Tumgik
Text
I should probably be sceptic about the Wicked movie, BUT THE WIVES-
1 note · View note
Text
Every time someone asks me if I have a boyfriend I take 1 hp damage
7 notes · View notes
Text
Tolkien is having his first ever egg. It’s. Not going well.
46K notes · View notes
Text
Tiny Pet prompt
I wanted to write a story with a giant and their tiny pet, some kind of Giant Caretaker receiving Tiny Whumpee as a present but since I can’t put in on the paper I will change my story into a prompt.
In Caretaker's society only the wealthiest can afford Tiny pets. Caretaker is one of them, their family had a Tiny pet when they were a kid but Caretaker remember that their Tiny always looked sad and cried a lot, even more after Caretaker's Mom cut their tongue.
Caretaker never wanted a Tiny pet but their parent decided it was the perfect gift for their beloved child who just became an adult and lived on their own. So one day when Caretaker come home from work they find a cage with a note from their parent on it, inside of it there is a Tiny pet named Whumpee. Whumpee is dead scared of the Giants but Caretaker is decided to show them they’re not like their fellows.
143 notes · View notes
Text
writing takes so long and its so tiring but if i dont write for the rest of my life ill die
5K notes · View notes
Text
Tumblr media
"what the fuck is your problem?" (compliment)
39K notes · View notes
Text
Wenclair pet whump be like
Ajax: Enid, did you see that pet we found!? she looks likw she probably ate her last owner!
Enid:
Wednesday, stepping out from behind Enid: on the contrary, I chewed off his foot and watched him bleed to death
Enid: Ajax, this is my new pet, Wednesday
1 note · View note
Text
Tumblr media
FINALLY some good fucking feature ideas from the tumblr devs. tamagotchi renaissance now
83K notes · View notes
Text
Tumblr media
23K notes · View notes
Text
Me discovering the softer side of pet whump that perfectly coresponds to the specific type of caretaking and power dynamic that I adore
Tumblr media
1 note · View note
Text
society is actually wrong. u can like poem and talk about it to ur friends
39K notes · View notes
Text
I truly hate the word “unalive.” There are so many other euphemisms that fictional Italian mobsters worked so hard to provide you with and you just ignore them.
219K notes · View notes
Text
“magic isnt real” — plants just grow out of the ground. for free. everywhere.
120K notes · View notes
Text
Tumblr media
this tweet hasn't left my mind once in the two years since it's been posted
191K notes · View notes
Text
every now and then I get amazed by how much I love music like wow. I love music so much. music is so cool, I'm so glad music exists. music is the best thing this world has to offer and we can listen to it all the time, it's mindblowing
20K notes · View notes
Text
The youngest Palestinian journalist is a 9 year old girl.
Her name Lama Jamous.
Lama has been reporting on tik tok what has been happening in Gaza. Her father is a journalist working for Al Jazeera and is trying to get her out of Rafah.
Link to the gofundme from the video
Please share her story.
20K notes · View notes
Text
Imagine an AITA for Whumppit (Reddit for Whump).
Imagine Caretakers (and Carewhumpers!) posting AITA whenever they fuck up with Whumpee. Like can you imagine a post that says:
"AITA for screaming at my Whumpee for being too clingy?"
What would your Caretakers/Carewhumpers post on AITA?
138 notes · View notes