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ajhensch85 · 2 years
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INFJ: "I hate meeting new people. It's so anxiety inducing. They probably won't even like me! I'll just go find a rock to hide under."
INFJ, after meeting someone with even a bit in common with them: "Hi! Here's some weird art I drew. Do you believe in aliens?"
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ajhensch85 · 2 years
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The CDC is recommending letting those toxic relationships go and buying the dress, Sis
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ajhensch85 · 2 years
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Reality show idea:
Drop someone off on an island, but instead of making them learn how to hunt/fish/survive, they have to learn how to play that one instrument they keep saying they'll learn how to play when they have enough time
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ajhensch85 · 2 years
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Me: "I'm not one to torture myself, mmmkay?"
Also Me: *starts watching The fault in our stars for the 12th time*
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ajhensch85 · 3 years
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My favorite thing is when people tell me to be more Pacific and I paint myself blue and wiggle around
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ajhensch85 · 3 years
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ajhensch85 · 3 years
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ajhensch85 · 3 years
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Star Wars Day Playlist:
- Dooku wanna dance?
- Hoth, Hoth, Hoth
- C3P-Oh Oh it's magic
- Ode to Droid
- Organa get ya
- Stuck in the trash compactor with you
- You R2 beautiful to me
- Smells like Palpatine spirit
- I love this Ackbar
- IT'S A PARENT TRAP!
- In a Greedo da Vida
- Don't wanna miss an X-wing
- Bust-a-moon (or space station)
- Save the last Bantha for me
- This is Rebel base to Major Tauntaun
- Shiny, happy Gungans
- BEN'S NOT MY NAME!
- Fly me to the moon...of Endor
- Yoda one that I want
- When a Mando loves Baby Yoda
- Do you wanna build a Death Star?
Happy Star Wars day.
With you, May the Fourth be.
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ajhensch85 · 3 years
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ajhensch85 · 3 years
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Now DMX gonna make God lose his mind, way up there, way up there
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ajhensch85 · 3 years
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ajhensch85 · 3 years
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No, not all men are awful...but all men could and SHOULD be doing more.
All men are responsible for their own actions.
All men do not experience the fear and anxiety that all women do.
💔
I tweeted the words above earlier (which are completely true), and was immediately told, "YOU DON'T SPEAK FOR MEN."
Women can't even tweet without being told what they can/cannot do, let alone walk somewhere safely.
As a woman, I'm just so tired.
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ajhensch85 · 3 years
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She had epiphanies for breakfast,
and a thousand Springs
would come to life in her eyes.
She was adventure.
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ajhensch85 · 3 years
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1. Mr. Potato head stored body parts in his ass. It's a TOY POTATO. Also, potatoes are tubers. In real life, they posess both male and female flowers for reproduction. (Truth. Look it up.)
Again, they're friggin POTATOES.
2. Dr. Seuss is not "cancelled". His own family/estate decided to stop publishing 6 of his books, because they legitimately did have racist tones. They did not stop publishing the rest of the books. I suggest you read up on it further if you're really that mad though.
3. It's Friday. It's finally starting to get warmer. The Sun hasn't imploded, coffee is wonderful, Henry Cavill is real, you're not dead (at least I assume so if you're reading this - and GET OUTTA MY FEED, ZOMBIES), and things could definitely be worse.
Let's stop letting everything get to us so much.
🥔📚🌞☕🧟‍♂️😁
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ajhensch85 · 3 years
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Okay but seriously.
How was Thor able to hang Mjolnir on a freaking coat rack?!?
I need to know exactly which good deeds that coat rack has done.
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ajhensch85 · 3 years
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ajhensch85 · 3 years
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