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For your consideration: Paul is the one who reads Percy to sleep

I like the idea that he sorta of... tricks him. Like, Paul is noticing Percy dealing with the after effects of war where he doesn’t sleep often and when he does it is usually only for a couple hours, but also Paul doesn’t want to overstep by pointing it out, so instead he uses Percy’s weak spot and enlists Estelle.

Paul: Hey, you want your brother to read the story with you?

Estelle: YES!

Percy: ...dick move considering my dyslexia, but sure.

Paul: Hm. Maybe I’ll read and you just lay there with her.

And highkey by page 4 they are both knocked out. It becomes a thing. Literally anytime Estelle is getting a bedtime story, Percy is dragged over. For fun, Paul always throws in classics bc Estelle likes her dad reading her ‘big kid stories’ and also he’s subtly trying to nerd Percy up where he can. Percy sees right through him, but secretly ends up liking Jane Austen so he doesn’t call him out.

Eventually, Estelle is learning how to read and she always insists on reading to Percy specifically. Percy also likes to mess with her and pretends like she’s teaching him.

Percy: what’s that word?

Estelle: Tiger.

Percy: Fascinating. How do you know?

Estelle: I look at the letters, silly.

Percy: what? Nobody told me that was how it worked!

And usually their little sessions knock them both within 20 minutes. Paul is proud af he’s found a hack to get both his 20-year-old stepson and 3-year-old daughter asleep in one go.

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i’m back with things i think will and nico would wear on a date that gets them kicked out or beat up

they show up like this. what do u do

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☀️💀solangelo💀☀️ for pride month

#solangelo #nico di angelo #will solace #nico x will #nico di angelo x will solace #pride #gay #gay couple #pride month #pjo #percy jackson #pjo fanart #solangelo fanart #nico di angelo fanart #nico fanart #will solace fanart #fanart #art

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somehow knowing that tumblr is being kept around mostly as a testing ground for advertisers and corporations doesn’t even make me feel that exploited, because every social media site is exploitive. but being basically lab rats to test shit on before it’s refined for use in polite society is by far the funniest possible way to be exploited.

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professors call it ‘constructive criticism’ you know what... it’s actually called being a hater

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the complaints about the diversity in bridgerton astound me. “simon was described with piercing blue eyes” “i love black people, but segregation wasnt lifted in england at this time, they would all still be slaves” “wouldnt mind the diversity, but its not historically accurate.” 

honey. you are saying these complaints as these character waltz to instrumental Bad Guy by billie eilish in dresses and suits that are colors that didnt even exist yet adorned with plastic sequins and glitter. historical accuracy was not their goal. just say youre racist and go.

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all the racists solemnly leaving my blog after i posted “if you think racism is good unfollow me right the freak now…”

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Sabrina Morningstar & her iconic wedding dress

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The obligatory "caos part 4 was a mess" rant:

I already said it but once again: romanticizing suicide

Eldritch terrors capable of destroying the universe and throwing everything into madness vs one narcissistic 16 year old

This season quickly turned into monster of the week show

Things happen and then have no consequences

Firstly choosing the maiden, mother and crone in the begining and then doing nothing with it (and I'm still mad about them worshipping hecate after killing circe- her literal daughter)

Secondly Marie giving Zelda the thingie to call her (him? them? I really don't want to misgender them but also have no idea what we were supposed to take from the reveal scene so...) But when Sabrina died Zelda didn't even try to summon Marie? Who is a literal death god? Okay then

The writers really don't know what to do with lilith huh? At first I had thought that she was being smart and lying to lucifer but nope she really killed and cooked the baby. Why? If you didn't want to have a plot with her being a mother (which would be kinda interesting since she's supposed to be the mother of demons) you shouldn't have written the plot with her being pregnent with her abuser! And then her going mad and hearing the baby crying? Boring, seen that plot a million times before. I have no clue what happened in the end. Is the monkey statue possessed by the ghost of Adam ?? No idea, writters clearly thought that watching a band badly cover queen songs was more important

Who rules hell now? If lilith then good for her (though last time that happened she wasn't accepted as queen by hell so...)

Since when death has any consequences in the sabrina universe? They have resurrection pit in their garden. They brought hilda back last season. Why not try and bring sabrina back?

Everyone in greendale has magical powers apparently. Remember when Theo could see ghosts? The writers sure as hell don't.

Using a dead octopus that was possesed by an Eldritch terror as a breathing mask

Stupid/awful things sabrina did: faking a supernatural emergency, meeting her other self after being expressly told it would have catastrophic consequences, trying to make a human out of wax to be a perfect boyfriend, giving the uninvited hope and trapping him (ok maybe she had to but I still felt really bad for him)

Did hell!sabrina die because of teeny tiny cuts on her face? Having an octopus in her stomach was fine but small cuts? Death

I hate it when characters laudly proclaim that they're "strong, proud feminists" and then do nothing to show it

Mary joins a cult that worships terrors that will destroy the world and still wears a cross (also why is she on board with anything that faustus says?)

Just bad. It was really bad.

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I keep telling kids at work they can read manga and watch anime for free online and they’re like “but that’s illegal” and I’m like. Trying to find a way to tell them that it doesn’t matter without being a bad influence

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Princesses don’t marry kitchen boys.

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i love aiura🥺🥺

#aiura #aiura mikoto #mikoto aiura #aiura tdosk #mikoto saiki #saiki #saiki k #the disastrous life of saiki k. #saiki kusuo #saiki no psi nan #saiki k fanart #saiki art #saiki fanart #kusou saiki #mikoto fanart #aiura fanart #art #fanart

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fuck ryo asuka all my homies hate ryo asuka. this is officially a ryo hate account >:=///

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im going to be honest i dont think its healthy for 13/14/15 year olds to be growing up on twitter and categorizing every aspect of their existence into an easily digestible bio or post that needs to be shared somehow

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“I’m gonna rewatch Devilman Crybaby” more like “I am need of therapy”

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So a while ago I made some ms paint drawings of devilman crybaby characters bc I was gonna do a summary powerpoint on the show but I never actually got around to it. Anyways here's my favorites

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