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Hey.

Can anyone give me some alternative words to alright because apparently I use them to much and it doesn’t give off the vibe I want it to

Like when I say alright I mean yes it’s actually going good but everyone interprets it as oh she’s not doing so good. Like... how else do I express myself...?

Anyway yes... Lemony Snicket would never have this problem...

#yea #sorry #I just do t know how to speak like a normal human #this is why I don’t belong in the VFD #cuz all I say is yea I’m alright I’m good #I have no other worlds #words #I also apparently say sorry too much but that’s a story for another time #also sorry I’ve been gone for so long been settling into uni #lemony snicket #asoue

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Imagine if Olaf actually got the fortune...

What was he planning on spending it on cuz man he would have been richy rich rich

#asoue #count olaf #I wouldn’t even know what to do with it #I’d just keep it to look at #😅 #I wonder what his plans were #I don’t remember him saying what he wanted to do with it #unless I’m forgetting #who knows #🤷‍♀️ #a series of unfortunate events

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I thought it’d be really fun to make a story over text but it was very difficult has numerous spelling and grammar mistakes and I can’t be asked to change them cuz I’ll have to restart the whole thing. Also I can’t post it on any fic website so it’s going here. I spent way to much time on this so it’s getting posted even if it’s not great.

Enjoy... maybe... (this is only half of it).

So the texting takes place after the opera night. Lemony and Beatrice have just parted ways.

I was going to do a lot more but I might just do one more part depending on my motivation.

(I do apologies for my terrible English skills.)

#asoue #lemony snicket #beatrice baudelaire #lemony x Beatrice #Jacques x Jerome #kit x olaf #J and J are now broken up #K and O are now broken up #L and B are about to break up #oh it’s all so very sad #😅🙁😢😭 #fic #a series of unfortunate events

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Yess. The dream team. Or scully just accidentally winning like “oh this was being used for the heist... and it’s now midnight... guess I’m the winner.” Everyone wouldn’t know what to think. Sorry I rebloged this to the wrong account

I wonder if we are going to get a Halloween heist this year...?

Because Rosa, Jake And Hitchcock aren’t at the prescient anymore

The hope of Kevin winning has gone out the window unless they use it as a way to get out dads back together... the renewal episode is just the Halloween heist , they did say it was a high stake case...

They can’t do one can they unless they don’t do it at the prescient and do it in the streets of New York or at one of their homes. Ooo I like that idea very much.

Maybe it could be the final.

I might have to elaborate on this post if I get the time and brain cells. I have some many theory’s that I want to be true.

I just really hope there is one seen as it’s the final season.

#b99 #loving all these ideas #one of them needs to be true #fingers crossed #I mean Charles will probs win cuz he’s the only main character who hasn’t #but I love all these other ideas too #kevin is going to make the 99 look like idiots #yess this would be amazing #imagine the reaction of holt when he reveals the plan #yess #kevin cozner #norm scully #charles boyle #brooklyn 99 #brooklyn nine nine

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Quigely: Whaddya call a fish with no eyes?

Klaus, not looking up: Myxine Circifrons

Quigely:

Quigely: Fsh

#asoue #quigely quagmire #klaus baudelaire #idk why #I just thought it was funny and in character #maybe... yea... #a series of unfortunate events

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Kit: Is something burning

Olaf: Just my love for you

Kit: Olaf, that house is on fire

#asoue #kit snicket #count olaf #kit x olaf #I know this isn’t the correct quote #I changed it slightly to fit #soz #a series of unfortunate events

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Remember when I had creative ideas... yea me neither... 😅 (/j /lh)

#my tag list is slowly dying #I need to start posting more before they all disappear #there used to be loads and slowly they are disappearing #it’s almost like I can’t think of anything interesting or funny to post #fingers crossed I can think of something #or else good bye tag section of this page

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Just watched the season 8 trailer for Brooklyn 99 and I’ve gotta ask.

Is there any way possible to watch it if you don’t live in the USA because I’m not gonna make it until then...

I just gots to know what happens. I’ve gots to.

Thank you.

#b99 #this is my sideblog #if anyone knows it would be much appreciated #thanks #season 8 #jake peralta #amy santiago #rosa diaz #charles boyle #terry jeffords #ray holt #gina linetti #brooklyn nine nine

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Larry trying many tactics to get Olivia x Jacquelyn together because to him these two would be perfect.

Jacques almost hitting her with his taxi and getting the girl.

Larry: DO I MEAN NOTHING TO YOU.

#asoue #Jacquelyn x Olivia #jacques x olivia #larry your waiter #I know Larry #:( #jacquelyn scieszka #olivia caliban #jacques snicket #taa #tee #idk what this is but yes #a series of unfortunate events

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If the other characters narrated asoue instead of Lemony: part 3.

Beatrice - would tell us the TRUTH and I need to know the TRUTH. We would finally know exactly what happens at the opera night and mask ball and I need that. And we’d learn more about hers and Lemonys and Bertram’s relationships. She would not rest until her children are back with her.

Bertram - would avenge himself for not being mentioned at all in the Netflix series by telling us all about his life. We’d love him by the end. How dare you keep him from us Netflix (I joke). Bertram wouldn’t rest either until his children were back with him.

Quagmire parents - would be factual and to the point and would tell us everything we need to know about the Baudelaires and Quagmries. That’s just how I see them... I could be wrong. We’d also find out why the children never met before the unfortunate events.

MWBBNH WWHBNB - we would all be turned into criminal masterminds who would all want to burn VFD to the grounds. They would tell us how evil they and everyone in VFD was and we’d see them manipulating Justice into believing they are good. They don’t care about the Baudelaires. But neither would we if we were watching their version. We’d just want the money.

Carmelita - we’d all be shouted at if we didn’t understand what she was talking about. She’d call us cakesnifferes and tell us the Baudelaires are cakesniffers. We may actually want to look away. We’d learn nothing and she’d just talk about why she is so adorable. The only thing we may learn is we’d find out more about her time with Olaf and Esme.

Nero - we’d be attending a violin recital and learn nothing about the Baudelaires. We’d have to give him candy all the time too.

Mr Poe - oh this would be interesting. We’d all believe the Baudelaires are making everything up. We’d also think Mr Poe is the smartest man around. We’d find out more about his cough and his part to play in the events. But in this version we’d love him and think the Baudelaires are stupid.

Fiona - At best we’d learn a lot more about the Medusa Mycilum and her relationship with the Baudelaires and Quagmires. And a lot about Fernald and how good he was (and still is). Oh so we might learn about Fernald and Olaf’s friendship before the schism so that’d be interesting to learn.

HPOIG - They have a similar vibe to Lemony but would be less melancholy and more philosophical. We’d love them. They would have looked after the children if he had the chance. They would have taught the children so much and they might actually be happy.

White Faced Women - they’d both talk about how much they love Olaf. However by the end of the story we’d find out they did care about the Baudelaires and would have looked after them if it weren’t for Olaf. We’d also learn more about their parents and sister and the fire and how VFD has affected their lives both knowingly and unknowingly.

Bald Man - we’d find out why he went bald for one thing. We’d also learn why he has a crush on Esme and we’d be routing for them both. Bald Man and Esme would be the new Lemony and Beatrice. Every episode would start with to Esme - and some cheesey line he comes up with. Nowhere near as good as Lemonys but still from the heart.

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Last one I promise... unless i can think of anyone else

#asoue #I got bored so I made another part for this #so enjoy.... #narration #beatrice baudelaire #bertram baudelaire #the quagmire parents #the man with beard but no hair #the woman with hair but no beard #carmelita spats #vice principal nero #mr poe #HPoIG #white faced women #bald man #a series of unfortunate events

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I’ve made another side blog because I wanted everything to be organised.

So yea. It’s a Brooklyn 99 blog because I am loving the show a lot. I mean obviously u can tell by looking at it but yea 😅

Just thought I’d announce that I have created it 🤷‍♀️ @terry-loves-yogurt @bingpot-hotdamn

Imma still post on here though, just been mega busy lately :))

#new blog #I guess it’s exciting... #b99 #brooklyn nine nine #terry-loves-yogurt #edit #it’s no longer terry-loves-yogurt #it’s now #bingpot-hotdamn

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the post vs what i put in the tags.

#this is so me #on other news I’ve watched b99 and love it #still deciding if I should make this account a multi fandom or not #this is just an example of how I waffle in the tags #(sorry) #but b99 is brilliant

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Okay but like, AU where Jacques is the taxi driver in the Wide Window

#asoue #yes yes yes #me and my sister have wanted this since we first watched it #I need this to be canon #but this would also be great as an au #it’s a bril idea #jacques snicket #taxi #tww #a series of unfortunate events

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I don’t know but I might turn this account into a multi fandom.

Just cuz I could make more accounts but that seems a lot for my brain to process. I barely post on my second account because I forget about it.

But idk cuz I like to have subject specific accounts as well. Like I love organisation and having different accounts for different topics does sound sorta appealing.

Kinda want to post about other things but idk how I should proceed...

I’ll make a decision one day :)

Thank you for reading my thought process 😅

#multi fandom #or subject specific #idk #I can’t make a choice #I don’t know what to do #arrgghh #dw I’ll figure it out one day

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Klaus reading books with death in: I don’t really understand why everyone is so upset about others dying, it’s natural.

Klaus when his parents die: ok I get it... my books, I’ll never get to read you ever again. You all burnt. Noooooo.

Violet: Klaus, parents, dead

Klaus: Violet, books, burnt

“Klaus looked at all the books and was saddened by the fact he’d never get to read them all”. The quote was something like that from the book. I don’t fully remember but Klaus, parents, dead.

#asoue #violet baudelaire #klaus baudelaire #books #tbb #this is how I summarise klaus thought process in the first section of the first book #so yes... #I don’t know what this is #I got bored #so her you go #... #a series of unfortunate events

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Pretend it’s still May 13th

Olivia: Jacques... you know how we’re married now

Jacques: Yes love...

Olivia: Ok, so, I just feel like I should be allowed to ask you, questions

Jacques: Ok...

Olivia: So I was talking to Kit and...

Jacques: She told you about May 13th

Olivia: Bingo

Jacques: It was a great costume.... I make a good cow.

Olivia: And this is why I love you so much.

Jacques: I love you too... when did Kit tell you?

Olivia: She basically said it ten seconds after meeting me. I mentioned your name and she went on to tell me how you escaped our enemies by pretending to be a cow. It was hilarious. I just... I didn’t believe her...

Jacques: That’s VFD for you

Olivia: What have I signed up for

Jacques: A life time of happiness with me, your cow

Olivia: This is weird...

Jacques: You love me really

Olivia: Fine

#asoue #jacques snicket #olivia caliban #May 13th #cow disguise day #I’m late #but oh well #I’m channeling my inner esme and being fashionable late /j #😅 #🐮🐄 #jacques x olivia #I’m sorry I made this Jacques x Olivia themed... they’re my fav ship... #a series of unfortunate events

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Man. Been so busy today that I missed Jacques Snicket cow day. Another special day have missed /lh. Also I have aged another year so that could be why I have been missing...

Imma post a little thing I made about Jacques special day tomorrow because I wanna be fashionable late /j (but yes) anyway hope you enjoyed cow day 🐄 🐮

#asoue #jacques snicket #cow day #May 13th #I’m also old now 😅 #a series of unfortunate events