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I'm seeing some idiots on here.

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Finally got payday 2 to fucking function again.

Leech is fucking broken. Though that'll be fixed very soon. I hope in the patch they fix the permanently closed doors in Counterfeit.

With leech, I legit just beat Goat Sim on DSOD.

#payday 2 #Leech #counterfeit #goat simulator

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All these gun mods and I settled for a revolver shotgun that I can turn into a pistol.

#payday 2 #mods

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Chinapuff is more for quick firing without constantly having to reload after you missed a shot.

If you go for the revive whilst the person is surrounded by enemies, how about you don't.

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If you wanna get real crazy, try learning what Body Expertise does and equip the Improved Combined Tactical Vest with an LMG (typically the ksp) and the China Puff, running Stoic.

If you go for the revive whilst the person is surrounded by enemies, how about you don't.

#payday 2 #stoic

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Jimmy you're a coke man.

Joy: Damn I did not processes anything Dallas said during pre-planning, my adhd must be acting up again.

Jimmy: Have you tried micro-dosing meth? Just remember to not drink grapefruit juice while your doing it!

#payday 2 #jimmy

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I think in payday the heist, the gl40 from the wolf pack provided some wall destruction for extra escape routes.

Payday 2 realism #3:

Using explosives in a building would actually cause some collateral destruction.

Use IED's to add some spice to the heist and gain extra points since the insurance coverage is not your problem!

#payday the heist

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My only gripe with the modern era of Payday 2 is the fact that the builds are meant for like "see how far you can go by yourself, and occasionally help your teammates" and not like Left 4 Dead 2's "stick together, or die miserably". The old days of Payday 2 certainly had that, but as the skills and weapons were reworked over the years, teamwork sizzled out for the current aim.

If you go for the revive whilst the person is surrounded by enemies, how about you don't.

#payday 2 #why does it have to be like this

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Lol just use inspire aced 4Head

If you go for the revive whilst the person is surrounded by enemies, how about you don't.

[an-adorable-stray-cat]

You have to tell them that shit? WHAT ARE THEY? YOU TREAT THEM LIKE BABIES?!

"Vlad, I demand an explanation as to WHY your so-called 'friends' invaded the Black Cat."

"Why the fack should I even tell you? You already fackin' know, you son of a whore!"

"Vlad, I know why. I want to hear it from you."

"I did it to get back at your facking gang for tying my ass up in a shiddy crate for 2 months for no reason!"

"But there was...a reason."

"Yeah!? Then facking say it, you-you, you you flatfaced puta!"

"I did it to see if I could test my strength against the Payday Gang. And reviewing my footage...I see I can absolutely."

"You want to fight them? You want to fight ME?! I'LL KICK YOUR FACKING ASS YOU DAMN CLOWN!" *SLAM!*

#payday 2 #vlad kosak

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Well if I can't get a mod for facial movement, then I'll fill the void with WEAPON AND GADGET AND ATTACHMENT MODS!

#payday 2 #modding

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I've been told that this is not possible on the Diesel engine.

I would kill for a mod that gives facial expressions to the different characters so that they aren't such soulless creatures.

Sokol screaming, gangsters and cops showing pain while poisoned/tased, enemies showing pain when injured, I want it so badly.

Like a source game, yknow?

#payday 2 #damn

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When a bug becomes canon.

Not a joke, the effects from the Golly fight were supposed to go away after the fight.

Since Inscryption’s ARG revealed that p03′s ‘Great Transcendence’ WAS actually successful, I couldn’t help but wonder how that happened considering it got pretty explicitly interrupted.

But there IS an explanation that works, even taking into account the fact that Leshy breaks his neck like a pretzel stick.

Golly finished uploading it during the credits! I guess they never DID disconnect her from the web.

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Nah you found the world where people show genuine concern for someone with anorexia.

Things I find out at 2 am. PayDay2 (I don’t even play that game) has some really cool female character designs for games, and a fan even made a mod for one of them *adding*body fat. Did I find the mirror universe of gamer culture?

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I would kill for a mod that gives facial expressions to the different characters so that they aren't such soulless creatures.

Sokol screaming, gangsters and cops showing pain while poisoned/tased, enemies showing pain when injured, I want it so badly.

Like a source game, yknow?

#payday 2 #sokol

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The beauty of trip mines shines in this heist.

I hate breakin feds

#payday 2 #breakin feds #trip mines

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Just went to my local gym dressed as Jacket. Sadly it was just me at the gym but I enjoyed myself.

#payday 2 #hotline miami #jacket