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Cant out bitch me. Even if you did I outlive you and therefore I win in the endโœจ
A part of me thinks I could out bitch Lestat.
Spoiler alert, I could not, I would be terrified the moment I was in the same room as him and then cry.
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Shut up bitch youโ€™re not my therapist
Lestat is like that because he was never hugged as a child
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Lestat, Iโ€™m being bullied. Do you have any advice for me?
Make them fall in love with you, duh. Itโ€™ll probably cause more problems but it might solve the bullying problem at least for a lil bit :)
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Thx for the tag๐Ÿ–ค
Last song: donโ€™t remember, I just know its one of mineโœจ
Favorite color: red or gold, depends on my mood
Last movie/show: donโ€™t remember I spend most time on my phone
Sweet/savoury/spicy: savoury and sweet
Relationship stat: everyone
Last google search: is it legal to set someones lawn on fire if you call it self defense
Current obsession: myself
Last book: my book
Looking forward to: getting to be more of a bad bitch tomorrow than I am today
Forgot to @ peoples
@satansssgayassistant @translucentelectronics @actually-david-talbot @actually-nicolas-de-lenfent @actually-daniel-molloy @actually-louis-de-pointe-du-lac @actually-santino
Thank you @queervampirewanabe for tagging me.
Last song: Piano Concerto No. 2
Fave colour: Black.
Last movie/show: Metropolis.
Sweet/savoury/spicy: Blood is savoury, right?
Relationship status: Itโ€™s complicated.
Last thing I googled: collinsdictionary.com
Current obsession: Films.
Last book: Divina Commedia.
Looking forward to: The book I ordered arriving.
Tagging: @actually-lestat-de-lioncourt, @actually-louis-de-pointe-du-lac, @actually-nicolas-de-lenfent, @actually-daniel-molloy, @actually-santino, @actually-david-talbot
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Merry Christmas bitches. idk what to buy anyone for a gift but I can give someone the dark gift, and that technically counts as a real gift, so if anyone wants to be a vampire hmu cause Im bored rn
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Happy 3 or 4th birthday to this blog!!! ๐ŸŽ‰
Thx bitch love you๐Ÿ–ค๐Ÿ–คโœจโœจ
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Its the anniversary of this blog today but I donโ€™t remember precisely how many years, I just know its either 3 or 4. So everyone clap for our 3rd or 4th birthday or be disownedโœจ๐Ÿ–ค๐Ÿ–ค
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Just be careful about the blowtorch one. I've heard fire affect you vampires worse than us human (and that's saying something)
I was set on fire once, so if Louis gets set on fire too it kinda evens out the scale. Blowtorch trap is happeningโœจ plus we could get lucky and Claudia will accidentally walk into the trap instead. Then I cant even be blamed cause it was meant for Louis๐Ÿ˜ŒโœŒ๏ธ
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Watched Home Alone for the first time and it inspired me to put random traps around the house for Louis this season. He seems upset but I dont believe him when he says itโ€™s wrong cause itโ€™s technically in the Christmas spirit if you think about it
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This blog brings me so much amusement, and itโ€™s a delight whenever it crosses my blog. I hope youโ€™ll accept this corn furby as thanks
GUYS I GOT A CORN FURBY LETS GOOOO I LOVE YOU
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Hello.. I am desperate I have been looking for a Lestat to RP with. Would you be interested? Or do you know of a site or people that RP these characters?
Im down to interact with anybody, you can throw the most dumb shit at me and ima still answer you. As long as your shits appropriate since we got some young mfโ€™s up in here, youโ€™re good broskie
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Louisโ€™ job was to dump the sauce but he bitched out. Got left with just mystery noodles
WHEN THE HELL DID YOU DUMP 500 POUNDS OF SPAGHETTI
Awhile back, got bored and wanted mystery spaghetti to make headlines
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HELL YEAH, LOOK AT LITTLE ME
I made you and louis in tomodachi life(you have a cat ear beanie)
PLEASE SHOW US
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I made you and louis in tomodachi life(you have a cat ear beanie)
PLEASE SHOW US
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WHEN THE HELL DID YOU DUMP 500 POUNDS OF SPAGHETTI
Awhile back, got bored and wanted mystery spaghetti to make headlines
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u r so cute, r u a cat person?
Indeed I am. I present to you my very handsome son, Thackery๐Ÿ˜Œ
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Sorry I disappeared for awhile we be moving and shit, also we set our yard on fire yesterday and weโ€™ve been going through a crisis with that. Got like a really cool snow machine yesterday though to make up for it and Iโ€™ve been using it on louis everytime he comes outside
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