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Where my Lord of The Rings friends at?

#lord of the rings #for nerds #selfie #me #Mordor #the fellowship of the ring #journey #i follow back #red lips

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Fuckin’ Friday’s.

Welcoming myself back to Tumblr after such a long time away.

#me #selfie #black and white #i’m back #follow #idgaf anymore

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i’m so sorry if someone made you think it’s hard to love you

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We should hang out sometime, I’ll take very good care of you

Can’t do that if you’re anon.

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Me: “I don’t need sex”

My hormones: “first of all .. you’re horny asf, stop lying”

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11/10 a good doggo posing for his hooman’s insta 

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Happy Monday

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Playing #wordswithfriends #alienvspredator style. And of course, I’m winning. 😂 https://www.instagram.com/p/Bqco3_nlK_W/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1nvhb7sfypbye

#wordswithfriends #alienvspredator

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A very curious octopus.

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British Bourgeoisie Socializing (1669)

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Me to myself every time I try to socialize with new people:

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I need to fuck

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Soulmates are not your ~other half~, that’s just nonsense. You are a whole person already, not half a person. A soulmate isn’t even inherently romantic. A soulmate is just the other sock in a matched set. You’re still a whole, complete sock on your own, you are perfectly functional paired with any other sock, it’s just that it’s even better when you match. A soulmate is literally just the person who makes your soul go “!!! Same hat!!!” and wave excitedly.

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The "turnoff" "turnon" game. Ask me anything and I will answer if it is a turn off or turn on.

y'all do this

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when ur parents start talkin shit about ur personality

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