they call me tv show because I have episodes. they call me comic book because I have issues
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tumblr.com has 2 sides, i love both of them
i want someone to tease me by casually putting their fingers in my mouth, just playing with my tongue and making me gag a little until i’m drooling and begging for more
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carlos pls free him
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No but I feel so emotional for Carlos. He lost his seat despite his consistent delivery. He's shown his skill and talent only to get dismissed and for people to shit on him just cause he refuses to be a doormat. He is the only non-Red Bull driver to win in over a whole season. His seat situation is still unknown for next season. And no matter how much people want to pretend he isn't talented, he really fucking is.
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Anyways my favorite comment about today’s race absolutely goes to this:
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ppl in the age of cell phones: fucking up their necks
ppl in the age of books: fucking up their necks
ppl in the age of textile art: fucking up their necks
ppl in the age of picking lice: fucking up their necks
ppl in the age of cooking: fucking up their necks
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I suffer from a lack of headpats.
It may become terminal if not treated soon.
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reblog to headpat the one you reblogued from!!
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Unreliable narrator that pretends that everything turned out the way he planned just to cope with the regret of what he had done.
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rip oscar wilde you would’ve gone fucking insane over saltburn
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Also. All these bitches on tiktok who hyped it up to be the most shocking film ever seen are weak as fuck. Getting naked in the pouring rain and fucking the fresh grave of your deceased best friend/homoerotic idol is the tumblr girl's bread and butter
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To anyone who was suicidal at age 14 or younger, here’s your permission to grieve. Here’s your permission to not joke about it or just flat out ignore it. Here’s your permission to acknowledge that lost child who felt way more pain than any child should ever feel. You’re allowed to cry for that child, whether you healed or are still suffering the same thoughts. Finally allow yourself to grieve for that child filled with undeserved hurt.
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i love to 👍 i'm a thumbs-upper in real life and online
peak of simplistic silent communication to me
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life has become so much better since deciding to consume media with unbridled joy. i don’t care if people think it’s cringe, i don’t care if there are flaws. i can simultaneously acknowledge these faults while loving and consuming media that brings me joy.
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"Not everything is gay" babe youre saying this on the wrong platform. Everything is kinda gay on Tumblr.
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