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I know I bring it up every 3-5 business days but so many horror, fantasy, and period film/tv would benefit from being shot on film. it’s better if we don’t see the details! it’s better if the haze smooths out pores and the prosthetics! if there’s more shadows & grain! not everything is not meant to be consumed in 4k

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I want to read this as a comic or fanfiction!

I dreamt my mother bought me a revue... With a comic about Jasper inside! He was leading the army with Hendrik to beat some monster in a cave.

It was extremely well drawn! He was depicted as short-tempered and he snapped at some soldier, because a strange couple arrived and begged for food, saying they're lost and all, and the soldier gave them a lot of food.

Jasper screamed, saying he had given them the food of his comrades without thinking and how inconsiderate that was and other stuff, then he left after saying that if he had a grenade, he would throw it in his face.

The soldier notes that Jasper promised to throw a grenade if he had one, but he knew that when he *did* have some, he wouldn't throw them at his own soldiers.

The story goes on, Jasper and Hendrik talk then comes a fight.

I woke up before I could finish reading but it was so nice nonetheless!

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Playing Kirby games unleashes something within me. This is the gif I made with that slightly unhinged energy.

Feel free to steal and run away with it. Spread the chaos!

#kirby #kirby nintendo #kirby forgotten lands #kirby shitpost

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my favorite thing about aa1 is gumshoe just straight up outing edgeworth as some kind of dramatically obsessed longing loser to phoenix and being like “lol did you know mr. edgeworth couldnt stop thinking about you the other day <3”

gumshoe: you’ve been living rent free in mr. edgeworth’s head these days btw!!

phoenix:

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Thank you to @themornal and @8edhead for providing the voice work for this clip!

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I just saw someone on Pokemon Sword/Shield with a male Sylveon named Oberon, and I just found that name to be so fitting that I had to say something about it.

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Tiefling Problems

This is based on a conversation I had with my friend @tangerinethunder today.

@tangerinethunder : I wonder how difficult it is for Tiefling to put on shirts over their heads.

Me: Depends on what type of horns they have.

Ram's horns = extreme dificulty

Goat's horns = not to difficult if you aim correctly

Of course then I had an image stuck in my head of different tieflings trying to put on generic white t-shirts.

[Image description: Goat horn tiefling on right with a t-shirt over their head and pulled halfway onto their body. Ram horn tiefling on left with t-shirt hole stuck on both horns. T-shirt is completely covering their face as they struggle to pull it on. Tiefling on right asks, "Need help?" Tiefling on left says, "No."]

#dnd 5e #tiefling #dnd shitposting #tshirt

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BOTW Horses: Scared of rocks and inclines steeper than 6 degrees. Cowards. Sprint in 3 short bursts and will kick you off if you push them too hard. Run away from fights.

Skyrim Horses: On Crack. run straight up mountains no fucks given. would kick a divine in the face if given the chance. Regularly break the laws of physics to get their rider from point A to point B.

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Sylvando as a PKM trainer

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This started out as fanart of my Sylveon named Sylvia, named after the character in Dragon Quest XI.

I had forced @vidramon to draw fanart of my Umbreon named Malroth along with his namesake. The resulting image inspired me to draw my Sylveon as well with the character as the trainer.

I enjoy doing this so I plan on drawing Erdrik my Espeon next. We will see how that goes.

Please tell me any fun names of Pokémon you have that are based on characters!

#sylveon #dqxi sylvando #dqxi sylvia #pkm swsh #pokemon #eevolutions #sylvando #pokemon trainer #dragon quest 11 #dragon quest xi #dragon quest #dragon quest fanart #pokemon fanart

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Thank you for your support, @akwardnerdity !! <3

Her Umbreon is named Malroth!! And so here is Malroth & Umbreon... Malroth... Malroth and Malroth XD ♥ This one was really fun so I kind of went overboard with it.

ko-fi.com/vidramon (or DM me for my PayPal link if you prefer direct!)

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Sylveon and the Eevolutions

We stumbled upon a camp full of eevolutions, but no Sylveon. So of course Sylvia had to join the party.

Sylvia got distracted when the ball came out.

After all, the big bouncy ball is Sylvia's favorite...

#sylveon #eevolutions #eeveelution #pokemon eevee #umbreon #espeon #jolteon #vaporeon #flareon #leafeon #glaceon #pkm swsh #pokemon sword and shield #pokemon camp

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(link if the screenshot is hard to read)

why does the last comment not have the most votes 

“–Stop screaming, it’s me–” 

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Okay, dude.

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*doing group max raids in Pokemon Sword/Shield*

My Friend: Hey [Seiza], is it just me, or does Toxtriciy remind you of Jagged Stone?

Me: …Oh shit you’re right!

My Friend: If I catch it, you know what I’m going to name it?

Me: …Deadbeat Dad?