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Hallo! My name is Tesla. I am a 'Graybot', as us machines are dubbed by some. I wander around Dustbowl and 2Fort and various other places. [ PLEASE LOOK AT THE 'IMPORTANT' TAB ] [ M!A: n/a ]
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ametalmerc-blog · 6 years ago
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nvm
the lag from phone -> streaming was really bad and my phone was low on RAM
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ametalmerc-blog · 6 years ago
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im livestreaming iphone games
also yeah sorry ive been on korosensei this whole time
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"Nerufu... Sorry about that."
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ametalmerc-blog · 6 years ago
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ok but why do y'all make fun of people who wont marathon movies/tv shows like cmon some people dont have attention spans like you do 
like i also get kinda bored of the EXACT SAME THING for hours straight 
i have problems watching movies that're over 2 hours because i get all twitchy and i wanna do something else and part of it is because i dont look at my phone or anything while watching because i dont like to miss things :(
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ametalmerc-blog · 6 years ago
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magic anons
male characters: you get to be a dinosaur for 2 days or something
female characters: bigger tits or gtfo
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ametalmerc-blog · 6 years ago
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"I zhink it might be a rock or somezhing - it's pretty solid..."
It definitely wouldn't be Xavier - he was too large to fit in there, and he always avoided major joints.
Goodness! There's alotta new faces ta greet!
"Hmmm…" 
Gingerly, she touched his arm- her fingers pressing lightly against the metal. "You may be right ‘bout t’e blockage," Delilah cooed, replacing the wrench she had taken out with a screwdriver.
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ametalmerc-blog · 6 years ago
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"Und a pleasure to meet you as vell!"
Had he the ability to smile, he would have.
"I zhink zhere's definitely a missing chain or strip of some sort, or maybe just a blockage."
Goodness! There's alotta new faces ta greet!
"Telsa… What a nice name."
The Engineer said this with a gentle chuckle- her bright green eyes looking over the other’s arm, before she continued to speak. "T’e name’s Delilah Tanner- it’s a pleasure ta meet’cha!"
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ametalmerc-blog · 6 years ago
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The Signs as MLG Parodies
( Epilepsy and Loudness warnings on all of them. )
Aries: HOW TO DO HOMEWORK: AN MLG TUTORIAL Taurus: HOW TO SNAPBACK [EDGY] Gemini: MLG Mario Cancer: mlg teletubbies Leo: HOME ALONE: MLG VERSION Virgo: MLG STRANGER DANGER Libra: MLG Spelling Scorpio: MLG Guide to the Internet Sagittarius: HOW TO SIT: AN MLG TUTORIAL Capricorn: MLG Pokemon Aquarius: Steven MLG Hawking Pisces: EBOLA QUICKSCOPES THE WORLD
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ametalmerc-blog · 6 years ago
"a-ah, not much. I guess I just got a bit lost vhile looking for somevon else. Zhat's pretty much it. Zheir handwriting isn't very clear, even for a robot."
"Ah, hallo?"
The medic turned around as he heard a rather metallic, German voice. “Who’s zhere?” He didn’t sound on edge or alert. More like annoyed and ready to fight, if need be.
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ametalmerc-blog · 6 years ago
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"You can call me Tesla!"
He wheeled happily over to the Engineer.
"Vhat's yours?"
Goodness! There's alotta new faces ta greet!
"No, I don’t mind at all!"
She motioned for the bot to come to her with one hand, while the other was busy digging through an already opened drawer.
"What’s yer name, by the way?"
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ametalmerc-blog · 6 years ago
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"Guess s' just whatcha made of. I don' like th'kind that're into that thing for nobody else's benefit. Sure, y'can see if y'can put a scout togetha wit' a squirrel, but we don' need 'em anymore annoyin' than they already are."
A sigh came from the Texan.
He held out a hand quite expectantly now that the Engineer had gotten there. It was quick enough that he was still kneeling. No longer was he catching his breath but calmly suveilling around the field until the knees of his pants were wet from the dampening fog.
But he bared a  canine in a laugh to the little Engineer’s ramblings. He was reminiscent of a R.E.D. Medic he’d met once in a tunnel before he’d let him suffocate. “It’s quite easy actually,” he quirked his brows up viciously.
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ametalmerc-blog · 6 years ago
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hey who tagged me ]]
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ametalmerc-blog · 6 years ago
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dedicated to my dad who said, after watching big hero 6, that movies like ‘that’ aren’t as emotianlly as engaging as movies set in nature, like pocohontas
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I Robot
Wall-e
Chappie (2015)
Frank and Robot
Metropolis (2001)
The Iron Giant (I am so sorry)
Big Hero Six
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ametalmerc-blog · 6 years ago
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The Engi, running about as fast as his short porky legs could go (which wasn't very fast), carried on with assisting the medic in bringing pieces back.
It was about ten minutes before the Engi (Steve, was it?) finally showed.
"....Y'alright there, pardner? Lemme help ya outta there so we c'n get this thing back t'the shop. I guess I'd like t'have a lil' labmouse that's not really sentient. I feel bad experimentin' on things that've got a minda their own. I dunno how some of those mad scientists do it, really..."
And now it would probably be a half hour or the Texan blabbering on about science.
The best course of action was to stay by the robot and keep it safe from any prying. But before that, he was pulling with his underused, though formidable, muscles to turn the machine’s bulk around. Heels dug into the ground, and his chest swelled outwards. The air hit his lungs like cold shards of thin ice.
He puffed as the sod made the smell of gun powder mix with natural earth and Rademacher’s breath that hissed from between his teeth. There was a clanging thud. 
In this position facing him, it gave him more leverage away from an obscuring rock to drop to his knees with the robot’s head between his legs and dig. His large nose, pushed beneath the cover of his coat from the metalic smell as the Vita Saw quickly dug and bent. The screeching cut through Radeamcher’s hissing growls. When the jagged spaces yeilded him only enough space and a ragged wound, he plunged the Saw through the metal at an odd angled stab through where the Respawn chip was supposed to be. The parts weren’t going anywhere.
Now it was a struggle to get up.
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ametalmerc-blog · 6 years ago
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Vell. As zhey say, "Throwback Thursday."
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ametalmerc-blog · 6 years ago
The bot let out what could be classified as a relieved sigh, watching on as the doctor cleaned his devices.
"Ah, hallo?"
The medic turned around as he heard a rather metallic, German voice. “Who’s zhere?” He didn’t sound on edge or alert. More like annoyed and ready to fight, if need be.
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ametalmerc-blog · 6 years ago
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IM LAUGHIBG SO HARD ALL STAR BY SMASH MOUTH IS PLAYIBG ON THE RADIO BC IT WON THE THROWBACK THURSDAY POLL THIS WEEK
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ametalmerc-blog · 6 years ago
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damnit internet now every time i see a triangle i immediately hear the x files theme
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ametalmerc-blog · 6 years ago
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"Hallo!"
The bot cheerily waved back.
"A-ah, I've got a motor not working properly in my arm and, vell, I can't fix it because of zhat, ahah... Do you mind taking a look at it?"
Goodness! There's alotta new faces ta greet!
ametalmerc
She stood from her desk in a hurry- chair protesting the rush with a sharp squeal as it inched across the floor must faster than it should’ve.
"Greetin’s!" The Engineer beamed, hands slammed the against the desk eagerly- it was clear that she hadn’t had the opportunity to be social for at least a few hours, "What can I do ya fer? Need somethin’ fixed? I can fix it!"
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ametalmerc-blog · 6 years ago
If robots were able to sweat, there'd probably be rain coming right off of this bot's face. Nervousness levels at probably like 300% or something.
"Ah, hallo?"
The medic turned around as he heard a rather metallic, German voice. “Who’s zhere?” He didn’t sound on edge or alert. More like annoyed and ready to fight, if need be.
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