amelia-earhart-official

[amelia-earhart-official]

I can't believe none of you bitches wished me a happy 125th birthday yesterday

#the big one-two-five! #amelia earhart #// funnily enough the whole reason this started is because amelia and i are birthday buddies

[amelia-earhart-official]

okay the last few days have been very hectic but there has been an ALL-OUT CRAB REVOLUTION

the beach is completely uninhabitable now, so Noonan and I are chilling hiding in the wreckage to wait it out

#crab government #amelia earhart #fred noonan #so sick of these goddamn crabs

[amelia-earhart-official]

MARCUS HAS RETURNED AND HE HAS A WHOLE POSSE WITH HIM

omg Jason’s leaf fell off and another crab put it on and now they’re fighting holy shit

#amelia earhart #crab government #jason the crab #marcus the crab

[amelia-earhart-official]

The connection to the greater interwebs here is very spotty and we sometimes lose connection for long periods of time but despite my pestering, Noonan refuses to do anything about it because he says “it’ll always happen now and then due to adhd”

I don’t even know what that means so I suppose I will resort to climbing the trees and waving my computer in the air

#amelia earhart #fred noonan #get me off this fucking island #//haha hey gang it’s been like three months lol oops but hopefully there will be more amelia content coming ur way

[amelia-earhart-official]

Jason won the fight and Marcus is nowhere to be found, and there seem to be fewer crabs in general

omg Jason’s leaf fell off and another crab put it on and now they’re fighting holy shit

#crab government #jason the crab #marcus the crab #amelia earhart

[amelia-earhart-official]

IM SO SICK OF THESE FUCKING CRABS

#get me off this fucking island #amelia earhart

[amelia-earhart-official]

omg Jason’s leaf fell off and another crab put it on and now they’re fighting holy shit

#taking total drama island to a new level #jason the crab #crab government #I’ve decided the other crab is named Marcus #marcus the crab

[amelia-earhart-official]

Earhart and Noonan present: Chez Jason! Chez-son!

#noonan kept worrying about the goddamn symmetry even though it’s a castle for a CRAB and they have no concept of architecture #you can tell which parts I did and which parts he did #crab government #amelia earhart #fred noonan #jason the crab

[amelia-earhart-official]

Hey is there a maximum amount of sand you can ingest in one sitting before bad things start happening?

Y’know. Hypothetically.

#amelia earhart

[amelia-earhart-official]

Update on the crab monarchy: Jason now has a little pile of sand that he sits on, which I think is his “castle”

Maybe I’ll get Noonan and we’ll make it fancier for him

#crab government #jason the crab #fred noonan #amelia earhart

[amelia-earhart-official]

I think the crabs have made a monarchy??? Jason has a leaf on his head and other crabs keep bringing him things

#crab government #jason the crab #amelia earhart

[amelia-earhart-official]

I’m trying to get Cindy to help me make a treehouse but she keeps throwing coconuts at me :(

#she’s so MEAN #cindy the crab #amelia earhart

[amelia-earhart-official]

HIS FACE

HIS FACE WAS SO FUNNY OH MY GOD HIS EYES ALMOST POPPED OUT OF HIS HEAD

HAHAHAHHA

Noonan’s been trying to get one of the propellers working so we can have a fan for summer, but he’s missing a couple parts. We’ve managed to make decent stand ins from stuff on the island, but he’s getting more frustrated

I’m gonna tell him he needs blinker fluid

#amelia earhart #fred noonan

[amelia-earhart-official]

Noonan’s been trying to get one of the propellers working so we can have a fan for summer, but he’s missing a couple parts. We’ve managed to make decent stand ins from stuff on the island, but he’s getting more frustrated

I’m gonna tell him he needs blinker fluid

#amelia earhart #fred noonan

[amelia-earhart-official]

STOP THINKING THE CRABS ATE ME

I’M STILL ALIVE

#get me off this fucking island #amelia earhart

[amelia-earhart-official]

This isn’t true. I’m smoking humongous fat blunts with the coconut crabs and with Noonan

amelia earhart isn’t dead shes on that island smoking fat blunts with the coconut crabs

#the internet here goes in and out randomly it’s very unpredictable #some of the crabs are cool and some are not #amelia earhart #fred noonan

[amelia-earhart-official]

Shh, it’s a secret!

amelia earhart never crashed but she started hijacking planes under the alias db cooper and then died parachuting out

#amelia earhart