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[agentsofcuteanimals]

I posted 393 times in 2021

362 posts created (92%)

31 posts reblogged (8%)

For every post I created, I reblogged 0.1 posts.

I added 2,400 tags in 2021

#aos - 375 posts

#agents of shield - 361 posts

#agents of s.h.i.e.l.d. - 359 posts

#melinda may - 353 posts

#phil coulson - 287 posts

#philinda - 265 posts

#daisy johnson - 176 posts

#maydaisy - 109 posts

#philindaisy - 75 posts

#jemma simmons - 40 posts

Longest Tag: 53 characters

#also tessa visits every once in a while so 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

My Top Posts in 2021

#5

Melinda: *Planning her classes* 

Drunk Daisy: *Bursting through her door and crashes into the couch* MAY MAY MMMAAAAYYYYY– ow

Melinda: Daisy? *moves closer to check on her* What happ- 

Daisy: *Gets up and tackles Melinda on the floor* MAY 

Melinda: *OOF* Dais-

Daisy: Mom

Melinda: *Soft* Daisy

Daisy: WHEN ARE YOU AND DAD GOING TO GET TOGETHER

Melinda: *Rolls her eyes* Ok get up

Daisy: Noooooooooooo I missed you

Melinda: *Soft again* You can miss me when we are off the floor

Daisy: Then you and dad will kiss?

Melinda: *Wonders why she keeps falling for that* We have to get off the floor first

Daisy: NOOO YOU HAVE TO KISS HIM FIRST

Melinda: He's not here

Phil: *Pokes his head through the door* Who's not here

Daisy: DAD!! *Granby hands at Phil*

Phil: *Soft too* Hey Dais *Moves closer and whispers to Melinda* What happened?

Melinda: 😑

Daisy: *Stares at philinda* mmhmmmm KISS

Melinda: No

Daisy: KISSSSSSSSSSS

Phil: ??????

Melinda: *Pulls Phil down and kisses him P A S S I O N A T E L Y* There happy?

Phil: 😳😳😳😳😳

Daisy: YESSSSSSSSS I KNEW IT YOU TWO LOVE EACH OTHER YEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSS

Phil: *Steaming potato* ??????????????

Melinda: Can we get off the floor now?!?!?!?!?!

Daisy: *Stays on the floor and hugs them both tightly* I'M SO HAPPY FOR YOUUUUUUUUUUU

*After getting Daisy settled in bed and sleeping*

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112 notes • Posted 2021-03-30 01:16:42 GMT

#4

Bus kids: *Making bad decisions*

Melinda: *In her head* I'm not their mom I'm not their mom I'm not their mom

Bus kids: *Getting in trouble*

Melinda: All 4 of you are grounded

Phil: I didn't do anything!

Melinda: Exactly *Looking at Daisy* No phones or laptop *Fitzsimmons* No science *Phil* and no Lola for a week

Bus kids + Phil: 🥺😔🥺😔

113 notes • Posted 2021-05-17 01:16:38 GMT

#3

Melinda: *Walks down the hall*

*Footstep sounds*

Melinda: *Stops*

*Slience*

Melinda: *Turns around*

Daisy: *Standing behind her*

Melinda: What are you doing?

Daisy: Nothing... Quick question, where are we going?

Melinda: We?

Piper: *Joins in* Yah we.

Melinda: WE are not going anywhere. I'm going to look for some peace and quiet.

Daisy: Oh ok ok cool, we'll come too

Fitzsimmons: Us too. *Joins the line*

Melinda: No

Elena, Davis, and Mack: And us. *Longer line*

Melinda: *Glares*

Phil: Hey Mel. *Even longer*

Melinda: 😑

Deke: And me!

Melinda: . . . Fine you can all come *Turns around and starts walking with a small smile*

The team: *Follows* 🥰🥰🥰

113 notes • Posted 2021-06-19 01:16:29 GMT

#2

Daisy: Tell me you love me.

Melinda: No.

Daisy: Mayyyyyy. 🥺🥺🥺🥺

Melinda: *Rolled her eyes and quietly said* I love you.

Daisy: *BEAMING*

Fitzsimmons: Mayyyyy. 🥺🥺🥺🥺

Melinda: . . . I love you too.

Fitzsimmons: *BEAMING x2*

Phil: Melindaaaaaa 😍😍😍😍

Melinda: . . . . . . I love you all.

Phil: *BEAMING BEACON*

Team: *HUGS MELINDA* YOU ADMITTED YOU LOVE US.

Melinda: *Tried to keep a straight face but failed* I did.

Team: WE LOVE YOU TOO!!!

124 notes • Posted 2021-09-03 01:16:57 GMT

#1

Bus kids: *Cornered*

Bad guys: *Mocking them* Awwwwwww you're going to cry to your mommy??

Bus kids: *Shares a look* Yes

Bad guys: Wait what???

Bus kids: *Takes a deep breath* M O M!!!

Melinda: *Appears behind the bad guys*

Bad guys: *Shivering*

Melinda: *Beats them up*

Bus kids: *Cheering* GO MOM!! GO MOM!!

150 notes • Posted 2021-04-26 01:16:45 GMT

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*Philindaisy in separate rooms being interviewed*

Interviewer: What do you want for Christmas?

Daisy: *Starts singing* I want a hippopotamus for Christmas~~~

Phil: A nice family dinner with everyone.

Melinda: A break from all of you.

Daisy: *Burst into Melinda's room and hugs her* NEVER!!!

Melinda: 😑 I want my present now.

#melinda may #phil coulson #daisy johnson #maydaisy #aos #agents of shield #agents of s.h.i.e.l.d.

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Melinda: Daisy? What is this?

Daisy: Your costume for the Christmas party.

Melinda: This is a cat costume.

Daisy: Yah.

Melinda: . . .

Daisy: . . .

Melinda: Daisy.

Daisy: Coulson's costume is a Christmas tree and you're a cat so you can climb him and finally get together.

Melinda: 😑 No.

Daisy: But it's a great costume!!!! And not to mention a even greater plan!!!

*Later*

Phil: *Shows up in his Christmas tree costume and found out about Daisy's plan* I... like this plan?

#melinda may #phil coulson #philinda #daisy johnson #maydaisy #philindaisy #aos #agents of shield #agents of s.h.i.e.l.d.

[agentsofcuteanimals]

❄ A classic winter story ❄

Once upon a time,

there was a gingerbread that liked to throw snowballs.

So the reindeer supplied the gingerbread,

And they attacked the penguin.

Gingerbread Daisy: 🤩

Reindeer Melinda: 😌

Penguin Phil: 🥲

P.s. This post is really how I show people my new nails 🤣🤣🤣

#melinda may #phil coulson #daisy johnson #philinda #maydaisy #philindaisy #aos #agents of shield #agents of s.h.i.e.l.d.

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The world: *Is ending*

Phil: *Huffs* Here we go again.

Melinda: I love you.

Phil: *Blue screen of death, window xp shut down sound*

#melinda may #phil coulson #philinda #idiots in love #aos #agents of shield #agents of s.h.i.e.l.d.

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Interrogator: Who do you work for??? Who is your partner???

Phil: Well she's funny, warm, caring, kind, selfless, beautiful, loyal, (616 descriptions later), adorable-

Interrogator: ALRIGHT ALRIGHT WE GET IT YOU LOVE HER!!!

Phil: *Quietly asking* How do I ask her out?

Interrogator: ......

#melinda may #phil coulson #philinda #idiots in love #aos #agents of shield #agents of s.h.i.e.l.d.

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Melinda: *Curled up on her bed*

Phil: *Walks in her room* Hey.

Melinda: It would be the 7th year today.

Phil: *Realizing she meant Bahrain* Alright, close your eyes.

Melinda: *Looks at him, confused and frustrated*

Phil: You are digging into a hole so c'mon, close your eyes.

Melinda: *Stares at him*

Phil: Do you trust me?

Melinda: *Glares at him before closing her eyes*

Phil: Ok, sit here and wait.

Melinda: *Heard her door open and close, a few mins later she hears Phil come back and putters around her room*

Phil: You can open your eyes now.

Melinda: *Looks around to see his laptop, a pot of tea, and her favourite chocolate on her night stand*

Phil: I also brought him. *Takes out a stuffed teddy bear from behind him*

Melinda: How did you–

Phil: *Pulls her into bed and wraps them in a blanket* I managed to find most of his parts in the wreckage. Had to get hunt down some serious toy doctors for Mr. Bear but he is as good as new.

Melinda: His name is 熊仔.

Phil: *Poker face* 紅齋.

Melinda: 熊仔.

Phil: 空仔.

Melinda: *Takes 熊仔 and holds him close to her chest* Close enough *whispers* Thank you.

Phil: *Beaming* Anytime.

#melinda may #phil coulson #philinda #aos #agents of shield #agents of s.h.i.e.l.d.

[agentsofcuteanimals]

How To Life By Phil Coulson

How to get over your ex, confess to your crush, save your team, find a way out:

Phil: *Bright smile, very confident* Die. 😃

#phil coulson #aos #agents of shield #agents of s.h.i.e.l.d.

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Philinda's search history

Melinda

How to affectionately call your idiot, your husband?

Why is my chicken raw on inside but burned on the outside?

Phil:

How to confess to your wife?

How to stay relevant with the kids?

Why am I a potato? / potato urban dictionary

#melinda may #phil coulson #philinda #idiots in love #aos #agents of shield #agents of s.h.i.e.l.d.

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Phil: *Looking at the moon, thinking about Melinda*

*Buzz buzz*

Phil: *Read the message on his phone and smiled*

The message: Miss you too -M

#melinda may #phil coulson #philinda #idiots in love #aos #agents of shield #agents of s.h.i.e.l.d.

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Daisy: Ask me what I want for Christmas.

Melinda: What do you want for Christmas,

Daisy: THE TWO OF YOU TO ADMIT YOUR FEELINGS FOR EACH OTHER.

Philinda: . . . *Shared a look and then held hands* Merry Christmas.

Daisy: Wait, what?!?!?!

#melinda may #phil coulson #philinda #daisy johnson #maydaisy #philindaisy #aos #agents of shield #agents of s.h.i.e.l.d.

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Interviewer: Do you care about Phil Coulson a lot?

Melinda: Yes.

Interviewer: Would you follow him to the grave?

Melinda: Yes.

Interviewer: Would you protect him at all cost?

Melinda: Yes.

Interviewer: And do you only open up to him and no one else?

Melinda: Yes.

Interviewer: Ok, if person A cares about person B a lot, follows person B to the grave, protects person B at all cost, won't open up to anyone except person B, do you think person A loves person B?

Melinda: Yes.

Interviewer: So you love Phil Coulson.

Melinda: No.

Interviewer: *Face palm*

#melinda may #phil coulson #philinda #idiots in love #aos #agents of shield #agents of s.h.i.e.l.d.

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Phil: *Driving Lola and trying to be cool* I feel the need... the need for-

Melinda: For what? Death?

Phil: Uh no I was going to say-

Melinda: Say what? Sacrifice???

Phil: No I-

Melinda: Egotistic stupidity? Reckless heroism?

Phil: SPEED! I MEANT SPEED! 😖😖😖

#melinda may #phil coulson #philinda #aos #agents of shield #agents of s.h.i.e.l.d.

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💦 Another Water OP 💦

Philinda: *Fought the bad guys next to a dock*

Phil: *Picked up the 084 and held it above his head* See I told you everything is fine. We got it and you didn't touch any water at all! *Threw the 084 up to catch it with his other hand but missed and knocked it in the water*

Melinda: . . .

Phil: 😰😰😰 I have a rope?

Melinda: *Tied the rope around her waist and was slowly lowering down to the 084* If you drop me...

Phil: I won't! I promise! I bet my lif-

Rope: *A crispy snap 😌*

*SPLASH*

Melinda: *Drenched and glaring*

Phil: 😱😱😱 Mel, I'm so sor-

Melinda: *Got out of the water* Don't. Talk. To. Me.

#melinda may #phil coulson #philinda #aos #agents of shield #agents of s.h.i.e.l.d.

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Melinda: *Curled up into a ball on the roof of the base*

Phil: *Climbs up and joins her*

*A moment of silence*

Phil: *Passed her a bottle of whiskey* So... you come here often?

Melinda: *Glared at him with tearful eyes*

Phil: *Sigh* You're too hard on yourself.

Melinda: *Looked away*

Phil: It's not on you to save everyone.

Melinda: Yes it is.

Phil: There's no way you would have known, you did the best you could.

Melinda: And she still died. *A single tear escaped from her eye*

Phil: *Wrapped an arm around her*

Melinda: *Leaned into his arms and quietly sobbed*

#melinda may #phil coulson #philinda #aos #agents of shield #agents of s.h.i.e.l.d.

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A very pregnant Melinda: Phil, the baby's coming.

Phil: *High alert* Ok ok ok she got this, you got this. You ran through all the steps, every scenario, you can do this.

Melinda: *Calming walking down the stairs*

Phil: *Grabs everything, locks the door, gets in the car, starts driving to the hospital*

Melinda: *Just got to the door and watched him drive away* . . .

Phil: *Still driving to the hospital* Mel, we are almost there don't worry we- Mel? OH SHIT.

#melinda may #phil coulson #philinda #idiots in love #aos #agents of shield #agents of s.h.i.e.l.d.