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General headcanons of Shan Yu with his absolutely metal toddler.

• The metal toddler is not Shan Yu's first child but the toddler is the heir to the Hun army (clarification: metal toddler kid is gender neutral)

• Shan Yu taught his kind how to hold a small dagger and fucking throw it with strength to at least hit a close target before this kid was able to walk

• Half of Shan Yu's men fear the toddler and keep them distance. The women also fear the toddler but some of them (the grannies who've survive shit) either cuddle the toddler or treat them as a young warrior

• There is no doubt in my mind that the toddler has an army of raccoons from the forest. Like, with this toddler leading raccoons, a whole village will loose theircrops and supplies without ever knowing

•Apart from being groomed to be a warrior and a leader, the toddler has lots of fun. They mostly play with animals rather than the other children, like Hayabusa, the bisons, chickens, the pigs, any animal from the village

• The toddler likes it when Shan Yu tells war stories or any kind of stories

• Hayabusa and the fodder can be a menace to Shan Yu's men when they feel like getting on the men's nerves. Shan Yo always catches them and glares at them

• Shan You is proud of his toddler, though, and teaches them everything they need to know

#disney #disney villain #disney villains #shan yu's kid #shan yu #the hun army #hayabusa #mulan #disney headcanons #metal toddler #metal toddler is gender neutral #general headcanons #headcanons #request #ask

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The henchmen (any of your choice) reacting to their masters and the master's s/o having children.

Iago

Jealous AF!

He’s used to being the ‘baby’ of Jafar and his s/o and now everything is ripped from him by an actual baby!

Iago is sorta mean to the baby, like taking their toys away when the baby makes too much noise, mock-crying with them as a taunt, venting out to the baby, nothing serious but he shows the baby he doesn’t like them

But one day, Iago saw a servant of the palace shouting at the baby and making their way to grab the baby. Jafar and his s/o were off attending duties and left the servant in charge of the baby but once Iago saw that, that was a NO-NO

He ripped the servant’s clothes, clawed them some, and even bit their nose and they ran out!

The baby stopped crying and bragged Iago and used him as a teddy bear to fall asleep

From then on, Iago is good with the baby, maybe a bit sarcastic and rude but that’s how he is

The Hyenas

(Not counting Nuka, Vitani and Kovu)

Ed sees Scar’s offsprings like little siblings. Will “baby-talk” with them when they are babies and by the time they are cubs, they’ll have established their own secret language which irks Scar and Shenzi

Ed also offers to babysit the cubs when Scar and his s/o have to be off somewhere, and Scar only lets him as long as Shenzi and Banzai watch over Ed. But surprisingly, Ed is a good babysitter, very attentive

Banzai is weary of Scar’s cubs because they are Scar’s cubs and he knows the lion. And he doesn’t like kids, so he tries to stay away from them

But of course, he has to interact with them when babysitting. He makes joking comments which are meant to be hurtful but the cubs always laugh. And the cubs like to play-fight with Banzai because he actually fights back some

Shenzi is the last one to warm up to Scar’s offsprings. She either ignored them or treated them indifferently, and she also scared them by shouting at them and made them cry

But with time and patience, Shenzi accepted them (more or less) but she still keeps an eye on them waiting for when they turn ruthless on her clan

Flotsam and Jetsam

First of all, they’re jealous because their momma octopus now has a bloodline so they won’t be on Ursula’s top priorities anymore

Second, they don’t know anything about babies and children so Flotsam and Jetsam are lost on how to babysit one when Ursula asks them to

Jetsam hates the kids because they always pull on his tail and it hurts! He hisses and snaps at them to get them off

Flotsam just stares at the kids from a distance and makes sure they don’t get hurt, but other than that, he’s far away from them

They’re both annoyed with Ursula’s kids and hurt because she’s not spending much time with them but they are never going to tell Ursula that! And Ursula can’t figure out what’s going on because they won’t talk to her and she doesn’t want to push them

So Ursula’s S/O comes into the picture! And they talk with Flotsam and Jetsam, helping them open up about their feelings and then talking about it with Ursula who immediately goes to cuddle her two precious eel babies

From then on, Ursula, her s/o, and the eel brothers work together so Flotsam and Jetsam don’t feel left out and they feel comfortable with the kids as well as teaching the kids how to gently touch the eel brothers

Diablo

This little raven is jealous too! Because for years it was only him and Maleficent, and yeah Mal's s/o got in the picture not too long ago but Diablo was still the precious baby - and now!

He has to share momma Mal with children! Do you know how needy and attention-grabbing those gremlins are!? 

Diablo avoids the children whenever he can, mostly by flying out of the window when they enter a room or hiding until he has a chance to escape 

He is always on Maleficent's shoulder or near her when she is alone or just with her s/o. He's at least happy he can still be with Maleficent when torturing prisoners or the hooligans, and that he is involved in her evil plans, but he's still sore by the fact that Maleficent shares her love with children

Maleficent notices the change with Diablo and does something about it. She teaches her children how to treat Diablo with care and respect first before setting up a little play date with her children and Diablo, making sure Diablo can't escape from this

Begrudgingly Diablo learns to play nice with the children, nipping their fingers and shrieking at them as a little revenge for taking Mal but feigning innocence when Mal catches him

The upside Diablo sees to this is the fact that he can get lots of treats from the kids easier than with Mal

Kronk

He’s super happy Yzma has a family! 

Honestly, he didn’t picture Yzma having a family but he’s happy for her and goes to her house a lot of time to help her out with the kids like cooking, cleaning, going on trips to the market, even playing with the kids 

He’s the really cool uncle and the kids adore him just as much as he adores him

Kronk helps bring out their talents like chemistry and master planning and other things but he puts them in a direction that won’t lead to their downfall like Yzma

Don’t get him wrong, he sees Yzma as family and knows she can do great things but her life (downfall) is not the one for her kids and Yzma quietly agrees

It’s hard for Kronk to say no to Yzma’s kids when they pul off the puppy-dog eyes and it results in all of them being grounded

#disney #disney villains #disney henchmen #iago #diablo #the hyenas #ed banzai and shenzi #kronk #Flotsam and Jetsam #villains having children #villains s/o #jafar #yzma #ursula #Maleficent #scar #the lion king scar #the lion king #the little mermaid #aladdin #The Emperor's New Groove #sleeping beauty #request #ask #disney villains headcanons #vilains

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I have Disney magical kingdom on my tablet and did the Hercules event awhile ago and got all the characters and I have to laugh at their tasks/interactions:

Panic and Phil have a task together called: nanny goat watch (makes you curious if panic needs to be watched/babysat)

During the storyline for the event: Phil is looking for Hercules or a hero to train, finds out hades is around only for it to be pain and panic played hades as hades was still in the river (till pain fished him out). Phil, Meg and (Pegasus if you get him) look for Hercules while pain (and panic if you get him) try to free hades and when you complete the storyline Meg and hades make a deal of hades not causing issues in the kingdom of Meg told him who was the fake hades (pain and panic:

Meg even says: it was pain and panic if pain’s tail wasn’t sticking out they would have got away with it nice dealing with you hades

Hades: “insert rage (but can’t be too mad at pain and panic due to I bet Hecate would try to take over the underworld if they didn’t make people think hades was still around)”

And also in the game we find out after pain got his air hercs he actually exercises. and panic and pain both like to please hades like kids wanting to make their dad proud

I just love how Disney magical kingdom is fun with each character tasks

Also getting the Hercules characters was: Phil, Meg, Pegasus (purchased), pain, panic (purchased), Hercules and hades

Sounds like fun!

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How would the Disney villains react to Hamilton the musical?(villains of your choice)?

This might be embarrassing to say but I have never watched Hamilton the musical. Obviously, I’ve heard about Hamilton and how people like it but I myself have never watched it, so I can’t do this ask.

Where can I watch it tho?

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Scenario that sounds weird so I apologize; reader is a demigod who has been sentenced to death by the Greek gods for killing multiple humans. Hades on the other hand is impressed with reader's work and wants her to work alongside him. So in order for Hades to get reader to work for him, he promises to spare her from death in exchange if she works for him in the underworld. Reader not wanting death, agrees. The only problem is they have to get married in order to break her sentence..

This scenario sounds awesome! It gave me Beetlejuice vibes!! This ended up longer than I thought...and it ended on a kinda moody atmosphere but I hope you enjoy!

���Hiya, name’s Hades. How ya doing?” Before you can reply he is already moving on. “I’m a fan of your work. Seriously, the way you finished those guys, oof! Brutal yet precise. Haven’t seen much of that around here. Here’s the deal: I can get that death sentence over your head gone, vanished, like it never happened but you’re gonna have to work for me.” 

"Wait, what- I don't, I-" You stammer both because you're confused and you're a bit intimidated to be in the presence of one of the three big gods.

Hades sighs a bit irritated. "Do you want to die?" You answer negative while still trying to piece everything he said before. "I can get you out of your death sentence if you agree to work for me and do whatever I say; no questions asked."

You want to take the deal but you know from hearsay that this god is known for making shady deals so you'll have to tread carefully.

"So I just become one of your minions and you take away the death sentences placed on me by the other gods."

Hades makes a noise. "Not exactly a minion, maybe a higher level than a minion but yeah, something like that."

"And you're positive you can get the other gods off my back, the death sentence?"

"Kid, they may be gods but I'm the god of the Underworld, Lord of the Dead. I have tricks up my sleeve they don't know about. This is my territory, babes."

You take a minute to think this through, although you already know in your heart that you're saying yes to him. And by the looks of it, he knows you'll say yes, too.

"Okay, deal." You hold out your hand for him to shake but he doesn't take it. His hesitancy causes worry to grow inside of you. Did he trick you? "Or do I have to sign some contract of yours?"

He makes a noise between a groan and a sigh and signals you to follow him. "Remember, don't ask questions." 

Soon you find yourself in a small room with a table with three old women (???) cloaked and bickering over the eyeball. The table has two cups, a bowl with some dark liquid, and a small dagger. 

"Ladies, please, not right now." The Fates of the Present and the Past huff and glare daggers at the good but he ignores them. Hades then snaps his fingers. "Witnesses. Pain, Panic!"

In a few seconds, the doors burst open and a pink figure and a teal figure enter with a mock salute. "At your service sir!" They shout. 

"Easy, boys. Just stand there and look pretty."

You stare at the imps, finding them odd-looking but cute. Still, the word witnesses nags you at the back of your head but you ignore it to pay attention to Hades addressing the Fates.

"Ladies, let's get this show on the road!"

"First, the blood of your intended-"

"Intended?!" You step back from the table and Hades. "What is this, a marriage proposal?" You see Hades rub his forehead and his flame turn a shade of red. 

"Hades, you can't expect to marry them without their consent." The Fate of the Present scolds the god. 

"Hey, they are willing to escape certain doom. I take that as consent."

"I would have liked to have known the full extension of the contract! Why do I have to get married, and to you!"

"Cause you're a demigod!" His patience has run out and he frightens you to the point where you hold back your tongue. “I can’t get the death sentence off your head because of your mixed blood; it requires a marriage where we mix our blood, make our vows, and ultimately I share my power to spare you from death.” 

You’re stunned into silence. You knew being a demigod has its ups and downs but this is more than you imagined. 

Hades sighs, his flames going back to their natural blue color. “Do you want to live or not?” That’s the question, the subject, that actually matters to you. You’re not ready to die yet, like humans, you fear death, even though you have taken lives. This god is offering you life which is ironic. 

With a resigned huff. You nod your head and gesture to the table. “Fine, I’ll divorce you later.” You murmur under your breath.

“Divorce nullifies your death sentence.” 

You sulk a bit. “Fine, whatever. Let’s just get this over with.”

#disney #disney villains #hades #hades x reader #reader insert #reader is a demigod #marraige #reader is gender neutral #marriage au-ish #pain and panic mentioned #the fates mentioned #disney villain scenario #disney villains scenarios #short writing #request #ask

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Is the ask box open because it said so on your blog?

Yes it is open so people can still send in requests. I'm debating if I should close it just so I can catch up on requests...

Imma get a few questions out of the way in this post too just for the heck of it:

1) I have like 50 asks in my inbox so bear in mind that it can take a while to get to your requests.

2) Nothing is wrong with me, I'm just taking my time answering the asks/requests

3) I post randomly. Some times I post during the night and sometimes in the morning, no set schedule

Other than that, thank you all for your patience. G'night/good day!

#aak me anything #good night #good day #i'll probably delete this later

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Hii! Any dating sfw & nsfw headcanons for Hades, Ratigan, Claude Frollo, & Captain hook? Please and thank you!

Please tell me if there are any grammatical mistakes. I did this on mobile

SFW

Hades

He’s down for anything you want

You want to go to a fancy restaurant, he’ll take you to the fanciest restaurant he knows and he'll take the bill. 

You wanna go on a stroll around town, maybe have a picnic, he’s cool with that. Hell, even movie nights are acceptable no matter the genre

Constantly flirting with you varying from the soft flirting where he compliments your eyes and every other feature to the point where he can have you madly blushing due to a sexy suggestion

It Hades is serious about you or he thinks this can go to another step, Hades gives you a trinket so you can call him whenever you want (and so he can keep track of you) as well as assigning an imp or another one of his henchmen on you just to be safe y’know

Professor Ratigan

He treats you like royalty! Always buying you clothes, jewelry, a house in the city and a house in the country, anything and everything you want

You tell him being with him is enough and that just riles him up because he can’t believe he found someone like you

Takes you on luxuries dates to the finest restaurants in the finest and beautiful clothing complete with a carriage ride and a view of the night sky or the London streets

He likes it when you hang on to his arm or you’re simply close to him. Ratigan loves to be able to grab you and pull you into his lap

You going up to him and kissing him with such love and adoration is the only way to calm him down when he gets angry

Claude Frollo

For some time, you two keep it a secret you’re courting because he asked and you respect that

So for the most part, a lot of you dates are simply staying in his office or discreetly spending the night in each other’s home talking, reading, Frollo going on about his day, you telling him about your day or anything that excited you

He’s not much for showing affection, he’s awkward about it so that means you’re always the first one to give him a kiss or hold his hand. He never recoils from your touch, only twitches because he’s unused to the attention and touch, but never moves away from you

After a while (read: like two years) he���s comfortable with being public about your courtship. One day, he surprises you by showing up at your house earlier than expected and you have guests. He greets you normally but also with a small kiss in front of everyone

He secretly likes it when you want to follow him around town even if he scowls. He also gives you small gifts like a cross necklace or anything that he knows will look good on you

Captain Hook

He is a gentleman and tries to set up romantic dinners be it on his ship or on the surrounding islands of Neverland. Afterward, he likes to show off his piano skills and will entice you to try a few notes so he can have his arms around you and he can whisper in your ear

Has written a piano piece for you in your honor, and Hook played it for you on a special occasion. He even taught you how to play it a bit for when he has to leave on long journeys and you want something to remember him by

If this is a strong dating relationship, then Hook starts becoming a bit possessive. Not the full-on possessive, yandere kind, but enough that he gets jealous when someone flirts with you and is way too close to you

Brings you gifts such as clothing, jewelry, gold, anything he thinks you would like, from the other islands and any of the places he travels too

Sometimes he brings you along on his travels because you asked to come along. He loves it every time you join him but he doesn’t like it one bit when Peter Pan instigates fights and you are in harm’s way

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Hades

Very handsy, anywhere and anytime. Be prepared to be teased to death

Hades is daring and will indulge in his sexual fantasies and needs like groping you, whispering nasty things in your ear, teasing your sex and having you hot and bothered

Has stolen every piece of clothing at your disposal just so you're naked all day and made you have a vibrator and butt plug with the promise of being filled to the brim of him and his seed if you kept those toys inside of you

Of course he had the control for the vibrator and he played with it imagining your noises and flushed face in the middle of the hallway

Professor Ratigan

His body heat and smell covers you entirely, he dominates you easily and can manhandle with ease. 

Ratigan loves it when you ride him, lifting your hips and gently bringing you down his shaft which tears inside of you that's mixed with pain and pleasure

He loves looking at your blushing and lustful face, loves hearing you moan every time he bucks up and brushes against your g-spot. 

He is gentle the first few thrusts but once he's inside of you, feeling you lightly clenching around him, he can't help but loose his gentleness and bang into you hard

Claude Frollo

You are some great miracle or some hellish demon to get Frollo to indulge in sexual and sinful acts

You have to tease him for days just to get some kind of reaction from him but it's only like a shout of blasphemy and abruptly leaving to take care of himself

But you keep up with your teasing, going as far as putting on a little show for him in his private office with your skin exposed and your sex in plain sight, maybe even playing with yourself

That's when he breaks and eats you with vigor, leaving scratches and hickeys on your thighs and stomach

But don't think you've won. Judge Claude Frollo will punish you dearly *wink*

Captain Hook

He is careful when having sex with you both in the manner that he touches you and the fact that he talks off his hook before bedding you

You can always tell when he is holding back, mostly by the way his muscles are tight and his thrusts which are hard but still very much controlled

You have to rile him up to get him to lose control and pound into you, hearing him groan deeply and kiss you feverishly, holding onto your hips and thighs hard to leave bruises

One time he Forgot to take off his hook and accidently cut you a bit - not deep enough to hurt you, just a tad to draw some blood. He got worried but couldn't help being more turned on, and when you showed pleasure re In the cut and blood, Hook grew more endearing to you

#disney villians #captain hook #claude frollo #hades game #professor ratigan #captain hook x reader #claude frollo x reader #hades x reader #ratigan x reader #ratigan #sfw headcannons #nsfw headcanons #dating headcannons #dating villains #request #ask #villains #disney

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Kid Apocalypse (Kid Gravity)

I have no idea who this is, sorry 😐

I even tried searching for Kid Apocalypse up and ann I got back a character from Deadpool and comics so I'm pretty lost with this character. And the show too. I have never heard of this show. When I read it I thought it was meant to be Gravity Falls.

So this character and show will be added to the 'No Can Do' List.

#sorry

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Can you do an imagine of Rourke of being restructured in the Underworld and meeting the other Disney Villains like him?

Continuation of the last post

Rourke is the last one to be resurrected of all the Villains. Hades carries both Rourke and Jafar to unoccupied chairs, Rourke going through the experience of having A physical body back and Jafar being exhausted of using his magic without break for three days straight. For a while, Hades let's everyon mingle and get to know each other before making his speech. He does have to stop a few fights between some of them, mostly the ones Gaston and Cruella instigate with their taunting and bold statements.

He mentally slaps himself for not adding a calming or submissive potion to their drinks before.

Hades briefly Introduces himself to Rourke before leav ing to stop Shere Khan from clawing Gaston. 

Rourke numbly looks in the direction Hades leours, seeing the tiger and wanting to believe it is all in his head but then he sees a humanoid octopus in the distance.

"She's really there." Rourke narrows his eyes at the man who takes a seat by him. "The tiger and the lion talk by the way." The man, Clayton, offers Rourke a drink and shrugs when Rourke doesn't take it. "I'm Clayton. And you are?"

"Lyle Rourke."

Again Clayton offers him a drink who takes it this time. 

"Who are all of these…? "

"People?" Clayton suggests. "Villains, I'm told. We all are Villains who were defeated by our respected 'heroes'." He takes a sip of his drink before gesturing to Hades. "He's the one who orchestrated this gathering. He may seem aloof but anyone with half a brain can tell he's dangerous.

"Maleficent, Mistress of all evil. Easy to get along with if you respect her but she's not much of a social bird, Ursula is the one with the tentacles. She's very charming but only so she can make a devil's deal with you. Same with Failher. Watch out for his shadow, it's an annoying litte prick.

"Captain James Hook; for some reason he stays clear of Ursula and Medusa's pets. Shere Khan and Scar, they are the tiger and the lion, I don't think I need to tell you to be wary of those beasts. Gaston is the big brute arguing with Hades, loves to talk about himself. Claude Frollo is the one with a stick up his rearend, he denies Hades is a God and tries to preach the word of god. Queen Grim-"

"Why are you telling me all of this? I don't plan to spend quality time with these people so don't waste your breathe."

Clayton laughs and shakes his head. "We will be living together for the next few months. I'm simply giving you a little knowledge about them,"

Rourke feels anger and embarrassment flare through. "Tell me you're joking-"

"Listen up! I'm only going to say this once! And hold all questions at the end, I don't like being interrupted. So first off…"

#disney #disney villains #short writing #hades #clayton #lyle tiberius rourke #villains in the background #villains mentioned #villains resurrected #so many villains #shenanigans #ask #request #idk what else to tag

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Can you do Clayton POV on his experience of being restructured by Hades and meeting other villains?

My last memories consist of my fighting against the ape man in the jungle. I remember the anger and adrenaline coursing through me, the hate I have for that ape, and then the fear and the sudden pain in my neck.

All of those memories and emotions come flooding back though I distinctly remember all of that was gone when I died. I could never remember anything of my past while dead but now… 

The first thing I feel is the clash of heat and cold against me - my skin, those temperatures clashing against my skin. Then I feel a nauseating headache and my bones rattling to my core. Everything is still for a moment before I feel I���m back in that river of endless dead spirits, but I’m not there anymore. Instead, I’m held upright by - what is this? A grey-skinned man with blue flames?

“I got ya, buddy. Wow, you’re much heavier than the others but obviously nothing I can’t handle.” This man? leads me to a chair and I don’t dare to move from it. I can feel my nerves and muscles contracting painfully but bearable. “Name’s Hades, hiya, nice to meet ya, Clayton.” He holds out his hand though he doesn’t expect me to actually shake it since he pats me on the shoulder. That pat sends numb-tingling down my arm but nothing painful.

“How-?” 

“Hold it, buddy. Everything hurts for you right now so try to relax. Jaffy and I still need to get the others out so chillax.” 

“I have told you to stop calling me that.” A tall, lean man slams the end of his staff on the ground with an irritated look. He spares me a glance and nods stiffly before turning away with the grey-skinned man.

Begrudgingly I lean back and relax my breathing. Slowly, my body stops tingling and I can move my limbs little by little. In all this...excitement, I had forgotten about the ape man. Was he still alive in the jungle? What about my men and the ship? My sister-? What year is this?

“Careful, sweetcheeks, you don’t want to ruin your complexion with that frown.” A tentacle touches my forehead and I swat it away with a glare. This octopus woman chuckles, looking at me as if I were a mere child. “Congratulations on being resurrected. I am Ursula.”

“Clayton. Pleasure.” 

“Pleasure is all mine.” A little blue thing passes by carrying a tray of drinks, and Ursula takes two passing one to me. “You’re going to want to take it. Your body needs all the liquids it can get right now.”

I sniff the drink and take a cautious sip not wanting to indulge her, but the water running down my throat feels heavenly. 

“Maleficent dear! Come join us!” Her sudden raise in voice jostles me though I try to not show it. 

A woman of elegance and grace takes a seat by Ursula, a raven on her shoulder. Simply by her presence I know she demands respect, and honestly I don't mind giving it to her.

"My lady." I raise my glass to her. I seem to please her since she smiles. 

She nods, " Clayton, I believe was your name." I nod. "Welcome to our ranks."

"What ranks? The Dead?"

"My dear boy! The Villain ranks, of course!" Ursula exclaims. This still doesn't make anything clear. 

Maleficent reads my expression, "All will be explained after Hades and Jafar are done resurrecting the others.  But first, let's get through the rest of the introductions. There are quite a number of Villains at the moment."

#disney #disney villains #hades #jafar #maleficent #ursula #clayton #william clayton #Clayton POV #unmentioned disney villains #villains in the background #short writing #ask #request #villains resurrected #villains #villains gathering #hercules #sleeping beauty #the little mermaid #tarzan #aladdin

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This might be angst but can you do a depressing short writing of Hades?

Sure, but I doubt this came out with enough angst since I wasn’t really in that much of an angsty mood...I might remake it when I’m more in vibe with it but for the meantime this is what I got

Warning of negative thoughts, angst, depressing

Coming back from Mount Olympus is never good for Hades’ mood. Every god always, always has to dampen his mood, make him feel miserable because he’s the god of the Underworld, living in the dark world with dead spirits. He can’t help being shrouded in darkness and dead people - that’s his job! The job neither of his two brothers or any god for that matter would ask for and always make fun of. They make fun of him for being so gloomy and ‘working himself to death’.

At least he gets his job done not like Zeus who prances around Earth going from human to human to relieve his boredom or Poseidon who falls out of the map for centuries until he feels like showing up. 

No one ever acknowledges his work though. Hades will work endless days, weeks, months, to keep the Underworld running and in order yet his work is never appreciated. Nothing he does can ever amount to anything on the good books with those yapping gods above. He never gets one of those sappy pats on the back or a small ‘good work’.

Like I want one anyway, Hades scowls. He’s tired to do any work, drained of all his energy after visiting Olympus. All the anger and resentment he has for his brothers and the gods fades to a numbing tingle on his body and his mind gets cloudy. Usually, he would come raging back from Olympus and burn everything and everyone in his path, but not tonight.

Instead, he numbly walks out of his office to make his way to his chambers passing a view of River Styx. He missteps once when he views the river of dead spirits and remembers the feeling of the dead dragging him down and pulling him deeper and deeper. If he falls in again, the dead will surely drag him down again and maybe he won’t put up much of a fight this time.

Hades scowls again and continues his way to his chambers and sends word to Pain and Panic that no one will dare disturb him for a few days.

#disney #Short Writing #disney villains #hades #hercules #angst #hades angst #hades needs a hug #and love #warning #disney villains scenarios

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Clayton NSFW Headcanons

His rule of thumb is to make you orgasm at least once before taking care of his hard-on

You’ll be in the kitchen minding your own business when you’re sharply turned around and pulled into a hot searing kiss that takes your breath away. Rough hands roam over your body and pull (almost rip) your clothes off your figure

Clayton loves showing off his strength and can easily manhandle you, flipping you unto your hands and knees, ass in the air, roughly flushing your hips against his

Also, lots of wall sex and kitchen sex. This man dominates you easily, teasing your sex until you're dripping with your face flushed and begging for release

He enjoys hearing you moan and scream

He enters you in one thrust, completely inside of you to the hilt with his balls slamming against your ass

Deep and hard thrusts that leave you as a whimpering mess, you come so many times

#i know i wrote nsfw headcanons for clayton #but i'm too lazy to go back to those #so here are some new ones #thoughts change constantly so... #enjoy #disney #disney villians #nsfw headcanons #clayton #clayton x reader #reader insert #request #ask #clayton nsfw headcanons #villain nsfw headcanon

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How would most of the villains react if they found out Rourke was a married man? (On the Disney Wiki, it said he was married only for four months) Also how does Rourke feel about his marriage? (Villains of your choice)

It's a bit hard for some of the villains to wrap their head around the fact that Rourke was married because… he took the jump to commit to a marriage? Like he has balls to get married! Most of the other villains wouldn't get married because the commitment and communication can be an issue, their evil ways can also be an issue, and none of them really have the want to marry because they have their plans to accomplish first before settling down with a partner (unless their partner is also evil).

So for Rourke to take the step to marriage is big ! They're surprised. But once they hear the marriage ended after 4 months, they're like 'Yeah, I believe that'. 

Hades congratulates Rourke back to bachelor status and nudges him to stick single so he can experience the variety of partners again with no issue of commitment.

Ursula tries to tempt Rourke to make a deal with her, promising him a long and loving marriage but Rourke declines her offer, almost having to shove a gun in her face because she kept insisting.

I feel like Clayton would be the one to ask him why he got married, what were his thoughts, did he really love her, how did it feel to be a married man,  etc. because the guy is curious and would like to know. And Rourke is okay with answering his questions. These men would probably bond and have a bromance.

Jafar would also join in on the conversation because he's curious too and wants to know if Rourke had some hidden agenda.

Lady Tremaine would be the one who understands Rourke more out of all the villains. She knows how it can be to marry, there are reasons why people marry be it for love, money, power, status, resources etc. and once there is nothing to gain from the marriage then it's time to go. That's how it works. Rourke appreciates her just because she is one of the few who understands the marriage topic.

Rourke still feels a sting whenever he Is reminded of his marriage because his wife left him! He was left behind while she moved on. He doesn't miss her because now he is a free man, free to go anywhere he wants, is skilled for any and all sorts of expeditions, and he doesn't have to share his profit and property with anyone else. But her leaving him is the detail he wishes he could change because ultimately he had no control in those last moments. Rourke doesn't mention he was married because there's nothing to talk about. It only lasted 4 months, over and done with, but he's not ashamed that he got married. It was a simple infatuation.

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How would Claude Frollo react when his S/O tells him she's pregnant?

His emotions are a tangled mess! 

On one hand, he is filled with joy that he is able to produce an offspring at his old age and have a family with his S/O and vows to go right by his child

On the other hand, he is scared to mess up with the child due to his previous raising methods when he had Quasimodo In his care or while simultaneously raising Quasimodo in secret (your choice of either scenario)

He is proud to be a father, a real father this time, but he is awkward with handling and caring for his pregnant S/O because he’s never been around pregnant women

Yes, the moment his S/O tells him she is pregnant, Frollo feels a sense of pride and love for his S/O and child-on-the-way and kisses her with all the strength and love in his body but he is also filled with worry and anxiety

He starts questioning himself and his capabilities of being a father because now he’ll have to take care of his S/O plus a small baby in a couple of months

It’s up to his S/O to reassure him that he can be a good father

For a while, Frollo kinda distances himself from his S/O during and a little bit after the pregnancy because he is worried about failing his family

#disney #disney villains #claude frollo #s/o #the hunchback of notre dame #claude frollo becoming a father #pregnant s/o #disney villain scenario #disney villains imagine #feelings #parenthood #fatherhood

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Villain dads ( your choice) finding out there daughter is being mistreated by the hero's kids. Also I love your blog 💛

Captain Hook 

When Hook hears his daughter is being mistreated by Pan's kid (or rather a new favorite lost boy/girl of Pan since he'll never grow up and have kids of his own) Hook snaps into action because no way in hell will he allow his daughter to go through that kind of experience like he did

As an adult and a parent, Hook will give his daughter advice on how to defend herself both verbally and physically

But when that is not enough, Hook will step in and threaten the kid to knock it off

This will lead to a confrontation with Peter Pan and Hook will try to reason with him and call his lost kid off but that won't ever work with Pan

So Hook almost kills Pan and lets him go with a threat that if he or the Iost kid ever go near his daughter he will take drastic measures

He's not playing games

It's one of those rare times when Pan actually fears the pirate

Hades

The second Hades hears his kid his Daughter is being mistreated by Hercules' kid she is on top of that. No way in fuelling hell is he allowing the blood of Zeus mistreat his own blood

Hades Scares the kid half to death with threats and giving the kid a tour of Tartarus and the end of River Styx

Sends henchmen to make Hercules' kid's life a misery. (Pain and Panic are also in on making the kid’s life a nightmare)

You have powers and you're learning to use them and Hades part falls in year lessons to teach you everything he can so you can defend yourself

for a while Hades appoints Cerberus was your guard day with strict orders to bite the kid should you even Malone small noise of discomfort

Hades threatens Hercules and Meg to educate their kid some manners

Clayton

Clayton straight-up scares the kid by waving that large gun in their small face

Clayton's daughter is a daddy's girl so at a young age he spoiled her with the best clothes & gifts but he also trained her to handle a gun and small knives, so when his daughter comes to him that Tarzan’s kid has been mistreating her, he tells her to straighten her back and show that kid who’s the boss

Honestly, that idea worked and Tarzan’s kid doesn’t mistreat Clayton’s daughter anymore

Instead, what Clayton had to deal with was Jane who, while she understood a parent must protect their children from bullying and mistreatment, was livid when she found out Clayton waved a gun at her child’s face. She shouted at Clayton and threatened to feed him alive to the crocodiles of the swamp

Tarzan was also angry and had monkeys terrorize Clayton (and only him, not his daughter) for a few days.

Gaston

He’s conflicted because he remembers he used to treat girls the same way Belle’s kid is treating his daughter when he was young

Like, he would prefer to leave the kid alone because he understands that it’s like a kid’s phase to mistreat others for a while because he’s had that phase and he can still act like it sometimes

But it’s his daughter who is suffering and he doesn’t- shouldn’t let that happen because he needs to protect her

This is actually good for Gaston to experience, sticking up for his daughter when someone is mistreating her, because it helps to get him out off sexism and learn that gender bias isn’t always (read never) right

Gaston tells the kid to back off and intimidates the poor kid just by his grand stature and muscled body

Afterwards, Gaston starts to care of his daughter (like actually being there and taking care of her) trying to give her the best life she can even thinking back to when Belle used to read all those books and thinking he could maybe show that to his daughter

Claude Frollo

He’s known for being verbally abusive and manipulative so when he hears his daughter is being mistreated by Quasimodo’s kid (and Esmeralda's kid too since she is a hero too) of all people, Frollo confronts the kid and Quasimodo and verbally shames them for the mistreatment of his daughter

He has never hit a child before and he doesn't plan to but it doesn't matter when he uses abusive language that can still cause damage

Frollo puts the fear of God and the fear of Judge Claude Frollo in the kids and reinforces that fear in Quasimodo and that's that

Frollo doesn't have to do anything else since his fury is known to all and hardly anyone dares to oppose him

But that interaction does cause Frollo to think about the past and how he treated Quasimodo. In a way, Frollo believes it is justice being done to Frollo for treating Quasimodo awfully by his own daughter receiving some of that mistreatment but Frollo shakes that thought away

If anything he deserves that treatment directly to his being rather than his offspring

#disney #disney villains #claude frollo #gaston #clayton #hades #captain hook #villains daughter #disney villains scenarios #villain dad #freewrite #free choices #disney scenario #The Hunchback of Notre Dame #beauty and the beast #hercules #peter pan #tarzan

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Is your ask box open because it said so on your blog but I feel like it’s closed and you just forgot to close it? Are you available to take any asks?

Yeah its open. I meant to keep it open so you’re good to send in asks.

I’m working on the ones I have on my inbox which have piled up cuz I haven't done shi- but things took a turn on my end so...yeah....that’s why I haven’t been active...

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What is it like for the villains when it comes to giving their henchmen baths? I bet hades and facilier have to chase/hunt down shadow and pain and panic around to get them in the tub

Hades, Pain, and Panic

When Pain and Panic were young and recently under Hades Care they were always running away. Even with his teleportation power, Hades had trouble catching them

In his defense, he was dealing with two imps with sugar rush energy

Now that they are older Hades doesn't have to hunt them down for a bath. They do it themselves

Though Hades does help them bathe when they are sick or injured 

Dr. Facilier and Shadow

Do shadows even need baths? They're shadows…

Luckily Shadow doesn't stink up when the hasn't showered unlike Facilier but he does sometimes join his human in the shower, just to play around with the water

On the topic of water, though, Facilier will Spray water on Shadow when he is annoying or troublesome

Shadow's body will become a ripple of black water for a while depending on how much water was thrown at him. He'll pout at Facilierby crossing his arms and turning away

Maleficent and Diablo

When Diablo was younger it wasn't much of a hassle to get him into the small tub. It was more of a job to get him out of the tub

Which is a little weird because when birds are wet, their feathers are heavy for a while, yet this little raven doesn’t care. He’s splashing water everywhere! And on Maleficent

As he gets older, he takes baths by himself, no needed reminders from Maleficent, but he does like taking baths in her presence. Will join in on her bath/shower sometimes

One time she did have to hunt Diablo down because he was being hissy for the day, a rebellious phase for a day, but that was like a blue moon

Jafar and lago

Jafar had to hunt down Iago, for sure. The first thing he did when he got Iago, Jafar dumped him in a tub of soapy water and Iago bolted out of there because he wasn’t used to bathing

The Vizier got soaked on his upper body and shouted at Iago to come back. But that wasn’t going to work and he knew it

So Jafar had to coax Iago into baths with tempting promises like food, a warm bed, even a massage to get the parrot in the tub. It was worth all it because now Iago takes baths regularly but all those promises may have led Iago to become a bit spoiled

Iago is horrible at taking baths though, so Jafar always have to help him with scrubbing and grooming

Scar and the Hyenas

Ed is the easiest to pull to the watering hole for a bath. All Scar has to do is ask him nicely to go take a bath and Ed will happily go. He does ask for cuddles afterward which Scar rolls his eyes at but complies with because at least he’s not stinky anymore

For Banzai, Scar has to threaten him and launch him into the watering hole, sometimes even forcibly submerged the hyena to be fully drenched. From there Ed takes over and playfully scrubs Banzai’s back

Shenzi isn’t complaint when Scar tells her to take a bath because she doesn’t need to be bossed around by him. She waits for Scar’s patience to run out before going into the water

They will gang up on Scar and push/pull him into the water but only when they feel like he won’t get mad at them. Scar will lash out at them and growl but that’s it because then he’s busy washing himself

Ursula, FIotsam, and Jetsam

They’re underwater so they need to take baths like all the others…

Flotsam and Jetsam are slippery to catch but they let themselves be held by Ursula when they need to ‘bathe’ or groom themselves

Ursula uses a special kind of scrub to rub on the eel brothers and then puts some lotion to make them glisten and smooth

She taught them how to scrub and lather lotion on themselves first before they got the hang of it. These boys don’t cause trouble with bathing

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