t bring back my fucking skittles Karl

#forgot this account existed for a hot second #anyways have gays #Mia’s probably out buying Ethan more skittles #ethan winters #resident evil 8 #resident evil village #re8 #incorrect resident evil quotes #re8 incorrect quotes #resident evil incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #karl heisenberg #heisenwinters #wintersberg

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Karl: Okay, we all need to stop saying ‘butthurt’ we’re not twelve

Donna: You sound fannytroubled

Alcina: A little bootybothered if you ask me

Ethan: someone’s having a tushytantrum

Karl: Winters? You too?!

#gdi my queue ran out #oops #resident evil 8 #resident evil village #re8 #incorrect resident evil quotes #re8 incorrect quotes #resident evil incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #ethan winters #karl heisenberg #alcina dimitrescu #donna beneviento

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Chris: and I brought you myrrh-

Ethan: thank you!

Chris: *pulls out a gun and shoots Mia 20 times in the chest* MYRRH-DER!

Ethan: *gentle, sassy, gasp* Chris, NO-

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Ethan, face down on the floor: I’m just- I’m just gonna lay here for a bit.

Mia:

Ethan: if the smell of death and mold becomes too much, go dump me in the lake

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Ethan: I’m burning through the sky, yeah

Mia: Ethan, your jacket-

Ethan: Two hundred degrees, that’s why they called me Mr. Fahrenheit

Mia: Ethan! You’re on fire!

Ethan: Who’s ethan? I’m mr. fahrenheit

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Ethan: I'm what the Romanians would call a "vile, ill tempered, and thoroughly wretched tiny little creature".

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Mia: why are there little handprints all over the house?

Ethan, turning to Rosemary: Rose, why are there little handprints all over the house?

Rose: because I have little hands.

Ethan, turning back to Mia: because she has little hands.

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Karl: *about to do something stupid* I'm so doing this and neither you, Miranda or even god himself can stop me.

Alcina: ...

Alcina: *takes her phone out and starts tapping on it*

Karl:

Karl: *nervously* Super-sized bitch, what are you doing?

Alcina:

Karl: *starting to sweat* What the hell did you do, Alcina?

Alcina:

Ethan, suddenly appearing from another room: KARL HEISENBERG

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Ethan: I hate you

Karl, in his head: enemies to lovers, slowburn, angst with happy ending, 300k+ words

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