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agaytoremembr · 12 days
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agaytoremembr · 13 days
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TODAY IT’S A GREAT DAY BECAUSE IT’S MARCH 15th THE DAY WHEN DENZEL CROCKER LOST HIS HAPPINESS AND IT’S ALSO ANNOY SQUIDWARD DAY
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agaytoremembr · 20 days
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It's kind of tragic how homophobia affects insecure men.
Like sometimes they want to experiment with a bit of anal and instead of just buying a sex toy and some lube like a normal person, they instead shove random objects up their ass that inevitably get stuck and then they try to get them out by themselves which makes things worse and then they lie to doctors about it and like this all leads to all kinds of extra complications like internal damage, risk of infections, bleeding, the fall of Yugoslavia, etc.
Come on guys, just buy a dildo. It's way safer and it leads to way fewer problems.
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agaytoremembr · 20 days
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Things Percy Jackson remembers in Son of Neptune:
Annabeth exists
I met Annabeth at a camp
Annabeth and I kiss sometimes
Fuck Ares
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agaytoremembr · 23 days
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We all know that Jess wasn't behaving well at the party in Keg! Max! but it irks me when people act like this was just a typical example of how he generally acted in his relationship with Rory. Because the entire POINT was that Rory could tell something was very very wrong with him, because he didn't normally act that way!
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agaytoremembr · 23 days
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yesterday i went to a party and i kissed this girl and she kept trying to give me her linkedin and i was like ...LINKEDIN? and she said yes linkedin. so i said i dont use linkedin. do you have instagram though. and she was like yes i do have instagram. you should add me on linkedin. and i said i dont use linkedin. and she said i will add you on linkedin. and i said girl give me your instagram you are NOT flirting with me through linkedin. and she was like. ok. fine. here's my instagram then. and gave me her instagram, which she clearly uses a lot, so it wasnt even that she only uses linkedin but rather that she just wanted to talk to me through linkedin specifically. fascinating woman if i wasnt already attracted to her her unwavering loyalty to linkedin wouldve drawn me in for sure
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agaytoremembr · 23 days
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me trying to convince myself that the whole spectrum of human emotions is a good and necessary thing to feel even if its not comfortable while im actively experiencing emotions that make me feel like my bones are being dissolved in acid
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agaytoremembr · 23 days
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be pro-aging but wear sun screen. sun protection is not beauty industry propaganda it will save you. wear it. or else.
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agaytoremembr · 23 days
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I hate this whole needing money to live thing
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agaytoremembr · 23 days
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its nothing some ibuprofen and a blunt and 5 beers and a head injury and jacking off and killing myself cant fix
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agaytoremembr · 23 days
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love how each pjo book takes place in the span of a week. so like every summer percy has one crazy week and then the rest of his year is normal
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agaytoremembr · 23 days
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days keep happening to me. and nights also. no say in it whatsoever
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agaytoremembr · 23 days
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agaytoremembr · 24 days
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people refuse to see the violence it takes to maintain the status quo as such and instead fear the hypothetical violence it will take to destroy it. they see the current order of things as a state of stasis and inaction, instead of as a violent order upheld by constant action, which can be undone by action
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agaytoremembr · 24 days
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“forget the world” SOBBING UNCONTROLLABLY
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