aelin-herondale

[aelin-herondale]

Cecily: Will, NO!

Will: Will, YES!

Gabriel: *at the top of the stair case at Will's mercy*

Will: WE'LL GO SEE JEM!

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[aelin-herondale]

Little Thomas: I would like some scones, please.

Sophie(sighing): Like father, like son.

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[aelin-herondale]

Tessa: Who is responsible for this mess?!

Little James: Dad.

Little Lucie: Dad.

Will: I'm in need of new children.

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[aelin-herondale]

Will: Did you dream about me?

Jem: I actually did.

Will: What did I do?

Jem: *thinking about Will being a stripper"

Jem(blushing): Nothing unusual.

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[aelin-herondale]

Jace: Any chance we'll get spaghetti in the bathtub?

Clary: What? No!

Jace: Of course it wouldn't be made by Izzy, don't worry.

Isabelle: I take that personally!

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[aelin-herondale]

Jace: I'm not a bad influence!

Clary: You were literally a demonic psychopath.

Jace: Yeah, but it wasn't my fault. Sebastian, the demonic psychopath who made me into one, was your brother, remember?

Isabelle: Not again...

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[aelin-herondale]

Charlotte: Go and make your bed, I've already asked you!

Will: Why make my bed when I'm going to sleep in it tonight?

Charlotte: Why feed you when you're going to die anyway?

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[aelin-herondale]

Simon: Your eyes are like IKEA.

Izzy: What?

Simon: I'm lost in them.

Izzy: WHAT'S IKEA?!

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[aelin-herondale]

Jem: Can we play a game?

Kit: Sure.

Jem: Who would you take on a deserted island with you?

Kit: Dora for sure. That girl has everything in her backpack!

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[aelin-herondale]

Jem: How man people are buried in that cemetery over there?

Kit: I don't know, like 10,000?

Jem: No, all of them.

Kit: I hate your dad jokes...

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[aelin-herondale]

Jem: You really should stop drinking.

Will: Why?

Jem: Do you remember last night?

Will: Yeah, but I wasn't really drunk...

Jem: YOU ALMOST RAN INTO GABRIEL'S ROOM SINGING THE DEMON POX SONG!

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[aelin-herondale]

Ty: Would you help me with resurrecting Livvy?

Kit: Yes of course, how romantic!

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Dru: Why don't you believe me?

Kit: You don't show me your sources.

Dru: My sources are: dude trust me.

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[aelin-herondale]

Julian: Do no harm but take no shit.

Emma: Take no shit.

Julian: Emma no-

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[aelin-herondale]

Kaz: I wouldn't let an idiot join the dregs, ever.

Everyone who's part of the dregs: What about me?

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[aelin-herondale]

Kaz: Do you ever think before you do something?

Jesper: Should I?

Kaz: *facepalm*

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[aelin-herondale]

Kaz(thinking): I could call her sweetheart, but nah, I'd sound like a softy-

Kaz(saying): I protect my investments.

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