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alkimara · 7 days
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Breaking Bad could easily have an episode where Walter touches a crystal and it makes him seperate into multicolored different parts of his personality and Jesse has to try and put them back together
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alkimara · 7 days
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changing should never be shameful
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alkimara · 7 days
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Like, a diagnosis is a tool. How much it helps or hurts depends on how it's used. You're going to have more control over how it's used as an independent adult than a child or an adult who is more dependent on others. Even when it's controlled by others, the chances that they will do good things with it increase with more widespread understanding and available services based on that understanding. Your liberating adult autism diagnosis that helped you accept yourself now is likely not at all the experience that your early diagnosed peer got. The same system that missed you has also massively mistreated those it picked up on.
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this is my doomed yaoi / doomed yuri dissertation. if you know you know. if not too bad, this was for me.
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alkimara · 11 days
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Charlie: So… I’ve seen you’ve been spending a lot of time with Husk recently... Angel: No, Charlie, it's not what it looks like, I swear! Charlie: Oh really? So no reason for me to be jealous? Angel: No! You’re the only one for me! Charlie: Is that so? Angel: I promise! Husk and I are just dating, okay? Charlie: So... there are no best-friends-feelings involved? Angel: You're still my one and only best friend! He’s jus' the love of my life, that’s it! Charlie: But I’m still the platonic love of your life, right? Angel: Of course ya are, toots! Charlie: YAY!! Husk: What the-
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alkimara · 12 days
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alkimara · 12 days
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whenever i'm trying to talk myself out of buying something i don't need i always hear my old russian professor's voice echoing in my head: "WHAT??? WILL YOU DIE THE RICHEST MAN IN THE GRAVEYARD?" and then i make an unwise financial decision
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alkimara · 12 days
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alkimara · 12 days
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everyone talks about one-hit wonders, but no one seems to think about two-hit wonders. neon trees released “everybody talks” and “animals” and then fucked off forever. LMFAO released “party rock” and “sexy and i know it” and then apologized and left the radio. many such cases, all of which are deeply fascinating to me
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alkimara · 12 days
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DIE 257
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alkimara · 12 days
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recent observation: kazuma's armband is loose on ryunosuke in all his sprite animations, because kazuma is more muscular than he is......the level of detail in this game is INSANE.
but beyond that, i also wanna point out that the armband is noticeably adjustable:
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he keeps it as kazuma's size by choice.....i'm so normal
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alkimara · 12 days
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Trying out some new digital brushes... Steven "summon the suit" Grant
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alkimara · 17 days
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Some D&D party is out there playing the coolest campaign ever.
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alkimara · 17 days
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💎 𝗡𝗲𝘄 𝗶𝘁𝗲𝗺! Fragments of Chaos Wondrous item, very rare ___
When found, this necklace has 1d3 + 2 glass beads hanging from it. Each bead contains a small amount of energy from the plane of chaos. While wearing the necklace, you can use an action to wrench off one of the beads and throw it at a point that you can see within 60 feet of you. The bead shatters upon impact, and a random effect occurs, centered at that point. Each time you throw a bead, roll a d8 and use the table below to determine what effect occurs (save DC 16).
| 1d8  | Effect | — | 1    | A dense thicket of trees erupts from the ground in a 20-foot-radius circle. Each creature within the area must succeed on a Dexterity saving throw or be lifted 60 feet in the air, up to the space available, as the trees ensnare it and lift it up. Medium and smaller creatures can squeeze between the trees in the thicket; such a creature also has three quarters cover against ranged attacks. The trees vanish after 1 hour. | | 2    | Shards of volcanic glass explode from the point, slicing and burning creatures within 20 feet of the point. Any creature within the area must make a Dexterity saving throw. A creature takes 5d8 slashing damage and 5d8 fire damage on a failed save, or half as much damage on a successful one. | | 3    | A roiling whirlpool replaces the ground in a 20-foot-radius circle. The whirlpool creates its own extradimensional space that’s 100 feet deep. Creatures within the area when it appears or who enter it for the first time on their turns must make a Strength saving throw. On a failed save, a creature is pulled 10 feet towards the center of the pool and 20 feet down, pulling it towards the bottom of the pool. The area of the whirlpool is also considered difficult terrain, even for creatures that have a swimming speed. The whirlpool rages for 1 hour, after which time the ground returns to normal. Any creatures within the whirlpool when it ends are shunted back to the nearest unoccupied space on the ground. | | 4    | Lightning strikes out from the…
… Continued in the comment below! ___
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alkimara · 17 days
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Oak father preserve you 💚🌿
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alkimara · 17 days
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I did it! After 4 weeks of doodling, noodling, and caboodling... I finished The Guild.
It's 11x30 inches and I had SUCH a good time making it.
If you'd like to follow along on the adventure... there's a playlist on my Youtube Channel.
I'm working on getting posters made. I'll keep you all updated on that.
Thank you again for being a part of the production of this painting.
Sending Big Hugs from the Hobbit Hole. ♥♥♥
Scott
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alkimara · 26 days
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The difference in saturation between my laptop and tablet brings me physical pain...
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