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obiwan, talking to the council: i like to think i have super brilliant padawans!

anakin rushing in: I STAPLED MY FINGER

obiwan, monotone: i take back my prior statement.

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i did this with obx2!

i think my gameplan is this. when obx3 comes out i will turn every critical thinking braincell i have off, binge it frantically, throw all my complaints about how bad it is at the besties & immediately forget everything that happened. i will then rewatch season 1,

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anakin, texting ahsoka: tell rex im gonna miss the shuttle back

ahsoka: wait what why?

anakin: they kidnapped me LMAO

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anakin: ..ahsokaaa

ahsoka: what

anakin: are you awakeeee

ahsoka: who the fuck do you think said “what”

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I LOVE THIS OMG

☀️ 🏄‍♂️ boy best friends (romantic) 🏄‍♂️☀️

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obiwan, relieved: thank the gods you aren’t that stupid

anakin: that stupid?

obiwan: well you see, we’re all stupid in some ways but you’re stupid in a lot of ways

anakin: …

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ahsoka: so what did the paper say in your fortune cookie?

anakin: the WHAT in my WHAT??

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ahsoka: are you petty?

anakin: well i mean i once edited a wikipedia article to win an argument i was wrong about

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rex: treat spiders the way you want to be treated.

anakin: killed without hesitation.

rex: No.

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anakin: who wants a tarot reading!!

ahsoka: those are pokemon cards..

anakin: oh look! you got squirtle! my senses are telling me this card means to SHUT THE FUCK UP

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anakin, texting ahsoka: yo snips let obiwan know im gonna be late for dinner

ahsoka: bruh why

anakin: it appears i’ve been shot

ahsoka: WHAT THE FUCK?

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anakin: ice skating and going on the half of the rink he isnt supposed to be on so he can lean on the wall

obiwan: anakin there are lessons for 4 year olds over there..

anakin: i dont care.

5 minutes later

instructor: um hello why are you over here-

anakin: dont fUCKING WORRY ABOUT IT

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anakin: *sets the kitchen on fire* FUCK NOT AGAIN

ahsoka: WHERE IS THE RESPONSIBLE ADULT

fives: HES SLEEPING ON THE COUCH

anakin: gimme that bucket of water, i have a solution

anakin, dumping the water on obiwan:

WAKE UP THE KITCHENS ON FIRE AGAIN

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anakin: hey obiwan

obi-wan: hey an- WHAT IN THE BLAZES??!

anakin: oh! i got a new piercing! do you like it?

obi-wan: THERE IS A KNIFE PROTRUDING FROM YOUR ABDOMEN

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john b: *screams*

jj: *sscreams louder to establish dominance*

pope: should we do something?

kiara: no, i want to see who wins.

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jj: self care is actually getting into fights with kooks in dark alleys

pope: no, self care is stuff like taking a bubble bath, or putting on a lot of makeup if you like it, or taking a nice warm nap!

john b: self care is the burning heat when rage washes over you!! self care is when you feel the bones crack under your powerful fists!! self care is the fear in your enemies’ eyes!!!

kiara: lmao self care is taking your birthday cake just so i can eat the frosting

jj: if you touch my birthday cake i’ll make you eat your hands.

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jj is cooking

john b: any chance that’s for me?

jj: it’s for pope. i’m planning on making some bad choices tonight, and i need him on my side.

kiara: i never realized the forethought that went into being a disappointment.

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