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"the 5th celebrity you have saved on your phone -" you and i live in vastly different worlds

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Customer: THIS IS MY LEGAL FIRST NAME DMV: PULLED FOR HOE, THIS IS HIS REAL FIRST NAME Verdict: DENIED

#god dammit

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whenever i say “screaming crying throwing up” this is what i mean

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#Apollo what are you doing with the dodgeball

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Huge fan of when my speech patterns rub off on people enjoy when thay happens

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T Swift: (on phone) Attorney General James thinks herself ascendant... her gain is ultimately our loss. I want you to make it explicitly clear to every judge on that little fucking Appellate Division bench that it is within their legitimate best interest to reduce the bond payment. Don't call me again until this is done.

The apple vision strapped to Travis's face beaming directly into his eyes for the third hour that day while he's tied to a chair and gagged 12 feet away:

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Flag of the Soviet Union if it were bought to you by viewers like you

from /r/vexillologycirclejerk Top comment: Thank you

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#video #it's so chill

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moving fast! snoopy expressive stickers by SNOOPY

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all the new god portraits (so far) in hades 2 !!!

#SCREECHINGN AND SQUEALING AND CUMMING HONESTLY #hades game #hades 2 #hades

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fuck w me

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Yeah man let me open wayneradiotv on google maps

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ran out of dog poop bags at the park and the only other dog + owner in sight was this microbully wearing pajamas so i asked the guy for some and he said he didnt have any. and i was 2 seconds from saying "ok your little homonculus doesnt shit??"