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"download the app to continue!" what if I kill you

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I’m sorry but I’ll never be able to see DJ khalid for anything other than refusing to eat pussy. that will always be his legacy to me

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i mean this from the bottom of my heart: no one is impressed by your loud ass car. actually we talked about it and we all want you dead.

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rich people are so boring. Private jets for intra-US travel? if i was a multimillionaire I’d have my own old timey gilded train car and take my sweet ass time going everywhere. sorry, you won’t see my ass for 5-7 business days while I’m going through the mountains with no cell service but a well paid private chef that specializes in gluten free cuisine, bye

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Wait, you people are still in love? You know Valentine's Day is over, right?

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having short-term memory is like. this book profoundly affected me. that show bared my soul. i don’t remember a single thing about it. but it did

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all human emotions can be found either in the mamma mia soundtrack or the hozier album

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google maps wrapped 2023

you confused your right and left 523 times

your most traveled-to destination was your own home

you said "girl shut the fuck up" to the voice giving directions every time it told you you'd made a wrong turn

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'you wouldn't pirate a-' i would steal anything from any company. anything in the world. i dont even want it i just hate you

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2023 recap!

you were tired and sleepy

lethargic even

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If a post doesn't apply to you it means the person who made it is excluding you on purpose. If someone makes a broad generalization in a tumblr post it means they know about your individual experiences and they're ignoring you deliberately because they hate you and want to make you mad. So if you see a post that doesn't factor in your personal perspective you should make sure to leave a comment of at least three paragraphs to make sure the op knows how deeply they have hurt you and how serious the matter truly is

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[ID: a screenshot of tags reading "#...edward cullen". End ID]

after we have sex i'm lying in your arms when i'm like "hey can i tell you something?" and you're like "sure" and you figure it's going to be a love confession or something like that, but then i grab your arms in a vice grip so tight my nails are digging into your skin and stare into your eyes with a haunted expression and say, with grave urgency and deadly seriousness, "i'm a bad person. i've done terrible things." then i go back to cuddling you like nothing ever happened

#Twilight

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idk about you but i’m a sucker for the we just had sex and it’s the morning after and i woke up to an empty bed and how could i be so stupid of course you left me alone but wait you’re in my kitchen cooking me breakfast and i’m so relieved trope

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Imma do this because I’m fucking bored.

What’s your url?

Now take away any and all numbers (1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,0), take away the letters F, Z, M, Q, L, H, B, T, P, E, A, Y, S, B, D, and X, take away all dashes (-),

What’s your new fucked up version of your url?

crustycreature

crucrur

#hi i'm wwor #put in tags

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to anyone experiencing long covid or post viral fatigue-

hi! i have me/cfs, which is basically your less specific older cousin. (ME dosent have to be caused by covid or any infection, and it has to last 6 months for a diagnosis, while long covid has to last one month)

if you don't have a doctor who knows about this stuff, its probable that nobody has told you the best treatment for this type of fatigue conditions-

REST

fucking sleep as much as humanly possible and listen to your body. there is no approved treatment for the condition, but one thing that mayoclinic, nice, cleveland clinic, the cdc, the nih, and every major me/cfs advocacy group agree on is PACING, aka, not pushing your limits.

there's EXTENSIVE RESEARCH showing that pushing yourself is bad with these conditions, and the concept that increasing exercise helps was based on one study that has been thoroughly disproved.

in fact, exercise as therapy is more often than not actively harmful for me/cfs, and me/cfs experts have suggested that the same is true for long covid- and that pushing yoruself in this way increases your chances of it developing into a long term disabiltiy. (1) (2)

so please, if you want to get better, rest.